Category: Funny SMS

Latest & New funny SMS messages collection in hindi, urdu & english

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Ek police inspecter apni grl frnd ko

Ek ‘POLICE INSPECTER’ apni GRL FRND ko “POLICE JEEP” me btha k khin LE ja…

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Asi kya cheez he jise hath me

aSi kYa chEeZ He jISe HATH Me LETe HI mOu mE PaNI A jAta He?…

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Ampquotaampquot ki biwi ampquotbampquot ampquotbampquot bhabhi

"A" ki Biwi "B", "B" ki Bhabhi "C", "C" ki beti "V", "V" ka dada…

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Amitabh mere paas rocket hai

Amitabh – Mere Paas Rocket Hai, Shurli Hai, Chakri Hai, Murga Bumb Hai, Anaar Hai,…

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Someone who thinks logically is a

someone who thinks logically – is a nice contrast to the real world. signs common…

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Everything is possible in this universe nothing

Everything is possible in this universe, nothing impossible. . . . . . . Wana…

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Once a journalist asks meera what types

Once a journalist asks Meera what Types of Roles do u prefer? Meera Answers: wese…

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Package wale so gaye kar k baat

Package Wale So Gaye Kar K Baat Apni Ma’shooq K Saath..! Aur Bhataktey Rahe Sachi…

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You are sweet cute an ultra dynamic

You are Sweet, Cute & an Ultra-dynamic Personality..!! You are one in a Million with…

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He said do u love

He sAid. . . Do u Love Me jUst Coz My Father Left Me a…

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Hugli dugli bugli agli bas sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Hugli Hugli Dugli Dugli Bugli Bugli Agli Agli Bas sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!! Hans mat , Yeh mantar…

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Ek shakhs ne apne dost se kaha

Ek shakhs ne apne dost se kaha: yaar kabhi kabhaar bewaquf bhi achi baaten kiya…

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Teacher water ka formula btao studnt

Teacher: Water Ka Formula Btao Studnt: H2<MgCl Nacl HNO3>O Teacher:Ye Kia Hy? Student: Sir Ye…

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Girl before marriage looks like barbie doll

girl before marriage looks like barbie doll After marriage,beautifull doll AFTER 1 YEAR , NICE…

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How pakistani professors speak english 1 dont

How pakistani Professors speak english: 1. don?t dare talk in front of my back! 2….

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Tum door sahi majboor sahi per yad

Tum Door Sahi Majboor Sahi, Per Yad Tumhari Ati Hai. Tum Saans Wahaan Per Latey…

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What is da similarity btween girlz amp

What is da similarity btween Girlz & Mobile Phones…? .. Jitney Pangey Loo Gay, Utney…

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Beti ammi mere sir kitne pyare hen

Beti: Ammi Mere Sir Kitne Pyare Hen Na..! Ammi: Beti Ustad Baap Ke Baraber Hota…

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Mujay balance nahi mil raha plz50 ka

Mujay balance nahi mil raha. Plz…50 ka dlwado. Sent: 7-july-2010 02:30:10 . . . ….

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A man was lost alone on an

A man was lost alone on an islnd 1day he decided 2 build a wooden…

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When i diebury me deep 10

When I die,bury me deep 10 feet down as far as leap Place my computer…

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Girl says in rainy nightcome on get

Girl says in Rainy Night”Come on Get into my umbrella” But He said, “Its Ok…

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Bacha papa g maa k ansoun or

BACHA: PAPA G MAA K ANSOUN OR BIWI K ANSOUN ME KIYA FARQ HAI? FATHER:…

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Simplest truth one who sends

Simplest Truth ! One Who Sends More Forward Messages To All …. . . ….

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Doctors ki confrness mai aik doctor bhar

DoCtoRs ki coNfrNeSs Mai aiK DOctOr bhAr chAr kR BatEn kR RAha thA. HaZrEeN me…

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Wakeel qanoon ki kitab k safa 15

Wakeel: Qanoon ki kitab k safa 15 k mutabq mere mokil ko ba-izzat bari kia…

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Defination of girl the most efficient

Defination of Girl: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!!…

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Fathertell me the difrence of fly amp

Father:Tell me the difrence of FLY & Mousqut. Son:Fly & mousqut both r sergen?s.Fly check…

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Tamam studntz sy appeal hy k wo

Tamam stuDntz sy appeaL hy k wo apny apny result sy phly GHAR Ki sB…

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Katoray pe katora wah wah katoray

KAtoray pe katora (wah wah) katoray pe katora (wah wah) chal le le mera naya…

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Ek memon apny bachay ko maar raha

Ek memon apny bachay ko maar raha tha. Dost ne poocha kyun maar rahe ho?…

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Tragedies of boys life 1 go0d

TrAgEdIeS Of BoYs LiFe.. 1) Go0d GiRls R n0t GoOd Lo0kInG 2) Go0d Lo0kInG GiRls…

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Attitude rocks girl i

Attitude Rocks: . . … Girl: I Hate You.. :-/ . . . . ….

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T h e s u n

T h e S u n l i g h t O f L O…

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1 aurat ne bare fakhar se

1 Aurat Ne Bare Fakhar Se Kaha Kuda Ka Shukar Ha k Is Ne Mujhe…

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Uthaae phirta raha main bohat muhabbat

Uthaa’e Phirta Raha, Main Bohat Muhabbat Ko, Phir Ek Din Younhi Socha, Yeh Kya Museebat…

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A student goes into library amp

A Student Goes Into A Library & Askz 4 A Book On Suicide! Librarian :…

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Customer ye cow kitney ki he saler

Customer: Ye Cow kitney ki he? Cow Saler: 30,000 ki or 2 saal mai 1…

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Ek kana one eyed larka kisi larki ko

Ek Kana (one-eyed) Larka Kisi larki ko Propose karne k liye kaun sa gana Gayega??…

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Girls stupidity they wont even give

GIRLS STUPIDITY!! . . . . . . They wont even give their phone no….

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Ek cheenti hoti hai uske paas 3

ek cheenti hoti hai.. uske paas 3 daane gehu ke hote hein.. ek din woh…

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Jub dulhan ka ghoonght uthaya toh

Jub dulhan ka ghoonght uthaya toh KIS NE KIYA KAHA? Dr: munh kholo aur lambe…

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The most hungrysad moment when youre

The most “hungry+sad” mOment.. . . . . . . . . When yOu’re sitting…

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Yar plz ye msg sub ko send

Yar Plz ye msg sub ko send kr den. 1 young lrka Zulqarnain age 20…

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Difference between girls n boys

Difference Between Girls N Boys – – – – If A Girl Meets With …Accident,…

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Whats difference bw the memories of a

What’s Difference B/w The Memories Of A Woman & Man ..? A Woman Will Always…

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A baby fish asked her mother why

A baby fish asked her mother, ?Why cant we live on earth..?? Mother fish, Replied…

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True love song bazigar 0 bazigar teri

TRUE LOVE SONG: Bazigar 0 bazigar, Teri mummy ko razi kr, Tu ne dil mera…

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5 points that prove u r a

5 points that prove “U r a Normal Student” 1)Unnecessary talk on phone 2)Plan each…

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Ek bhikari ne hotel me phone kiya

Ek bhikari ne hotel me phone kiya- . 1 pizza,1 plate biryani,1 plet rasmlai, bhej…

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Doctor bachay 2 hi ache vaise aap

DOCTOR: Bachay 2 hi ache.. Vaise aap k kitne bache hain? LADY: Pehle to 2…

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Maine tujse pyar kia tere baap ne

Maine tujse pyar kia tere baap ne muje pita Maine tujse pyar kia tere baap…

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Professor to student aj pehli bar tm

Professor to student: Aj pehli bar tm class mein baten kar rahey ho hamesha tum…

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Tere dil mein rahenge sms bankar

Tere DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar, Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar, Kabhi apne DIL se…

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1 employee 2 othr ap k father

1 EmPLoYeE 2 oThR: Ap k fAthEr kYa kRtAY ThAy? 2nd: G Wo Jootay Bnatay…

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Kash tum waaday nibha jaty kisi

Kash tum waaday nibha jaty.. Kisi surat dil maira behlaa jatay.. AGR ?cornetto?k paisy nhi…

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Ultimate power of kaliyug 3rd standard

Ultimate Power Of Kaliyug: 3rd Standard Boy:Can I KISS Ur Hand..? 3rd Std Girl: Y,…

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Kaise ho maze me tabiyat kasei ungli

Kaise ho? maze me? tabiyat kasei? ungli me dard nahi na? aankh bhi ok? dimag…

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1st frnd fraud buhat zayda ho gaye

1st Frnd: Fraud Buhat Zayda Ho gAyE Hain, 2nd Frnd: wO Kyun? 1st fRND:KaL DepartmentAL…

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3 charsi motorcycle pe ja rahe thy

3 Charsi Motorcycle Pe Ja Rahe thy. Darmyan Waly ko AWAZ sunai di ” Thaaaaaaa…

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Happiest man is one whose daughters

?Happiest Man? Is One, Whose Daughter?s Photograph Is On Femina Cover, Son On ?India Today?,…

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Maalik makan is room ka kraya 500

MaaLik Makan: Is room ka kraya 500 rupay hai. Kiraye dar:Lekin yaha to har taraf…

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Kya rakkha hy apni zindagi k is

Kya Rakkha Hy Apni Zindagi K Is Afsaaney Main * * * * * Kuch…

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Ek factory me aag lag gai

Ek Factory Me Aag Lag Gai.. Fire Brigade Ki Gari Seedhi Factory Me Ja Ghusi…

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Bemar baapmjhe janwaro k doctor pas lejao

Bemar Baap:mjhe janwaro k doctor k pas lejao beta Beta:wo kyu Bap:Roz subah murghe ki…

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Zara zara kr k aapki yadon ka

Zara zara kr k aapki yadon ka mehal banate hain, Zara zara kr k aapki…

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Shhid afridi in intrview apki umr kitni

Sh@hid Afridi in intrview -Apki umr kitni h -24 yrs -lekin 5 sal pehle b…

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Musm hai mstn dil diwna aise

M?us?m hai M?st?n? DIL hai Diw?na Aise Me TUM? Aise Me TUM? TUM? TUM? ha…

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Judge mujrim se batao tumari akhari kwaish

Judge, mujrim se, batao tumari akhari kwaish kia hai ? Mujrim, Aik mob Nokia N73…

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Yar plz try 2 undrstand n dnt

yar! plz Try 2 undrstand n dnt disturb me more.Leave me alone.Last night I didnt…

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Karta hai k0n jh0ti muhabat bhi aey

Karta Hai k0n Jh0ti Muhabat Bhi Aey DOST Jaa’n WaAr Do Agar Koi Khottta Bhi…

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If dhoni amp sania marry what will

If DHONI & SANIA Marry, What Will Be Their Son?s Name? ? ? ? ….

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Funny truthattitude of girlz when a boy

Funny Truth!Attitude of Girlz when a boy sends a naughty funny SMS:She laughs for 10…

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Ager telenor jazz warid ufone vadafone airtel

Ager telenor jazz Warid Ufone Vadafone Airtel ya ZoNG ki sim block ho gai ho…

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Main to phoolon wali razaaei le kar

Main To Phoolon Wali Razaaei Le Kar So Raha Tha “PAppu” , , , Kambakhat,…

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Revenge 1foji ki fiance ny usy

Revenge: 1foji ki fiance ny usy khat likh: ”hmsaye men nya lrka aya he,tum sy…

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Hospital ke samne kharay rakshay me eik

Hospital ke samne kharay Rakshay me eik Mawli jaldi se beta Rakshay walay se kaha…

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Hua kuch yun k main kal ja

Hua kuch yun k MAIN kal ja rha tha K meri chapal toot gai ….

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In cricket match 1 girl made pakistani

In cricket match 1 girl made pakistani flag on her ch??ks. A boy kissed her…

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Doston ki besharmi to dekho faraz

Doston ki besharmi to dekho “FARAZ”, Meri Miyyat pe aa ke poochhty hain: “Biryani aalu…

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Ek clerk office me apni partner k

EK cLerk ofFiCe mE Apni Partner K saAth KisSing kR Raha thA. . .!! AchanaK…

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Disco dance karte howe larke aur larki

Disco Dance Karte Howe Larke Aur Larki Ko 2 Kute Dekh Rahe The. Ye Kya…

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Agar ap ko suicide attacksloadshedingmehngayighurbatoperations aur sb

Agar ap ko suicide attacks,loadsheding,mehngayi,ghurbat,operations aur sb issues se pak Pakistan dekhna hai to, ….

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Ek sawal maa ke liye

Ek Sawal – Maa Ke Liye Wo Koun Sa Kaam Hai.. Jo Beta Kare To…

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Allama iqbal apni girl friend k0 is

Allama Iqbal apni Girl Friend k0 is tarha SMS karte thay, Aye Jaan-e-Tammana tere intezar…

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Sharab bani to maikhane banehusn bana tu

Sharab bani to Maikhane bane..Husn bana tu Deewane bane.. kuch tu baat hao aapme, yu…

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Larki sheikh larkay se aj mujhe kisi

Larki (Sheikh Larkay se): Aj mujhe kisi buhut hi expensive jaga ghuma lao? . ….

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Mujhe 2 chizain bohat tang karti hain

Mujhe 2 chizain bohat tang karti hain … 1, Aap ki yaad Jo buhot aati…