Category: Funny SMS
Latest & New funny SMS messages collection in hindi, urdu & english
Someone who thinks logically is a
someone who thinks logically – is a nice contrast to the real world. signs common…
Everything is possible in this universe nothing
Everything is possible in this universe, nothing impossible. . . . . . . Wana…
Once a journalist asks meera what types
Once a journalist asks Meera what Types of Roles do u prefer? Meera Answers: wese…
You are sweet cute an ultra dynamic
You are Sweet, Cute & an Ultra-dynamic Personality..!! You are one in a Million with…
Package wale so gaye kar k baat
Package Wale So Gaye Kar K Baat Apni Ma’shooq K Saath..! Aur Bhataktey Rahe Sachi…
Hugli dugli bugli agli bas sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Hugli Hugli Dugli Dugli Bugli Bugli Agli Agli Bas sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!! Hans mat , Yeh mantar…
Ek shakhs ne apne dost se kaha
Ek shakhs ne apne dost se kaha: yaar kabhi kabhaar bewaquf bhi achi baaten kiya…
Teacher water ka formula btao studnt
Teacher: Water Ka Formula Btao Studnt: H2<MgCl Nacl HNO3>O Teacher:Ye Kia Hy? Student: Sir Ye…
Girl before marriage looks like barbie doll
girl before marriage looks like barbie doll After marriage,beautifull doll AFTER 1 YEAR , NICE…
How pakistani professors speak english 1 dont
How pakistani Professors speak english: 1. don?t dare talk in front of my back! 2….
Tum door sahi majboor sahi per yad
Tum Door Sahi Majboor Sahi, Per Yad Tumhari Ati Hai. Tum Saans Wahaan Per Latey…
What is da similarity btween girlz amp
What is da similarity btween Girlz & Mobile Phones…? .. Jitney Pangey Loo Gay, Utney…
Beti ammi mere sir kitne pyare hen
Beti: Ammi Mere Sir Kitne Pyare Hen Na..! Ammi: Beti Ustad Baap Ke Baraber Hota…
Mujay balance nahi mil raha plz50 ka
Mujay balance nahi mil raha. Plz…50 ka dlwado. Sent: 7-july-2010 02:30:10 . . . ….
A man was lost alone on an
A man was lost alone on an islnd 1day he decided 2 build a wooden…
When i diebury me deep 10
When I die,bury me deep 10 feet down as far as leap Place my computer…
Girl says in rainy nightcome on get
Girl says in Rainy Nightâ€Come on Get into my umbrella†But He said, “Its Ok…
Bacha papa g maa k ansoun or
BACHA: PAPA G MAA K ANSOUN OR BIWI K ANSOUN ME KIYA FARQ HAI? FATHER:…
Simplest truth one who sends
Simplest Truth ! One Who Sends More Forward Messages To All …. . . ….
Doctors ki confrness mai aik doctor bhar
DoCtoRs ki coNfrNeSs Mai aiK DOctOr bhAr chAr kR BatEn kR RAha thA. HaZrEeN me…
Wakeel qanoon ki kitab k safa 15
Wakeel: Qanoon ki kitab k safa 15 k mutabq mere mokil ko ba-izzat bari kia…
Defination of girl the most efficient
Defination of Girl: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!!…
Fathertell me the difrence of fly amp
Father:Tell me the difrence of FLY & Mousqut. Son:Fly & mousqut both r sergen?s.Fly check…
Tamam studntz sy appeal hy k wo
Tamam stuDntz sy appeaL hy k wo apny apny result sy phly GHAR Ki sB…
Katoray pe katora wah wah katoray
KAtoray pe katora (wah wah) katoray pe katora (wah wah) chal le le mera naya…
Ek memon apny bachay ko maar raha
Ek memon apny bachay ko maar raha tha. Dost ne poocha kyun maar rahe ho?…
Tragedies of boys life 1 go0d
TrAgEdIeS Of BoYs LiFe.. 1) Go0d GiRls R n0t GoOd Lo0kInG 2) Go0d Lo0kInG GiRls…
Uthaae phirta raha main bohat muhabbat
Uthaa’e Phirta Raha, Main Bohat Muhabbat Ko, Phir Ek Din Younhi Socha, Yeh Kya Museebat…
A student goes into library amp
A Student Goes Into A Library & Askz 4 A Book On Suicide! Librarian :…
Customer ye cow kitney ki he saler
Customer: Ye Cow kitney ki he? Cow Saler: 30,000 ki or 2 saal mai 1…
Ek kana one eyed larka kisi larki ko
Ek Kana (one-eyed) Larka Kisi larki ko Propose karne k liye kaun sa gana Gayega??…
Girls stupidity they wont even give
GIRLS STUPIDITY!! . . . . . . They wont even give their phone no….
Ek cheenti hoti hai uske paas 3
ek cheenti hoti hai.. uske paas 3 daane gehu ke hote hein.. ek din woh…
Jub dulhan ka ghoonght uthaya toh
Jub dulhan ka ghoonght uthaya toh KIS NE KIYA KAHA? Dr: munh kholo aur lambe…
The most hungrysad moment when youre
The most “hungry+sad” mOment.. . . . . . . . . When yOu’re sitting…
Yar plz ye msg sub ko send
Yar Plz ye msg sub ko send kr den. 1 young lrka Zulqarnain age 20…
Difference between girls n boys
Difference Between Girls N Boys – – – – If A Girl Meets With …Accident,…
Whats difference bw the memories of a
What’s Difference B/w The Memories Of A Woman & Man ..? A Woman Will Always…
A baby fish asked her mother why
A baby fish asked her mother, ?Why cant we live on earth..?? Mother fish, Replied…
True love song bazigar 0 bazigar teri
TRUE LOVE SONG: Bazigar 0 bazigar, Teri mummy ko razi kr, Tu ne dil mera…
5 points that prove u r a
5 points that prove “U r a Normal Student” 1)Unnecessary talk on phone 2)Plan each…
Ek bhikari ne hotel me phone kiya
Ek bhikari ne hotel me phone kiya- . 1 pizza,1 plate biryani,1 plet rasmlai, bhej…
Doctor bachay 2 hi ache vaise aap
DOCTOR: Bachay 2 hi ache.. Vaise aap k kitne bache hain? LADY: Pehle to 2…
Maine tujse pyar kia tere baap ne
Maine tujse pyar kia tere baap ne muje pita Maine tujse pyar kia tere baap…
Professor to student aj pehli bar tm
Professor to student: Aj pehli bar tm class mein baten kar rahey ho hamesha tum…
Tere dil mein rahenge sms bankar
Tere DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar, Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar, Kabhi apne DIL se…
1 employee 2 othr ap k father
1 EmPLoYeE 2 oThR: Ap k fAthEr kYa kRtAY ThAy? 2nd: G Wo Jootay Bnatay…
Kash tum waaday nibha jaty kisi
Kash tum waaday nibha jaty.. Kisi surat dil maira behlaa jatay.. AGR ?cornetto?k paisy nhi…
Ultimate power of kaliyug 3rd standard
Ultimate Power Of Kaliyug: 3rd Standard Boy:Can I KISS Ur Hand..? 3rd Std Girl: Y,…
Kaise ho maze me tabiyat kasei ungli
Kaise ho? maze me? tabiyat kasei? ungli me dard nahi na? aankh bhi ok? dimag…
1st frnd fraud buhat zayda ho gaye
1st Frnd: Fraud Buhat Zayda Ho gAyE Hain, 2nd Frnd: wO Kyun? 1st fRND:KaL DepartmentAL…
3 charsi motorcycle pe ja rahe thy
3 Charsi Motorcycle Pe Ja Rahe thy. Darmyan Waly ko AWAZ sunai di ” Thaaaaaaa…
Happiest man is one whose daughters
?Happiest Man? Is One, Whose Daughter?s Photograph Is On Femina Cover, Son On ?India Today?,…
Maalik makan is room ka kraya 500
MaaLik Makan: Is room ka kraya 500 rupay hai. Kiraye dar:Lekin yaha to har taraf…
Kya rakkha hy apni zindagi k is
Kya Rakkha Hy Apni Zindagi K Is Afsaaney Main * * * * * Kuch…
Ek factory me aag lag gai
Ek Factory Me Aag Lag Gai.. Fire Brigade Ki Gari Seedhi Factory Me Ja Ghusi…
Bemar baapmjhe janwaro k doctor pas lejao
Bemar Baap:mjhe janwaro k doctor k pas lejao beta Beta:wo kyu Bap:Roz subah murghe ki…
Zara zara kr k aapki yadon ka
Zara zara kr k aapki yadon ka mehal banate hain, Zara zara kr k aapki…
Shhid afridi in intrview apki umr kitni
Sh@hid Afridi in intrview -Apki umr kitni h -24 yrs -lekin 5 sal pehle b…
Musm hai mstn dil diwna aise
M?us?m hai M?st?n? DIL hai Diw?na Aise Me TUM? Aise Me TUM? TUM? TUM? ha…
Judge mujrim se batao tumari akhari kwaish
Judge, mujrim se, batao tumari akhari kwaish kia hai ? Mujrim, Aik mob Nokia N73…
Yar plz try 2 undrstand n dnt
yar! plz Try 2 undrstand n dnt disturb me more.Leave me alone.Last night I didnt…
Karta hai k0n jh0ti muhabat bhi aey
Karta Hai k0n Jh0ti Muhabat Bhi Aey DOST Jaa’n WaAr Do Agar Koi Khottta Bhi…
If dhoni amp sania marry what will
If DHONI & SANIA Marry, What Will Be Their Son?s Name? ? ? ? ….
Funny truthattitude of girlz when a boy
Funny Truth!Attitude of Girlz when a boy sends a naughty funny SMS:She laughs for 10…
Ager telenor jazz warid ufone vadafone airtel
Ager telenor jazz Warid Ufone Vadafone Airtel ya ZoNG ki sim block ho gai ho…
Main to phoolon wali razaaei le kar
Main To Phoolon Wali Razaaei Le Kar So Raha Tha “PAppu” , , , Kambakhat,…
Revenge 1foji ki fiance ny usy
Revenge: 1foji ki fiance ny usy khat likh: ”hmsaye men nya lrka aya he,tum sy…
Hospital ke samne kharay rakshay me eik
Hospital ke samne kharay Rakshay me eik Mawli jaldi se beta Rakshay walay se kaha…
In cricket match 1 girl made pakistani
In cricket match 1 girl made pakistani flag on her ch??ks. A boy kissed her…
Doston ki besharmi to dekho faraz
Doston ki besharmi to dekho “FARAZ”, Meri Miyyat pe aa ke poochhty hain: “Biryani aalu…
Ek clerk office me apni partner k
EK cLerk ofFiCe mE Apni Partner K saAth KisSing kR Raha thA. . .!! AchanaK…
Disco dance karte howe larke aur larki
Disco Dance Karte Howe Larke Aur Larki Ko 2 Kute Dekh Rahe The. Ye Kya…
Agar ap ko suicide attacksloadshedingmehngayighurbatoperations aur sb
Agar ap ko suicide attacks,loadsheding,mehngayi,ghurbat,operations aur sb issues se pak Pakistan dekhna hai to, ….
Allama iqbal apni girl friend k0 is
Allama Iqbal apni Girl Friend k0 is tarha SMS karte thay, Aye Jaan-e-Tammana tere intezar…
Sharab bani to maikhane banehusn bana tu
Sharab bani to Maikhane bane..Husn bana tu Deewane bane.. kuch tu baat hao aapme, yu…
Larki sheikh larkay se aj mujhe kisi
Larki (Sheikh Larkay se): Aj mujhe kisi buhut hi expensive jaga ghuma lao? . ….
Mujhe 2 chizain bohat tang karti hain
Mujhe 2 chizain bohat tang karti hain … 1, Aap ki yaad Jo buhot aati…
Dost yar dr ye q pochty hn
Dost: yar Dr. ye Q pochty hn k subha kya khya rat kya khya…? 2nd…
Sardar amp pathan faraz k ghar gaay
Sardar & Pathan, Faraz k ghar gaay! They said, Hum ap kay bohot shukar guzar…
1 pathan ne dawat men 8 naan
1 Pathan ne Dawat men 8 Naan khaye, Or us ko QABZ ho gaya, Bath…
Ek hair transplant kerney wali company ney
Ek hair transplant kerney wali company ney add banaya hae: Aap shaher say ayin ya…