Category: Funny SMS
Latest & New funny SMS messages collection in hindi, urdu & english
A poem by evry girl husbnd
A poem by evry girl Husbnd apna white ho Lambi jski hight ho Ghusy ka…
The dentist to little kid
The Dentist To The Little Kid … ”What Kind Of Filling Would You Like For…
Professor sahib ko bara sa gift pack
ProfEsSor sAhiB Ko bAra sA gIft pAck uThAyE GhAr kI TarAf jAtAy dEkH Kr uN…
Q whats the difference between a woman
Q: What’s The Difference Between A Woman And Coffin…. ??? . . . . ….
Exclusive pickup lines are you
Exclusive Pickup Lines – Are You Going To Kiss Me Or Do I Have To…
Bhikari 1 rupia dede baba aadmisharam nahi
Bhikari: 1 rupia dede baba Aadmi:sharam nahi ati itnay hatay katay ho k bhik mangtay…
Betime parosi se love krti hun orus
Beti:Me Parosi Se love Krti Hun, !ORUs K Sath Bhag Rahi HunDad:Thanks Beta Tm Mra…
A wife treats hubby by taking
A Wife Treats Hubby By Taking Him To A Lap Dance Club For His Birthday…
Story aik din wo hm se milnay
Story:- Aik din wo hm se milnay aye hm so rhay thay. Aglay din hm…
Aik sheikh sahab ko current lag gya
Aik sheikh sahab ko current lag gya. Bachon ne kaha aba jan ko bachao. Sheikh…
Tandur ki roti kbhi kachi nhi hoti
Tandur ki roti kbhi kachi nhi hoti, Arz kiya hai! . . Tandur Ki roti…
Pichlay zmanay mein jb koi akela betha
Pichlay zmanay mein jb koi akela betha hansta tha to kehtay thay iss pr saya…
Malkintum safai theek tarah se nahi krti
Malkin:Tum saFaI TheEK tArAh sE NaHi kRtI. . Wo kOnAy mE Lga hUa jaAla dEkH…
1 din farista janwaron ko unki zat
1 din 1 farista janwaron ko unki zat bata raha tha Sher-jutt Cheeta-rajput Hathi-butt Zebra-malik…
Height of kush fehmi a man
Height Of Kush Fehmi.. A Man Marrying His Own Secretary Thinking That She Will Still…
How come mario can smash through
How Come Mario Can Smash Through Bricks… Yet He Dies When He Touches A Freaking…
Apni pasand ka fruit chose karin
Apni pasand ka fruit chose karin. APPLE: LEMON: ORANGE: GRAPE: MANGO: STRAWBERY: WATERMELON: PINEAPLE: BANANA:…
A sleeping li0n is str0nger than barking
A sleeping Li0n is str0nger than A barking D0G, S0 a sleeping Student is better…
2 larkin ful makeup kr k
2 Larki’n Ful Makeup Kr k Nikli Raste Me Ksi Larke Ne Unko Nahi Dkha…
Pyar k geet gayin gay hum
Pyar K Geet Gayin Gay Hum, Apni Duniya Basaain Gay Hum, Jo Deye Bujh Gaye…
Aapke aankh ande jaise kamar like coriander
Aapke aankh ande jaise, Aapke kamar like coriander jaise, Aapka stomach drumb jaisa, wah wah…
Likhy jo khat tujhy wo teri
Likhy Jo Khat Tujhy Wo Teri Yaad Me Wo Sare Padh Liye Papa Ne Raat…
Every ody in this world love ither
Every ?ody In This World Love ?ither His Past Θr Future Front ?eaters Θf ?lass…
Her khushi hansi maangay aapse phool
Her khushi hansi maangay aapse… Her phool khushbu maangay aapse.. Itni roshni ho apki zindagi…
Cheap attitude of girlswen a boy sends
Cheap attitude of girls:wen a boy sends dirty sms she laughs for 10 mints,fwds dat…
Aap ko miss karna roz ki baat
aap ko miss karna roz ki baat hai aap ko yaad karna aadat ki baat…
Pakistan ki national game kiya hai
Pakistan ki national game kiya hai? . . . . kiya kaha hockey? nai wo…
Koi ankho me bat karleta hai
Koi ankho ankho me bat karleta hai, koi ankhon se sawal karleta hai, buhut mushkil…
Network sy daleel don ya apne mobile
Network sy daleel don ya apne mobile ko samny rakh don paPpU wo mujh sy…
Whats the moral of movies jannat gangster
What?s The Moral Of Movies janNAT GANGSTER MURDER FANAA TITANIC Think Larkiyo K Lafrey May…
Maa beta shadi us se karna
Maa : Beta Shadi us se karna jo Naik ho. 5 waqt Namaz parhti ho….
If girl in luv her parents
If girl in luv, Her parents ask: who is dat IDIOT? If boy in luv,…
Kabhi honsla bhi aazmaana chahiye bure waqt
Kabhi honsla bhi aazmaana chahiye, bure waqt mein muskurana chahiye, jab 10 dino mein khujli…
Ek dost mazaq me apnay shaikh dost
Ek Dost Mazaq Me aPnAy shAiKh dOst K Paon DbanAy Lga. Paon Dba kR bO|La,…
What will a guy sing after he
What Will a Guy Sing After He Gets Proposal From A Rich Girl . ….
A student attached a 100 rupee note
A student attached a 100 rupee note to his test paper n wrote “Rs 1…
Santa what is another difference between a
Santa: WHat is another difference between a mosquito and a fly? ? ? ? ?…
Principal 2 students u people must
Principal 2 Students: U People Must Sleep Atleast 7 Hours A Day. Students: Impossible Sir!…
Bandook chal gai fire ho gaya
Bandook chal gai fire ho gaya, wah wah wah bandook chal gai fire ho gaya…
Tip of the day kabhi ye
Tip of the day? Kabhi ye mat socho tmhari Girlfriend ne tumhen kitna romantic msg…
Student to maths teacher sir english teacher
STUDENT TO MATHS TEACHER: Sir English Teacher English Main
Dharkhan ruk gai meri ye sun kar
dharkhan ruk gai meri ye sun kar jab lite gai tu kam wali maasi ne…
All desirable things in life are either
All desirable things in life are, either I L L E G A L B…
Aaj k baad mujhe ufone no
Aaj k baad mujhe ufone no. Pe sms mat ki jiye ga. AAP Neeche likhe…
Bunty kya tumhe sunny deol ka no
Bunty: Kya Tumhe SUNNY DEOL Ka No Pata Hai? Vicky: Nahi Pata Q Kya Hua?…
Little boy dad how was i born
Little boy: Dad, how was I born? Dad: Well son, your mom and I got…
The best n amazing part of life
The Best n amazing Part of Life is… When Your parents says…. . . ….
Eik charsi ki bakri gum ho gai
Eik charsi ki bakri gum ho gai bohat talash kiya magar na mili. Sham ko…
Ek buzrg apni taveel zindgi ka raaz
Ek buzrg apni taveel zindgi ka raaz bata raha tha. Meri umr 80 saal hai…
Rocky apni siahat k qisay sunata rehta
Rocky aPni Siahat k Qisay Sunata Rehta Tha, ek Roz Us Ki Mulaqat Apnay Dost…
1 admi 11bacho k sath nkla jo
1 Admi 11Bacho K Sath nkla jo Shor Kr Rhy Thy 1 Buzurg Lathi Se…
Once a smoker was smoking at airport
Once a smoker was smoking at airport.. A gentleman arrives and asked him: ek din…
Thora sa apna moon mobile ki screen
Thora sa apna moon mobile ki screen kay samnay karo Thoora sa or Thoora left…
Kya ap shadi krna chate hen
Kya ap Shadi krna chate hen? Kia kaha? haan? Pehle zra isko parh len 1)POLICEMAN:…
Ek pehlwan ka accident hua hospital me
Ek pEhLwan kA Accident hUa, HospitaL Me SIR Se pAon tAk Pattioon Me pAra tHa,…
Two friends are talking to each other
Two frIEnDS aRe Talking To Each Other, 1st: Kal Tumhare Pati Pipe Se Apne Flat…
Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili
Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua umr bhar gam ke sahare…
Suchi dosti ka sacha waqia 1
Suchi dosti ka sacha waqia 1 dost ne rat ko 3 bajy apne dost ko…
Ladies n gentalmen please put ur handz
Ladies N Gentalmen Please Put Ur Handz Together For Clap ND Welcome Dis Outstanding Sms…
Ganpat chal scrap bhej a jada joke
ganpat.. chal scrap bhej.. a ganpat.. chal scrap bhej.. a jada joke serious thoda kum…
Doctor to pehlwan aap ka kandha kese
Doctor to pehlwan aap ka kandha kese utr geya? . Pehlwan: janaab bache ka bage…
Son sooraj zameen se kitni duur hai
Son: Sooraj zameen se kitni duur hai? Father: Pata nahiN Son: Aap ki is la-ilmi…
Badam khane se dimag me moch askti
Badam Khane Se Dimag Me Moch Askti He . . . Socho Kese . Simple…
Arz kiya ha is muskrhat k
ArZ KiYA Ha Is MuSkRhAt K PeChE DArd hA GeHrA Is MuSkRhAt K PeChE DArd…
You are my lantifrand llovely aattractive nnice
you are my â€â€;LANTI;â€â€Frand L=lovely A=attractive N=nice T=talented I=intelligent so you are my lanti frand
Kids born after 2009 mom may
Kids Born After 2009 Mom, May I See My Photo-Albums Of That Time When I…
Identification of student 1books in bag
Identification of Student 1.Books in bag, Faisalabad 2.Books in hands, Sialkot 3.Rolled books in jeans,…
In mein sy koi 2 no select
In Mein Sy Koi 2 No. Select Karain 111 222 333 444 555 666 777…
Top movies of the year faraz
Top Movies Of The Year: FArAZ Is KinG MiSsioN FARAZ JaAnE Tu Ya JAne Na…
Khoon se likh diya har dewar pe
KHOON se likh diya har dewar pe Us ka naam, Or phir Tor di har…
Byz agr mai kahn mujhe tum
B?yz : Agr mai kah?n mujhe tum se M?habat hai or meri yahi chahat hai…
Zindagi mein kuch sapne saja lena dil
Zindagi mein kuch sapne saja lena, Dil mein kuch arman jaga lena, Hum ap ki…
Profesor wat is attention deficit hyperactive disorder
Profesor: Wat is attention deficit hyperactive disorder? Studnt: jimbalakadi bambalu Profesor: Wat? Sorry, I didnt…
Taliban bohat jald karachi arahe hain mqm
Taliban: bohat jald karachi arahe hain MQM: aslah le lo Awam: rashan le kar rakh…
Teacher ne 1 bache ki mother ko
Teacher ne 1 bache ki Mother ko likha k bache ko Nehla k School bheja…
Leeping disease tiology aused by tudying
?LEEPING DISEASE ?TIOLOGY ?AUSED BY: ?tudying For ?xams HOST: ?tudent ?YMPTOMS: ?winging Θf Head Frequent…
Chaae chahiye kon si faraz lipton
Chaae Chahiye, Kon Si FARAZ.. Lipton He To Hai, Huunmm Lajawab…! Go0d M0rning FARAzzzzzz. :->…