Category: Funny SMS

Latest & New funny SMS messages collection in hindi, urdu & english

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Mat kar dost apni girl friend se

Mat kar dost apni girl friend se itni mohabbat, Woh aankhon se war krti hai,…

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Teacherwhat is mean of ur fathers namestudent

Teacher:what is mean of ur father’s nameStudent: beautiful red underwearTeacher:whats u saying whats ur father…

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Youn galliyon main muje bad naam na kia

Youn Galliyon Main Muje Bad-Naam Na Kia Ker “JAn|x” Muje Bura Kehte Waqt Log Tera…

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Height 0f frankness baap bete seaj kal

::Height 0f frankness:: Baap bete se:”aj kal income bari kam hai” Beta:” jy tu piy0…

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Ek din me uske sath gaya date

Ek din me uske sath gaya date per, Phir usne apni birthday pe bulaya cake…

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Dost tu mere liye bahot khaas hai

Dost Tu Mere Liye Bahot Khaas Hai, Bass Ab Tujh se Milne Ki Pyass Hai,…

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Hotel k manger ne bari heriat se

Hotel K Manger Ne Bari Heriat Se Police Inspecter Se Pocha Ap Ko Kese Pata…

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Us bewafa ki yaad main jam hathon

Us Bewafa Ki Yaad Main Jam Hathon Main Utha Liya. . . . . ….

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Girl jab tum ko fone karo shave

GirL: Jab tum ko fone karo tum Shave kar rahe hote ho Tm din mei…

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Do u know which is d oldest

Do U knoW Which is D Oldest Animal |n D World? ? Give up? ?…

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1 krayedar ne raat 100 pm bje

1 krayedar ne raat 1:00 pm bJe malak mkan ka door khtkhtaya or kaha k…

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The difference bw friend n best friend

The Difference B/W Friend N Best Friend.. Friend Says: Hey Plz Drive Safely N Slowly…..

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Aik intahaee educational shair arz hai

Aik intahaee educational shair arz hai… Honthon pe hai lipstick aur naina kajal se lais,…

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Friend 2 sheikh muje apni ring de

Friend 2 Sheikh: Muje apni ring de do main ring ko dekh k tumhay yaad…

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Admidhobi se tum itne buray kapday dhotay

.ADMI(DHOBI SE): TUM ITNE BURAY KAPDAY DHOTAY HO. 1 KAPDAY KO PHAAD KAR 2 KR…

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Ek professor sahib or unki bv chhat

Ek pRofesSor Sahib Or UnkI B.v Chhat Per BethAy huAy thAy- Ek dUm zOr ka…

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Aey dost ab to aa k zamaney

Aey Dost Ab To Aa K Zamaney Guzar Gaye, Aey Dost Ab To Aa K…

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Memom boss 2 workertumne is saal mehnat

Memom Boss 2 worker:Tumne is saal Mehnat se kam kai, Islie 5000 ka Bonus Cheque…

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Do you know khanani amp kalia ka

Do You Know Khanani & Kalia Ka Case Lamba Kese Ho Gaya? . . ….

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A rose is always wether it

A Rose is always A Rose Wether it is in Dustbin or in a Golden…

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Zindgi apni masti me jiya kr

zindgi apni masti me jiya kr ishq bohat buri cheez hy na kiya kr tu…

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Boy ay bewafa tu ney dil jala

BOY: Ay bewafa tu ney dil jala dala. Dil jal k rakh hogya. GIRL:Teri ye…

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Saying early 2 bed early rise makes

SAYING: Early 2 bed early 2 rise, Makes a man healthy wealthy n wise. CURRENT:…

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Once lalu and mallika went hunting jab

Once Lalu and Mallika went hunting. Jab woh apne tent mei soye thei, Lalu ne…

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Science teacheragar kisi ladki ko mirgi ka

Science Teacher:Agar kisi ladki ko mirgi ka attack ho to use lambe time tak kiss…

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Wafa ki talaash thi mujhhey barsoun se

Wafa ki talaash thi mujhhey barsoun se Faraaz,…………………Bazaar se jaa ke main kutta khareed laaya:)…

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Pati office jaa raha tha patni

Pati Office Jaa Raha Tha.. Patni Pyar Se Boli- ‘See U In The Evening.’ Pati…

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Desk pe kisi class ki tanha

Desk Pe Kisi Class Ki Tanha, Student Tha Koi Udas Betha, Kehta Tha Exam Sir…

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Ladki apne boyfriend ko naraz karne ke

Ladki apne Boyfriend ko naraz karne ke baad SMS pe kaise manati hai..!! Check karo…

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Sardar1 yaar tum ne teeth pe blue

sardar1: yaar tum ne teeth pe blue ink kyon lagai hui hai? sardar2: oye pagal!…

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Jeetay hain to koi haal tak nahi

‘Jeetay’ Hain To Koi ‘Haal’ Tak Nahi Puchhta, . . . . . . ‘Martay’…

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Kuch bandar jangal se bhag gay phr

kuch bandar jangal se Bhag gay phr wo Hotel mein phuchen un me se ek…

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Its hard to sleep when you know

Its Hard To Sleep When You Know How Burdened Your Mind Is… It Is Even…

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Dctorap pagl q hwe pagl m ne1bewa

Dctor:Ap pagl q hwe? Pagl: m ne1Bewa se shadi ki us ki jwan beti se…

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Health 920fficer poltry farm k malik

Health Θfficer PoLtry farm k Malik

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Count the girls names in this allama

!Count the girls names in this Allama Iqbal’s poem Wohi guftugu ka andaz wohi Shaista…

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Do u know similarity bw dinosaurs amp

Do u know similarity b/w Dinosaurs & Decent Girls? . . . . Both dont…

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Ek din rat ko shetan mere pas

EK DIN RAT KO SHETAN MERE PAS AAYA KAHA MEN SHARIF LOGON KO PARESHAN KARTA…

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Woman is like blue tooth u

Woman is like blue tooth , U r next 2 her, she stays connected, u…

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4 my friends zamane ki hr

“4 My Friends” Zamane Ki Hr Jeet Ap K Naam H0 Zindgi Ki Khushya Ap…

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Boy15 minuts k bad wo train ane

BOY:15 minuts k bad wo train ane wali he Jo muJhe tum se boht door…

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According to a new study

According To A New Study … ”Students That Snore Get Lower Grades …” Especially ”If…

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Aik shair arz kia hai irshad

Aik shair Arz kia hai… Irshad Irshad Pankha Chale To Hawa Deta Hai Pankha Chale…

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Washing powder nirma wshng pwdr dudh si

Washing Powder Nirma Wshng Pwdr Nirma Dudh Si Safedi Nirma Se Aye Rangen Kpda Bhi…

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Kadam par hawa ki simt ka khayal

Kadam Kadam par hawa ki simt ka khayal rakhnaMushkil waqt mein bhi dost ko yad…

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Ankhanso k samne dimaghdil zindgimot insanqdrt khushighum

Ankh?Anso k samne. Dimagh?Dil k samne. Zindgi?Mot k samne. Insan?Qdrt k samne. Khushi?Ghum k samne….

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Teacher active voice aur passive ka

Teacher: Active Voice Aur Passive Voice Ka Example Batao Student – …Active Voice: “Tere Mast…

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Marez doctor se me 1 month se

Marez doctor se: Me 1 month se roz Rs.50 ki dawa le rha hu pr…

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Yeh jo haseeno ke baal hote hai

Yeh jo haseeno ke baal hote hai, larkon ko phassane ke jaal hote hai, na…

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New genration aik sahab sham ko

“NEW GENRATION” aik sahab sham ko ghar aya to is ny daikha k is ka…

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Teacher wo 3 lafz batao jo sab

Teacher: Wo 3 lafz batao jo sab se zyada boley jatey hain? Student: Mujhe nahi…

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Q yeh batao prinde sardiyo mein

Q : Yeh Batao Prinde Sardiyo Mein 1 Jaga Chor Kar Dusri Jaga Ur(FLY) Kar…

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normal routine login to facebook

?? Normal Routine ?? Login to Facebook Got bored in 15 mins … Logout Got…

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What is the full form of

What is the full form of – MBNP ? "Mujhay Bhi Nahi Pata"…

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Dil ne kaha chalo sms karain

DiL Ne KahA ChALo SMS KarAin, SochA!! " Dil To PagAL Hy " Phir KhAyAL…

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1 admi ne anda fry kiya to

1 admi ne anda fry kiya to woh jal gaya.. Murghi ne dekh liya.. Murghi…

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Cid sher arz hai shaam ka suraj

C.I.D sher arz hai.. shaam ka suraj dhal chuka hai wah wah.. Sham ka suraj…

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Faraz mere bus me nahi mera dil

Faraz mere bus me nahi mera dil, just chill chill, just chill…

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Log kehte hai pyar mein neend nahi

Log kehte hai pyar mein neend nahi aati are koi hamse bhi pyar kar lo…

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Ik larki thi dewani si bcom

Ik larki thi dewani si. B.COM me wo parhti thi..! Dupatta oarrh kar, Kitaben utha…

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Mom always said money doesnt grow

Mom Always Said: ‘ Money Doesn’t Grow On Trees…’ Kid: Mom Money Is Made From…

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Heer ranjha ranjha main tumhary pyar me

‘Heer-Ranjha Ranjha: main tumhary pyar me barbad ho gya,ruswa ho gya, zalil-o-khwar ho gya. Heer:…

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Ur style is like u fone quottum he

ur style is like u-fone "tum he to ho" ur personality is like bonanza "absolutly…

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Agar pagal khaney k sey jhaghrada kar

Agar Pagal Khaney K Pagal Sey Jhaghrada Kar K Pagal Khaney Ka Doctor Pagal Ho…

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Kisi dushman k 100 alfaz takleef

Kisi Dushman K 100 Alfaz Takleef Nahi De Sakate . Pr . 1 Dost Ki…

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Unmarried shakhs ghar se nikaltay huay ya

Unmarried shakhs ghar se nikaltay huay! Ya Allah apnay Hifz O Amaan mae rakna.. Ghar…

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Oo ganday anday meri saban daani

Oo Ganday Anday Oo Meri Saban Daani Oo Sarray Tamatar Oo Gelay Mozay Oo Tukhm-e-Malanga…

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A memon family rcvd da coffin of

A Memon Family rcvd da coffin of their Dead Father 4m U.S.A letter on top…

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60 people of the whole world r

60% people of the whole world r not yet borned.Ask why? Ans: Bcoz as u…

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Wife kaash aap sms hotay to main

Wife Kaash Aap SMS hotay to Main Ap ko Zindagi bhar ke liye SAVE kar…

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Kya aankhein hain aapki kya baatein aapki

Kya aankheiN hain aapki, kya baatein hain aapki.. us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya…

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Memon nay ghar construct karaya oper walay

memon nay ghar construct karaya.. oper walay hissay main paint kia aur nechay walay hissay…

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Teri yaad mein hm ny qalm uthai

Teri yaad mein hm ny qalm uthai Lya paper or tsveer aap ki banai Soocha…

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Hello saira kia ma aaj sham tumhare

HelLo SaIrA KiA Ma AaJ ShAm TuMhArE GhAr AjOw ? Ha SaJiD AjOw . LeKiN…

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Lectrons were having a party uddenly

?lectrons Were Having A Party ?uddenly Protons Attacked Them Then A Hero ?ame & ?aved…

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Bachpan mei ki muhabbat jawani

Bachpan mei ki muhabbat . . . Jawani mei howe barbad . . . WAH…

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Hope k tum zindage mein bohat kamyab

hope k tum zindage mein bohat kamyab hogay…Bohat agay jaogay… kafi agay jaogay… kyun k…

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Insaan k undar msg parhne ka

Insaan k undar msg parhne ka itna shoq hota hai k chahe us pagal stupid…

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Jub tum humse khafa hojaoge rooth

JUB TUM HUMSE KHAFA HOJAOGE. JUB TUM HUMSE ROOTH JAOGE. JUB TUM HUMY BHUL JAOGE….

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Do u knowhow newton found 2nd and

Do u know…how Newton found 2nd and 3rd law of motion? He gave a force…

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Baap sharab cigarette larkian yeh sab tumhari

Baap: Sharab, cigarette, larkian yeh sab tumhari dushman hain beta. Beta: jo mard apny dushmano…

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Ik indian police inspector ke ghar chori

Ik Indian Police Inspector ke ghar chori ho rahi thi. Wife: Utho ji, ghar me…

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Baap bete se beta mje

BAAp bEte Se. . BEta : mjE yAd nI Aa RaHA K KaBI TuM Ne…

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Yaad kar k or bhi takleef hoti

YAAD’ Kar K Or Bhi Takleef Hoti Hy “Pappu”..?? Akh�R Kese Gira Meri Jaib Se…

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Its not difficult to describe this

It?S NoT dIfFiCuLt To dEsCrIbE ThIs SiTe In WoRdZ ? ? JuSt wRiTe ? ….

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Bap betay se panch or panch kitna

Bap betay se! Panch or panch kitna hota hai? Beta! Das Bap ne khushi se…

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Shadi hemesha apni girl friends se karni

Shadi Hemesha Apni Girl Friends Se Karni Chayye.. . . . Kyun..?? . . ….

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Grl frnd mai kisi or se shadi

Grl Frnd: Mai Kisi Or Se shadi kr rhi hn Mjhe Bhul Jao, Boy Frnd:…