Category: Funny SMS

Latest & New funny SMS messages collection in hindi, urdu & english

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Andaaz hy jawani ka zara joohm k

Andaaz hy JAWANI ka zara JOOHM k chaltay hn Loag samjtay hn ham PEE k…

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Fawara chowk ka na hota khyber

Fawara chowk Ka Fawara Na Hota. Khyber Gate Ka Nazara Na Hota. Fashion Ne Larkion…

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Top 6 reasons i want to be

Top 6 reasons i want to be a CHARTERED ACCOUNTANT 1-I hate to sleep 2-I…

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Latest urdu dictionary ikhlaq jis ki

*LATEST UrdU DICTIONARY* IKHLAQ: Jis Ki SuppLy kM DemAnd Zayada. Admi: wo Janwar Jis Ki…

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A poem by evry girl husbnd

A poem by evry girl Husbnd apna white ho Lambi jski hight ho Ghusy ka…

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The dentist to little kid

The Dentist To The Little Kid … ”What Kind Of Filling Would You Like For…

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Professor sahib ko bara sa gift pack

ProfEsSor sAhiB Ko bAra sA gIft pAck uThAyE GhAr kI TarAf jAtAy dEkH Kr uN…

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Q whats the difference between a woman

Q: What’s The Difference Between A Woman And Coffin…. ??? . . . . ….

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Exclusive pickup lines are you

Exclusive Pickup Lines – Are You Going To Kiss Me Or Do I Have To…

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Bhikari 1 rupia dede baba aadmisharam nahi

Bhikari: 1 rupia dede baba Aadmi:sharam nahi ati itnay hatay katay ho k bhik mangtay…

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Betime parosi se love krti hun orus

Beti:Me Parosi Se love Krti Hun, !ORUs K Sath Bhag Rahi HunDad:Thanks Beta Tm Mra…

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A wife treats hubby by taking

A Wife Treats Hubby By Taking Him To A Lap Dance Club For His Birthday…

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Story aik din wo hm se milnay

Story:- Aik din wo hm se milnay aye hm so rhay thay. Aglay din hm…

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Aik sheikh sahab ko current lag gya

Aik sheikh sahab ko current lag gya. Bachon ne kaha aba jan ko bachao. Sheikh…

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Tandur ki roti kbhi kachi nhi hoti

Tandur ki roti kbhi kachi nhi hoti, Arz kiya hai! . . Tandur Ki roti…

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Pichlay zmanay mein jb koi akela betha

Pichlay zmanay mein jb koi akela betha hansta tha to kehtay thay iss pr saya…

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Malkintum safai theek tarah se nahi krti

Malkin:Tum saFaI TheEK tArAh sE NaHi kRtI. . Wo kOnAy mE Lga hUa jaAla dEkH…

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1 din farista janwaron ko unki zat

1 din 1 farista janwaron ko unki zat bata raha tha Sher-jutt Cheeta-rajput Hathi-butt Zebra-malik…

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Height of kush fehmi a man

Height Of Kush Fehmi.. A Man Marrying His Own Secretary Thinking That She Will Still…

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How come mario can smash through

How Come Mario Can Smash Through Bricks… Yet He Dies When He Touches A Freaking…

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Can u prove 12 no

Can u prove 1=2 ?? No ?? See how i prove let x = y…

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Why do gals act like idiots

Why Do Gals Act Like Idiots ???? . . . . . . . ….

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I love to walk in rain

I Love To Walk In Rain,, Bec0ze No One Can See Me Doing Sussu In…

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Apni pasand ka fruit chose karin

Apni pasand ka fruit chose karin. APPLE: LEMON: ORANGE: GRAPE: MANGO: STRAWBERY: WATERMELON: PINEAPLE: BANANA:…

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2 larkin ful makeup kr k

2 Larki’n Ful Makeup Kr k Nikli Raste Me Ksi Larke Ne Unko Nahi Dkha…

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A sleeping li0n is str0nger than barking

A sleeping Li0n is str0nger than A barking D0G, S0 a sleeping Student is better…

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Pyar k geet gayin gay hum

Pyar K Geet Gayin Gay Hum, Apni Duniya Basaain Gay Hum, Jo Deye Bujh Gaye…

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Aapke aankh ande jaise kamar like coriander

Aapke aankh ande jaise, Aapke kamar like coriander jaise, Aapka stomach drumb jaisa, wah wah…

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Boy what is ur name

Boy : What Is Ur Name Girl : Q Bataon, Me Tumhein Nahi Janti Boy:…

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Likhy jo khat tujhy wo teri

Likhy Jo Khat Tujhy Wo Teri Yaad Me Wo Sare Padh Liye Papa Ne Raat…

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Every ody in this world love ither

Every ?ody In This World Love ?ither His Past Θr Future Front ?eaters Θf ?lass…

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Her khushi hansi maangay aapse phool

Her khushi hansi maangay aapse… Her phool khushbu maangay aapse.. Itni roshni ho apki zindagi…

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Cheap attitude of girlswen a boy sends

Cheap attitude of girls:wen a boy sends dirty sms she laughs for 10 mints,fwds dat…

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Aap ko miss karna roz ki baat

aap ko miss karna roz ki baat hai aap ko yaad karna aadat ki baat…

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Pakistan ki national game kiya hai

Pakistan ki national game kiya hai? . . . . kiya kaha hockey? nai wo…

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Koi ankho me bat karleta hai

Koi ankho ankho me bat karleta hai, koi ankhon se sawal karleta hai, buhut mushkil…

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Network sy daleel don ya apne mobile

Network sy daleel don ya apne mobile ko samny rakh don paPpU wo mujh sy…

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Whats the moral of movies jannat gangster

What?s The Moral Of Movies janNAT GANGSTER MURDER FANAA TITANIC Think Larkiyo K Lafrey May…

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Maa beta shadi us se karna

Maa : Beta Shadi us se karna jo Naik ho. 5 waqt Namaz parhti ho….

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I fell 0ff a 50 ft

I Fell 0ff A 50 ft Ladder Last Night . . . . . ….

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If girl in luv her parents

If girl in luv, Her parents ask: who is dat IDIOT? If boy in luv,…

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Kabhi honsla bhi aazmaana chahiye bure waqt

Kabhi honsla bhi aazmaana chahiye, bure waqt mein muskurana chahiye, jab 10 dino mein khujli…

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Ek dost mazaq me apnay shaikh dost

Ek Dost Mazaq Me aPnAy shAiKh dOst K Paon DbanAy Lga. Paon Dba kR bO|La,…

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1 shaks ne apni bhabi ko jan

1 SHAKS Ne Apni Bhabi Ko Jan Se Mar Dia. Logo Ne Pucha K Q…

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What will a guy sing after he

What Will a Guy Sing After He Gets Proposal From A Rich Girl . ….

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A student attached a 100 rupee note

A student attached a 100 rupee note to his test paper n wrote “Rs 1…

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Santa what is another difference between a

Santa: WHat is another difference between a mosquito and a fly? ? ? ? ?…

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Principal 2 students u people must

Principal 2 Students: U People Must Sleep Atleast 7 Hours A Day. Students: Impossible Sir!…

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Bandook chal gai fire ho gaya

Bandook chal gai fire ho gaya, wah wah wah bandook chal gai fire ho gaya…

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Tip of the day kabhi ye

Tip of the day? Kabhi ye mat socho tmhari Girlfriend ne tumhen kitna romantic msg…

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Student to maths teacher sir english teacher

STUDENT TO MATHS TEACHER: Sir English Teacher English Main

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Dharkhan ruk gai meri ye sun kar

dharkhan ruk gai meri ye sun kar jab lite gai tu kam wali maasi ne…

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All desirable things in life are either

All desirable things in life are, either I L L E G A L B…

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Aaj k baad mujhe ufone no

Aaj k baad mujhe ufone no. Pe sms mat ki jiye ga. AAP Neeche likhe…

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Bunty kya tumhe sunny deol ka no

Bunty: Kya Tumhe SUNNY DEOL Ka No Pata Hai? Vicky: Nahi Pata Q Kya Hua?…

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Little boy dad how was i born

Little boy: Dad, how was I born? Dad: Well son, your mom and I got…

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The best n amazing part of life

The Best n amazing Part of Life is… When Your parents says…. . . ….

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Eik charsi ki bakri gum ho gai

Eik charsi ki bakri gum ho gai bohat talash kiya magar na mili. Sham ko…

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Ek buzrg apni taveel zindgi ka raaz

Ek buzrg apni taveel zindgi ka raaz bata raha tha. Meri umr 80 saal hai…

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Rocky apni siahat k qisay sunata rehta

Rocky aPni Siahat k Qisay Sunata Rehta Tha, ek Roz Us Ki Mulaqat Apnay Dost…

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1 admi 11bacho k sath nkla jo

1 Admi 11Bacho K Sath nkla jo Shor Kr Rhy Thy 1 Buzurg Lathi Se…

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Once a smoker was smoking at airport

Once a smoker was smoking at airport.. A gentleman arrives and asked him: ek din…

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Thora sa apna moon mobile ki screen

Thora sa apna moon mobile ki screen kay samnay karo Thoora sa or Thoora left…

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N e v r allow a

N E V E R Allow A Gal 2 Talk Too Much 2u Else, Later…

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Kya ap shadi krna chate hen

Kya ap Shadi krna chate hen? Kia kaha? haan? Pehle zra isko parh len 1)POLICEMAN:…

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Ek pehlwan ka accident hua hospital me

Ek pEhLwan kA Accident hUa, HospitaL Me SIR Se pAon tAk Pattioon Me pAra tHa,…

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Two friends are talking to each other

Two frIEnDS aRe Talking To Each Other, 1st: Kal Tumhare Pati Pipe Se Apne Flat…

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Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili

Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua umr bhar gam ke sahare…

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Suchi dosti ka sacha waqia 1

Suchi dosti ka sacha waqia 1 dost ne rat ko 3 bajy apne dost ko…

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Ladies n gentalmen please put ur handz

Ladies N Gentalmen Please Put Ur Handz Together For Clap ND Welcome Dis Outstanding Sms…

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Ganpat chal scrap bhej a jada joke

ganpat.. chal scrap bhej.. a ganpat.. chal scrap bhej.. a jada joke serious thoda kum…

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Girl papa ek larka bar i lov

Girl: Papa Ek Larka bar bar I Lov

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Doctor to pehlwan aap ka kandha kese

Doctor to pehlwan aap ka kandha kese utr geya? . Pehlwan: janaab bache ka bage…

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Son sooraj zameen se kitni duur hai

Son: Sooraj zameen se kitni duur hai? Father: Pata nahiN Son: Aap ki is la-ilmi…

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Badam khane se dimag me moch askti

Badam Khane Se Dimag Me Moch Askti He . . . Socho Kese . Simple…

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Arz kiya ha is muskrhat k

ArZ KiYA Ha Is MuSkRhAt K PeChE DArd hA GeHrA Is MuSkRhAt K PeChE DArd…

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You are my lantifrand llovely aattractive nnice

you are my ””;LANTI;””Frand L=lovely A=attractive N=nice T=talented I=intelligent so you are my lanti frand

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Kids born after 2009 mom may

Kids Born After 2009 Mom, May I See My Photo-Albums Of That Time When I…

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Ye keh kr us ne meri ankh

ye keh kr us ne meri ankh me charas dal di Farzan . . ….

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Mama mene faqir ko dene k

Mama : mene faqir ko dene k liye tume 5 rupee diye thy, wo tum…

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Identification of student 1books in bag

Identification of Student 1.Books in bag, Faisalabad 2.Books in hands, Sialkot 3.Rolled books in jeans,…

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In mein sy koi 2 no select

In Mein Sy Koi 2 No. Select Karain 111 222 333 444 555 666 777…

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Top movies of the year faraz

Top Movies Of The Year: FArAZ Is KinG MiSsioN FARAZ JaAnE Tu Ya JAne Na…

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Kal agr mai mr b jaun

Kal agr mai mr b jaun to ay dost’ Mere marne ka Gum na krna,…

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Khoon se likh diya har dewar pe

KHOON se likh diya har dewar pe Us ka naam, Or phir Tor di har…

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Byz agr mai kahn mujhe tum

B?yz : Agr mai kah?n mujhe tum se M?habat hai or meri yahi chahat hai…

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Zindagi mein kuch sapne saja lena dil

Zindagi mein kuch sapne saja lena, Dil mein kuch arman jaga lena, Hum ap ki…

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Profesor wat is attention deficit hyperactive disorder

Profesor: Wat is attention deficit hyperactive disorder? Studnt: jimbalakadi bambalu Profesor: Wat? Sorry, I didnt…