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Jab barish ho to bahir betha karo, Tumhari Qismat khul jaye gi. Kismat na khuli…

?4 ghante tk Pappu ki call ka intizar krne k bad Pinky ne kia kh0ob…

SIR Wo kon sa DEPARTMENT he jis men ORAT kaam nahi kar sakti ? STUDENT.FIRE…

Jee to chahta hai k tujhy jan sy mardalon , , , , , Par…

I m Lamp U r Light I m Coke U r Sprite I m Sawan…

Death angel to girl: Your time is ovr grl: Is there any way to escape?…

Oscar Award 2012. . Best singer award goes 2 . . . . . Altaf…

Zardari HAJJ Karne Gaya Jab Wo Shetaan Ko Pathar Marne Laga To Awaz Aai ….

::::::::::::::::::o – , ‘ ‘ ¨ .. Yeh Lo Dog ka new LAND Abhi Abhi…

Ap Ne Kitni Dafa Logo k Mouh Se Suna hoga ‘Bonga’ Magr Aj Tak Kisi…

India men 2 cheezen Bohat popular hain ,, (“,)/’

Khawaja Hassan Nizami & angraiz angraiz: sab angraizoon ka rang 1 sa hota hai. Laikin…

I Wana dedicate a Song. Sirf or Sirf Aap k liye "Karran Mein Nazara Jaddon…

Breaking News… Dhammaka Khabar.. TiB ki Dunya me TeheLka Mach Gaya, Khabar MiLi hai K…

oo0() ()0oo ( ) ( ) ( ) / (___) (___) Ye meray paun hain…

U r very special to me. I don’t want to lose a friend like u….

Kya aap ne kabhi "BHOOT" ko plastic cover mey liptey dekha hai? Nahi Waqai nahi?…

HAPPY BIRTHDAY To U Dear Ap ko kya Laga Ap Nahi Batao Ge To pata…

A boy Searching these Keywords on Google.. free IFTAAR in 5 star hotel’ . ….

>> Jab mainay tum ko pheli baar dekha khan sahab

If You Think I m Bad. . . Come To Me… I’ll Give You More…

if anyone says that you are Intelligent smart beautiful adorable attaractive & Special to…. thappar…

2 Larkiyan bus Mein ik seat k liye larh rhi thein k pehley woh ai…

Life’s like a movie! If you are sad- DRAMA, If you are afraid- SUSPENSE, If…

11 saal jail me rehnay wala shakhs hamara ‘President’ 6 saal jail me rehnay wala…

Duur kahin ik basti thi Wahan churailein basti theen Un k ander bari masti thi…

1 larka dosre larke se: Yaar tum ne kabhi koi larki phansai hai? 2nd boy!…

*’Tere Husn Ki Taareef me kistarah karun ‘dost’ Ek to Teri Shakal pe LANAT hy…

You are Sweet, Cute & an Ultra-dynamic Personality..!! You are one in a Million with…

I Want 2 Kill U But I Can’t,Bcoz, I.P.C.340(B) “According 2this Rule,Killing Or Hunting Of…

Teri Galiyo me Na Rakhenge Kadam aaj k Bad Ghor Frmayega Teri Galiyo me Na…

=Sub se Cool +Ap Ho =Sub se Sweet +Ap Ho =Sub se Smart +Ap Ho…

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O…

KARACHI ka wo konsa road hai jo aap k naam pr hai? Zara Sochiye… ….

Qaazi nikaah k waqt loagon se bola: ‘Kisi ko is shaadi par aitraaz hai?’ 1…

Fact: you cannot breathe fast and hard while your tongue is out and your mouth…

High Level Insult! Aik bacha park me bench pe betha toffees kha rha tha. Pas…

For the girl who says that all the boys r SAME should be asked ….

Tum aesi roti nahi bana sakhti Husband: Tum aesi roti nahi bana sakhti jesi meri…

DATE Pe Jaane K Liye Paan Waale Se DING DONG Kya Maangi – FARAZ –…

Sadar-e-Pakistan bemaar hogaye hain…!!! ab hum un k liye dua kren ya Pakistan k liye…

Aap to pihr aap hae aap ki key bat hae jahan jate hen cha jate…

R0se r laal Sky r neela ur brain is Like khali Patila Bura man lia…

Ek Scientist ne Mera Brain Wash kia or phir Pocha: Tumhe ab b koi Yaad…

Kabhi hausla bhi azma lena chahiye, Bure waqt me muskura lena chahiye, Agar 7ve din…

Breaking News: Aslam Raeesani ne Murghe ki azaan per roza khol lia, Tafseel k mutabiq…

Pata hy Jab Ap Ghar se Nikalte ho to “Larkiyan” Apko Hasrt se Dekhti hain…

Agar is sms ko delete kiya to kutta.. Forward kiya to chutiya.. Save kiya to…

ap male ho yan female . . . . . . . . nicha kya…

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Attention Please! UR Brain Wil B Refreshed In Next 5 Seconds.. 5. 4. 3. 2….

Jo Tum Ko Dil Se Pyar Kare Tum Pe Jaan Nisar Kare Tumhara Sada Intizar…

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Mobile Ejad Karny Waly Ka Sapna Tha K Dniya Me Her Lallu panju k pas…

Husband: Lgta hai Paros me Bakra Halal ho raha hy.Acha hy aaj Gosht nhi lana…

Suna ha ap ki Muskurahat pe hr koi Mrta ha . . . . ….

If u knock at the door of others u never know whether u’ll b welcomed…

Arz Kiya hai K Gham Hai Tanhai Hai Gham Hai Tanhai Hai . .. …Tusi…

SAWAL Kuch B Ho JAWAB Tum Hi Ho RASTA Koi B Ho MUNZIL Tum Hi…

Gf : am i pretty or ugly? . . Bf : you are both ….

BE – ALERT KOI BHI KUCH BHI KHAANEY KO DEY MAT-KHAANA IDHAR – UDHAR NIGAH…

Film 786 Ke Naam se Holland Me 1 Movie Bani Hai, Jisme Nabi-Ye-Karim [Sallahoalaihewaslim] Ka…

English Medium Schools me Parhny waly Bachon k lie Pesh hy Urdu me 2 ka…

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1 merasi k ghr k samne kutta mara para tha merasi ne Municipal Committe ko…

‘ALLAH’ TALA ka farman hai:- “Me ne apne bandon pr 3 khasusi ahsan kiye… 1-…

GoLdEn WoRdS AgAr TuM JiSe PaSaNd KrTe Ho UsSe Na Pa SkO Tu… . ….

Rahman Malik Is Awarded By Karachi University With Ph.D. At Home He Handed Over Degree…

Master Bachy Ki Roti Kha kr kehta Hai: Beta Ghar Ja Kr Mera Naam To…

~~Ajeb tarha k log bastey hain teray shehar mai~~ ” saqi” ~Zang lag jata hy…

Party ka invitati0n hai time pay pohanch jana plz Abdullah Shah Ghazi k mazar pay…

Teacher :- You StuPid! At Your Age EinsTen RanKed First In Class,,,, What About You…

YaR EK SaWaL kA mAtLaB mUjE sAmAj nAi a rAhA sAMjA dO. . . ….

Brandy+Water= Injurious to Kidney. Rum+Water= Injurious to Liver. Whisky+Water= Injurious to Heart. Gin+Water= Injurious to…

Tum Sa koi Pyara koi Masoom Nahi Hai. (./) /.’.) ‘^—-;’;_ ,,/'( , , )…

AYE KAAAASH….! . . K TUM….. ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; MARASI…

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Is Hafty Ki TOP DialTunes ‘PARDAY ME REHNE DO BY ALTAF BHAI’ ko set krny…

thora sa apna moon mobile screen k samny karo thora sa or kaha na thora…

Terrorist have kidnaped our president Mr. Asif Ali Zardari … & demanded aransom of 500000000…

Boy: Ye Larkiyan “BUS” ki trha hoti hen ek gayi to dusri aa gai GIRL:…

1 Gadha ro ro kr girgira k iltija kr rha tha Ya KHUDA mjhy perhny…

Jis k intzar me ki hain tu ny apni ankhain num Zara gor se dekh…

1 Hejra BURKA pehan kr 1 ADMI ko BEWAKOOF bana rha tha. K men LARKI…

‘BADLA’ Papu Ki GirlFriend Ne Usy Khat Likha ‘Mri Life Ma Nya Lrka aa gia…

Bhai Altaf kuch to khayal karna tha, Apka Muqabila Zulfiqar Mirza Se Tha Nargis Se…

Boy friend: Agar Tum India Me Hoti To Wo Log Zarur Tumhari PooJa Karty Girlfriend:…