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Football Male Hai Ya Female?? ? ? ? Aare Jiske Piche 11 Ladke Underwear Pehen Ke Bhag Rahe Ho Vo Female Hi Hogi Na.!… …
Tu ne barso ki dosti 15 mint me bhula di “faraz” Lgt
Kab “TOOT” jaye, “MOBILE” he to hai! Kab “BADAL”jaye, “SIM” he to hai! Ap mairay ” sMs” ki Aadat mat Dalna. Kab “KHATAM” ho jaye ” PACKAGE” he to hai…;->…
Memon Beemar Hua To Check Up K Liye Gaya. Dr: Drip Lagani Paregi Memon Adhi Drip Laga Kar Acha Hogaya Aur Bola: . . . . . . . . . . “Baaki Parcel Kardo” …
After Putting us in fire of love, you are sweetly sleeping. nahi samj ai ???? ya lo aggan la ka sanu ishaq dian te app mithi neind sona wa. …
Ghalib ne apni girl friend ko date par bulaya wo late ho gai. Girl said: sorry i m late, Ghalib bolay: falak pe sitaron ko neend aa rahi hai, doosri ka time ho gaya tu ab aa rahi hai….
? shaadi k din kareeb aye to maha ko diting ka shaok hova .mein le ayi Sufi ko.kyunk sufi per aiteybar jo tha.subha hoi to dekha na Maha thi na sufi. …
Teacher asked all students to write an essay on the topic "A Poor Family". One student gets the lowest marks for writing that essay. The student happens to be the richest girl in the entire class, and her essay goes on as……. She wrote: Ek baar ek bahut hee gareeb family thi, husband aur wife […]
Girl: Is dress ka kya price hai? Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss. Girl: Aur us dress ka? Shopkeeper: 10 kiss. Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill daadi dengi. ha ha …
Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhi me, Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai me, Hume mat dhundo duniya ki bhid me, Hum milenge tumhe fir kisi, free SMS ki scheme me! …
Kya mamu apun ki yaad vaad nahi aa reli kya? kya apun hi tere ko aisa jhakas msg bhejta rehenga kya? bolo to tu bhi ek-do repchik msg chipka dal!! …
Judge, mujrim se, batao tumari akhari kwaish kia hai ? Mujrim, Aik mob Nokia N73 5 karror rupay Apki beti se shadi, USA ka viza, 2 saal ka hanimon, 6 7 bachay jo apko nana nana kahe aur mujhe papa, Un ki shadi karwa dun us k bad ap jo fasila do mujhe manzor hoga…..
How To Impress A Kam Wali ? Tareqa Prhny Ke Lea Press Down Arow Key . . . Lakh Lanat Hy Kam Wali Ko B Na Chorna Begherat …
If A Boy Gives A Luv Letter 2 A Girl People Call Him “Loffer” But If A Girl Gives A Letter 2 A Boy They Call It “Offer” Feel The Difference. …
Raat ho gai hai so jao "FARAZ" GOOD night FARAZ GOOD night FARAZ. …
When Pockets Full Of Money Girls Are Many… When Pocket Be Comes Empty" Girls Become 420 Public Awareness Pass To All Boys…
MOSAM SHABAB KA, NASHA SHARAB KA, PARDA JANAB KA, AUR RANG GULAB KA, IN SAB SE HASEEN, IN SAB SE LAJAWAB DEKHO SMS PADNE WALA..MENDAK TALAAB KA…!!…
ur style is like u-fone "tum he to ho" ur personality is like bonanza "absolutly world class" my responce is like lipton "yehi to hai woh apna pan" ur smile is like 7up "zara hat k" ur voice is like rooh afza "rahat-e-jaan" ur relation is like coke "maza zindgi ka" ur love is like […]
Whan i call u, 1 ring means i’ m thinking of u, 2 rings means i like u, 3 rings means i’m missing u, 4 rings means i need u, 5 rings mean.. BEHRE PHONE UTHA! …
University life… ASSIGNMENT copy karte waqt, “Oyeeeee!! Yeh kya likha hai?” “Jo lafz samjh arha hai wo likh, jo nahi aa raha uska aisa he design bana de:-D…
Wats Worse Than Your Lover Sending You A Txt Msg To ‘BREAK UP’ ? Another Msg Sayin ‘Sorry That Wasn’t For You’… =P ;-> …
Two question asked to Pakistani Gals in a survey Q1: Do U believe in sleeping wid a total stranger? . . . Ans-Yuck! Never Q2: Do U believe in arranged marriages? . . . Ans-Yes,Of course! Haha 😛 …
Lady On Fone: I Think U R The FATHER Of One Of My Kids Man: R U Ms. Khan? Or Ms. Dev? Lady In Total Confusion: No Sir I Am The Class Teacher Of YOUR SON …
Principal: Y R U LATE? Ur Classmates Came 2gether On Time. Student: Sir, Sheeps Always Come Together. But Lion Always Comes ALONE…
When words fail, Eyes work. When eyes fail, heart works. When Heart fails… To kya? Samajh le Tapak gaya! …
Ye Sun k to Dimagh hi Ghom gya ‘Fayaz’ Jb Mai ny Apni Dadi ko kaha Dadi koi purana gana hi suna dain… To wo Bolin: Smack That All on the Floor Smack That…!…
Memon At Petrol Pump Bhai 1rs Ka Petrol Dal Do Salesman: Bhai Itna Sara Petrol Dalva K Kahan Jana Hai? Memon: Jana Kahan Hai Hm To Aise Hi Paise Urate Hen… …
Agar aap chahte ho. k aap k chehre p dhool mitti na lage to to . . to har roz subah I.C.I PAINT LAGAIN jo DHooL MItTI ko tikne na de ;o) …
Aj us ne b hum ko ajnabi kah diya faraz…… jo kahti thee, KUNDI NA KHARKA SOHNIYA SIDDHA ANDAR AA..HHAHHA
When WORDS fail, eyes speak. When eyes fail,”HEART” speaks. When HEART fails, nothing speaks they put cotton in the nose…
paani peetaa hoon pipe se Apple khataan hoon knife se Apni bhi kya life hain yaaron Jooten khataa hoon apni wife se!!!
Jis Ko Pakrna Thora MushkiL Ho, JiS K peEchAY 5.5 MulkOon kI pOLice LagI Ho. Wo kOn hO sAktA hAI? "CHOTTA DON"…
Wo dekho! Ammi. Abbu. Bhaiya. Baji. Jaldi AaO. Amazing…! Us Gher Mein Light Hai ;->/…
Santa was fucking a HEN, Hen – Puk Puk, Pakaaank Pakaaank Pakaaank, Santa – Ssshh….chup hoja , draame baazAndey se zyada mota thodi hai……….
Arre dewaano… Mujhe pehchano kahan se aya? Main hun kon? May hun kon? May hun May hun ? ? Ki gal ay number dekh k pata ni lagda?…
Ek survey me pucha gaya ki 1000 pages ki book ko kitne din me padha ja sakta hai BCA:6 mnths MEDICAL:2 mnths MBA:1 month BCOM:Exam kab hai? SaaMer +92 300 2711 588 …
PEHLAY HAAT MAY PUKR0,PER SEEDA KAR0,PER TH00K SAE GEELA KAR0,PHER ANDAR GUSA DU JITNA GUS SAKTA HAY,0 YAR KITNA MUSHKIL kAAM HAY SUYEE MAY TAR LAGANA,…
Aik admi apni biwi ko dafna kay ghar ja raha tha, k achanak bijli chamki, badal garjey zor say baarish shuru hui dukhi aadmi bola lagta hai phaunch gai. …
Now A Days !! The Cost Of Living Is Going Up And The Chance Of Living Is Going Down Isn’t It … ? =O…
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* * * * * * * * Dekhte Kya Ho, Macchar Hai, Maar Do Aur So Jao….
GF IS BEAUTY & WIFE IS DUTY, GF IS SPRINGROLL & WIFE IS DABBAGOL, GF IS CHUSKI & WIFE IS RISKY, GF IS TOOIFROOTY & WIFE IS KISMAT FUTY …
apki bekudi me jo justju hoti he, wo mere qasdan ki guftgu he. Mere jamal se apka khumar chala jaega Aur ye sms apko kabhi b samaj nahi ayega
Blackmailing In New Style= Employee To Boss: Agar Aap Ne Meri Salary Nahi Barhai, To Saarey Office Ko Bata Doon Ga K “Aapne Meri Salary Barha Di Hay …
MUSAFIR: Beta Ap Mujhe thora sa Pani Pila Denge? BACHA: Agar Lassi Hojae to? MUSAFIR: Tab to Bohat hi Acha hai. Musafir ne 5 Glass Lassi Pene K Baad Bache se Pocha Kiya Tumhare Ghar me Koi Lassi Nahi Peta? BACHA: Pete to sub hain, Lekin Aaj Lassi me MENDAK gir Gaya tha. Musafir ne […]
Jabse tumhe jana hai, jabse tumhe paya hai, hr dua me bas tumhara nam smaya hai, taki puch saku khuda se, e khuda….Ye kaun sa CARTOON banaya hai. == jis TRAIN me SUNDAR-SUNDAR LADKIYA safar kar rahi ho us TRAIN ko kya kahoge.? socho its simple yaar. "MAAL GADI". == 2 SARDAR bank lootne gaye […]
Jb sheeshy k bartan PHOOT jayen to aawaaz aati hy ‘CHUNNN’ Jb bachon k ghubaary PHOOT jayen to aawaaz aati hy ‘THUSSS’ Jb paani k bulbuly TOOT jayen to aawaaz aati hy ‘PATUKKK’ Aur Jb muqaddar PHOOT jayen to aawaaz aati hy ‘QABOOL HY’ ‘QABOOL HY’ ‘QABOOL HY’.. ;->)…
Hard Working Logon K Lye Bad News 2011 Mei 1st May 14 August …11 Sep Aur 25 December Sunday Ko Hain:-(:-( Or Karo “HAPPY NEW YEAR 2011” “Her Chutti Pe Nazar” …
How a normal person becomes abnormal? How one bears his insult with smiling face? How one laughs n weeps with no reason? How a lion become rat without magic? How one becomes 90 years old in the age of 19? How one spends sleeples nites without faling in love? Come & Join “BANK”…
A Master Humourist Is One Who Makes People Laugh At His Own Expences . . . Try To Become Humourist Of Your Surrounder. . . …
Customer: Ye Cow kitney ki he? Cow Saler: 30,000 ki or 2 saal mai 1 bacha deti he Customer: Or ye Cow kitne ki he? Saler: 10,000 ki or ye 2 saal mai 5 bachey deti ha Customer: Ye Cow itni sasti kion he jabke ye 2 saal mai 5 bachey deti he? Cow saler: […]
Son: Dad! What is the diffrence between LOVE, RELIEF & BELIEF? Father: Your Mom is my LOVE, our maid is my RELIEF & I’m your dad.. Well.. thats my BELIEF…
5 points that prove “U r a Normal Student” 1)Unnecessary talk on phone 2)Plan each day 2 study but end of d day-“Kal se pakka”. 3)U hav all d data but u work 1 day b4 d dead line. 4)Rite now U r thinkin of forwardin this msg to ur friends. 5)On each point U […]
What’s The Difference Between A Chicken And A Baby….?? . . . . . . . Chick Is The Result Of A Hen. . . While The Baby Is The Result Of Standing Cock…. ;->…
WAY 2 IMPRESS A GIRL: Respect her, Honour her, Love her, Protect her, Care 4 her, Obey her, Sacrifice 4 her?. HOW TO IMPRESS A BOY? Just smile once (gameover)…
Most innocent dhamki: ?As da thief was leaving the house the kid woke up n said: Mera school bag b lay jaa kaminay warna mummy ko utha doon ga?…
Boy: My G/F broke up with me & sent me the kissing pics of her with her new B/F Friend: Oh! Its too bad Boy: Ya! I know Thats why i sent those pics to her Dad!…
Ek din me uske sath gaya date per, Phir usne apni birthday pe bulaya cake pr, Hum ne kuch baten ki beth kr, Uske bhai ne hamari baten sunli late kr, Phir usne mujhe chamat lgaya khench kr, Ek haftey tak me leta rha bed pr, Ab kabhi nahi jaonga date pr… =P ;->…
Ek Darya k Kinare 2 Sardar Chamach Se Darya Mein Daahi Dal Rahay Thay Pathan Ne Dekha Tou Poocha: Ye Kya Kr Rahay Ho ? Sardar: Hum Lassi Bana Rahay Hyn PaThan: Ha Ha Ha… O Pagal Ka Bacha, Log Isi Liye Tum Par Lateefay Banaty Hyn.. Itna Lassi Tumhara Baap Piye Ga.? ;-> …
The Chief Excitement In A Woman’s Life Is … !! Spotting Women Who Are Fatter Than She Is … ;->…
Judge: tUm nE Ek hI RaAT Me 7 jAgah Chori kI? Chor: haAN Sahib, Main mEhnat sE G Nahi chUrata….
Mareez: mje ajeeb si bemaari ho gye hai, jb mri bivi bolti hai toh mje kuch sunai nhi deta DR : ye bimari nhi ALLAH ki nimat hai. 😀 😐 :-)…
Chuho (RATS) Ka Aatank To Dekho Sara Msg Kha Gaye……..
An Old man said 2 h?S Son:BETA,Meri battery down ho rahi hai,coverage bhi kam hoti ja Rahi Hai,Khansta hoON To vibrate krta hoON,outg?ing bhi Free ho Gai hai,INcoming Zero hai,NETWNORK kA koi Pata nahi Kab khtam Ho Jaye,MERay Liay Koi Achi C meDICINE le aAO, Son Went 2 fRENCH?Ze instead to go meDICAL HAll,And took […]
MerA UsSe faqt itnA tAL0q hAi "FARAZ" Wo Meri ChAchi ki,MAmi ki,KhALA ki,TAe ki,NAnd ki,Beti ki,Dost k,BAry BhAi k,Chote Bety k,Susr k DAmAd kA "KUTTA" hy ;->…
Once An Ant Decided To Jump From A Helicopter But She Did Not Die Can U Guess Why ??? Coz The Helicopter Was On The Ground!…
Dekh Ke Roop Tera Suhana Yaad Agaya Dadi Amma Ka Khil Khilana Itni Ho Gayi Ho Tum Purani Ab To Bas Kardo… Ladko Ko Patana……
" Main TumhAin fIre maAR DoON Ga" . . . . . . . . . . Agr Koi Tumhain Aisay kAhAy tO F.I.R krWa dEna…
kal maine tumhe bhikari k roop me dekha to ja <*some text missing*> ! ! Itne Hayraan Q ho? kya Soch rahe thay k msg pura nahi aaya! Ye mera kamal hai:-]…
Afsos . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ye sms khali he:-) …
Bakre Ne Bakri Ko Seeng Mara Bakre Ne Bakri Ko Seeng Mara Fir Kya? Fir Kya? Are Fir Kya? Bakri Ne B Bakre Ko Mara….
Aj kal larkion k kapray yahan se less wahan se less kabhi sleeveless to kabhi backless or koi larka ghoor k dekhe to ‘oh how mannerless’! …
Jab Tota Hua Dirty, To Tote Se Boli Maina, Don’t Worry….. Surf Excel Hai Na! …
KG vs UNI* *k.G=pencil,rubber,sharpener, scale.. *UNI:Ek ballpoint wo b frnds se cheena hua:-) *k.G: class me enter h0ny se phly Ma’am may i come.. *UNI:bina btae he mobile kan se lga k cls se baahir:-P *k.g: bag me hr sbjct ki buk & copy.. *UNI: yar aik paper to phar k dae 😀 *K.G: clas […]
Techr: tm class me ghada kyn le aaye? Studnt: sir, ap ne hi to bola tha k ap ghade ko b insan bana dete ho so mai isi lye is k le aaya hun. :-D…
Q: Do u know insan k under k janwar ka kia nam hy? A: NAAK KA CHUHA :-D…
Zindgi mein meri B imtiyaaz aa jati Khush khabri ki thori si awaz aa jati Aaj mere B doh char bache hote Agar woh mujhe Bhai kehne se baaz aa jati….
Choto:MoM Ap Jab Guest K Samnay Khana Lagati Ho To Teen RotiaAN Rakhti Ho To Wo Do Khata Hai Phr Tum Teesri Kyun Rakhti Ho? MoM:Teesri Roti Hmari Izat Hoti Hai. . Ek Din Mehman Aya Khana Khatay Waqt Choto Pas? Betha Tha, Mehman Ne Jab Dosri Roti Khanay K Baad Teesri Roti Uthai, To […]
Boys Use The Word Friendship To Start Love But Girls Use The Word Friendship To End Love Same Word Bt Different ATTITUDE ?!! …
When nobody luvs u, nobody cares 4 u, nobody think about u, every 1 ignores u, then go and sit in the corner close ur eyes and think Abay Yar Akhir Chakar kya hai…
Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau ko tarranume numayish se aghaa dena? Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau ko tarranume numayish se aghaa dena? Jo iska matlab samajh aaye to please mujhe bhi bata dena?.. …
Height Of Being Hygienic: An Computer Student Washing His Hands With Dettol After Removing A Virus From His System. …
People Say Advantage Of Telling TRUTH Is That You Don’t Have To …Remember What You Said …. !!! . . . But Lets Just Think That Lying Increases Your Memory Power … =P Think Zara Hatt k … ;-> …
Doctor: Woh Memon Mareez ab kis Baat par Jhagar Raha Tha? Nurse:iss Baat per ke Dawaen khatam honay se pehLay hi Wo Kyun Sehat mand Hogaya ;-)…
Larki Waley : Aap Ka Beta Kia Kerta Hy ??? Larke Ki Maa Mera Beta 3 Rs Mein 500 Sms Kerta Hy … ;-> …
1 SHAKS Ne Apni Bhabi Ko Jan Se Mar Dia. Logo Ne Pucha K Q Mara ? Wo Bola: Yra Me Jissy B Puchta K Fon Pe Kis Se Baat Kr Rha Hy,Khta. Tmhare Bhabhi Se.. ;-> …