Category: Funny SMS
Latest & New funny SMS messages collection in hindi, urdu & english
Teacherwhat is mean of ur fathers namestudent
Teacher:what is mean of ur father’s nameStudent: beautiful red underwearTeacher:whats u saying whats ur father…
Youn galliyon main muje bad naam na kia
Youn Galliyon Main Muje Bad-Naam Na Kia Ker “JAn|x” Muje Bura Kehte Waqt Log Tera…
Height 0f frankness baap bete seaj kal
::Height 0f frankness:: Baap bete se:”aj kal income bari kam hai” Beta:” jy tu piy0…
Ek din me uske sath gaya date
Ek din me uske sath gaya date per, Phir usne apni birthday pe bulaya cake…
Dost tu mere liye bahot khaas hai
Dost Tu Mere Liye Bahot Khaas Hai, Bass Ab Tujh se Milne Ki Pyass Hai,…
Hotel k manger ne bari heriat se
Hotel K Manger Ne Bari Heriat Se Police Inspecter Se Pocha Ap Ko Kese Pata…
Us bewafa ki yaad main jam hathon
Us Bewafa Ki Yaad Main Jam Hathon Main Utha Liya. . . . . ….
Girl jab tum ko fone karo shave
GirL: Jab tum ko fone karo tum Shave kar rahe hote ho Tm din mei…
1 krayedar ne raat 100 pm bje
1 krayedar ne raat 1:00 pm bJe malak mkan ka door khtkhtaya or kaha k…
The difference bw friend n best friend
The Difference B/W Friend N Best Friend.. Friend Says: Hey Plz Drive Safely N Slowly…..
Aik intahaee educational shair arz hai
Aik intahaee educational shair arz hai… Honthon pe hai lipstick aur naina kajal se lais,…
Friend 2 sheikh muje apni ring de
Friend 2 Sheikh: Muje apni ring de do main ring ko dekh k tumhay yaad…
Admidhobi se tum itne buray kapday dhotay
.ADMI(DHOBI SE): TUM ITNE BURAY KAPDAY DHOTAY HO. 1 KAPDAY KO PHAAD KAR 2 KR…
Ek professor sahib or unki bv chhat
Ek pRofesSor Sahib Or UnkI B.v Chhat Per BethAy huAy thAy- Ek dUm zOr ka…
Memom boss 2 workertumne is saal mehnat
Memom Boss 2 worker:Tumne is saal Mehnat se kam kai, Islie 5000 ka Bonus Cheque…
Do you know khanani amp kalia ka
Do You Know Khanani & Kalia Ka Case Lamba Kese Ho Gaya? . . ….
A rose is always wether it
A Rose is always A Rose Wether it is in Dustbin or in a Golden…
Zindgi apni masti me jiya kr
zindgi apni masti me jiya kr ishq bohat buri cheez hy na kiya kr tu…
Boy ay bewafa tu ney dil jala
BOY: Ay bewafa tu ney dil jala dala. Dil jal k rakh hogya. GIRL:Teri ye…
Saying early 2 bed early rise makes
SAYING: Early 2 bed early 2 rise, Makes a man healthy wealthy n wise. CURRENT:…
Science teacheragar kisi ladki ko mirgi ka
Science Teacher:Agar kisi ladki ko mirgi ka attack ho to use lambe time tak kiss…
Once lalu and mallika went hunting jab
Once Lalu and Mallika went hunting. Jab woh apne tent mei soye thei, Lalu ne…
Wafa ki talaash thi mujhhey barsoun se
Wafa ki talaash thi mujhhey barsoun se Faraaz,…………………Bazaar se jaa ke main kutta khareed laaya:)…
Pati office jaa raha tha patni
Pati Office Jaa Raha Tha.. Patni Pyar Se Boli- ‘See U In The Evening.’ Pati…
Desk pe kisi class ki tanha
Desk Pe Kisi Class Ki Tanha, Student Tha Koi Udas Betha, Kehta Tha Exam Sir…
Ladki apne boyfriend ko naraz karne ke
Ladki apne Boyfriend ko naraz karne ke baad SMS pe kaise manati hai..!! Check karo…
Sardar1 yaar tum ne teeth pe blue
sardar1: yaar tum ne teeth pe blue ink kyon lagai hui hai? sardar2: oye pagal!…
Jeetay hain to koi haal tak nahi
‘Jeetay’ Hain To Koi ‘Haal’ Tak Nahi Puchhta, . . . . . . ‘Martay’…
Kuch bandar jangal se bhag gay phr
kuch bandar jangal se Bhag gay phr wo Hotel mein phuchen un me se ek…
Its hard to sleep when you know
Its Hard To Sleep When You Know How Burdened Your Mind Is… It Is Even…
Dctorap pagl q hwe pagl m ne1bewa
Dctor:Ap pagl q hwe? Pagl: m ne1Bewa se shadi ki us ki jwan beti se…
Count the girls names in this allama
!Count the girls names in this Allama Iqbal’s poem Wohi guftugu ka andaz wohi Shaista…
Do u know similarity bw dinosaurs amp
Do u know similarity b/w Dinosaurs & Decent Girls? . . . . Both dont…
Ek din rat ko shetan mere pas
EK DIN RAT KO SHETAN MERE PAS AAYA KAHA MEN SHARIF LOGON KO PARESHAN KARTA…
Woman is like blue tooth u
Woman is like blue tooth , U r next 2 her, she stays connected, u…
4 my friends zamane ki hr
“4 My Friends” Zamane Ki Hr Jeet Ap K Naam H0 Zindgi Ki Khushya Ap…
Boy15 minuts k bad wo train ane
BOY:15 minuts k bad wo train ane wali he Jo muJhe tum se boht door…
According to a new study
According To A New Study … ”Students That Snore Get Lower Grades …” Especially ”If…
Aik shair arz kia hai irshad
Aik shair Arz kia hai… Irshad Irshad Pankha Chale To Hawa Deta Hai Pankha Chale…
Washing powder nirma wshng pwdr dudh si
Washing Powder Nirma Wshng Pwdr Nirma Dudh Si Safedi Nirma Se Aye Rangen Kpda Bhi…
Kadam par hawa ki simt ka khayal
Kadam Kadam par hawa ki simt ka khayal rakhnaMushkil waqt mein bhi dost ko yad…
Ankhanso k samne dimaghdil zindgimot insanqdrt khushighum
Ankh?Anso k samne. Dimagh?Dil k samne. Zindgi?Mot k samne. Insan?Qdrt k samne. Khushi?Ghum k samne….
Teacher active voice aur passive ka
Teacher: Active Voice Aur Passive Voice Ka Example Batao Student – …Active Voice: “Tere Mast…
Marez doctor se me 1 month se
Marez doctor se: Me 1 month se roz Rs.50 ki dawa le rha hu pr…
Yeh jo haseeno ke baal hote hai
Yeh jo haseeno ke baal hote hai, larkon ko phassane ke jaal hote hai, na…
New genration aik sahab sham ko
“NEW GENRATION” aik sahab sham ko ghar aya to is ny daikha k is ka…
Teacher wo 3 lafz batao jo sab
Teacher: Wo 3 lafz batao jo sab se zyada boley jatey hain? Student: Mujhe nahi…
Q yeh batao prinde sardiyo mein
Q : Yeh Batao Prinde Sardiyo Mein 1 Jaga Chor Kar Dusri Jaga Ur(FLY) Kar…
normal routine login to facebook
?? Normal Routine ?? Login to Facebook Got bored in 15 mins … Logout Got…
Dil ne kaha chalo sms karain
DiL Ne KahA ChALo SMS KarAin, SochA!! " Dil To PagAL Hy " Phir KhAyAL…
1 admi ne anda fry kiya to
1 admi ne anda fry kiya to woh jal gaya.. Murghi ne dekh liya.. Murghi…
Cid sher arz hai shaam ka suraj
C.I.D sher arz hai.. shaam ka suraj dhal chuka hai wah wah.. Sham ka suraj…
Faraz mere bus me nahi mera dil
Faraz mere bus me nahi mera dil, just chill chill, just chill…
Log kehte hai pyar mein neend nahi
Log kehte hai pyar mein neend nahi aati are koi hamse bhi pyar kar lo…
Ik larki thi dewani si bcom
Ik larki thi dewani si. B.COM me wo parhti thi..! Dupatta oarrh kar, Kitaben utha…
Mom always said money doesnt grow
Mom Always Said: ‘ Money Doesn’t Grow On Trees…’ Kid: Mom Money Is Made From…
Heer ranjha ranjha main tumhary pyar me
‘Heer-Ranjha Ranjha: main tumhary pyar me barbad ho gya,ruswa ho gya, zalil-o-khwar ho gya. Heer:…
Ur style is like u fone quottum he
ur style is like u-fone "tum he to ho" ur personality is like bonanza "absolutly…
Agar pagal khaney k sey jhaghrada kar
Agar Pagal Khaney K Pagal Sey Jhaghrada Kar K Pagal Khaney Ka Doctor Pagal Ho…
Kisi dushman k 100 alfaz takleef
Kisi Dushman K 100 Alfaz Takleef Nahi De Sakate . Pr . 1 Dost Ki…
Unmarried shakhs ghar se nikaltay huay ya
Unmarried shakhs ghar se nikaltay huay! Ya Allah apnay Hifz O Amaan mae rakna.. Ghar…
Oo ganday anday meri saban daani
Oo Ganday Anday Oo Meri Saban Daani Oo Sarray Tamatar Oo Gelay Mozay Oo Tukhm-e-Malanga…
A memon family rcvd da coffin of
A Memon Family rcvd da coffin of their Dead Father 4m U.S.A letter on top…
60 people of the whole world r
60% people of the whole world r not yet borned.Ask why? Ans: Bcoz as u…
Wife kaash aap sms hotay to main
Wife Kaash Aap SMS hotay to Main Ap ko Zindagi bhar ke liye SAVE kar…
Kya aankhein hain aapki kya baatein aapki
Kya aankheiN hain aapki, kya baatein hain aapki.. us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya…
Memon nay ghar construct karaya oper walay
memon nay ghar construct karaya.. oper walay hissay main paint kia aur nechay walay hissay…
Teri yaad mein hm ny qalm uthai
Teri yaad mein hm ny qalm uthai Lya paper or tsveer aap ki banai Soocha…
Hello saira kia ma aaj sham tumhare
HelLo SaIrA KiA Ma AaJ ShAm TuMhArE GhAr AjOw ? Ha SaJiD AjOw . LeKiN…
Lectrons were having a party uddenly
?lectrons Were Having A Party ?uddenly Protons Attacked Them Then A Hero ?ame & ?aved…
Bachpan mei ki muhabbat jawani
Bachpan mei ki muhabbat . . . Jawani mei howe barbad . . . WAH…
Hope k tum zindage mein bohat kamyab
hope k tum zindage mein bohat kamyab hogay…Bohat agay jaogay… kafi agay jaogay… kyun k…
Insaan k undar msg parhne ka
Insaan k undar msg parhne ka itna shoq hota hai k chahe us pagal stupid…
Jub tum humse khafa hojaoge rooth
JUB TUM HUMSE KHAFA HOJAOGE. JUB TUM HUMSE ROOTH JAOGE. JUB TUM HUMY BHUL JAOGE….
Do u knowhow newton found 2nd and
Do u know…how Newton found 2nd and 3rd law of motion? He gave a force…
Baap sharab cigarette larkian yeh sab tumhari
Baap: Sharab, cigarette, larkian yeh sab tumhari dushman hain beta. Beta: jo mard apny dushmano…
Ik indian police inspector ke ghar chori
Ik Indian Police Inspector ke ghar chori ho rahi thi. Wife: Utho ji, ghar me…
Yaad kar k or bhi takleef hoti
YAAD’ Kar K Or Bhi Takleef Hoti Hy “Pappu”..?? Akh�R Kese Gira Meri Jaib Se…
Its not difficult to describe this
It?S NoT dIfFiCuLt To dEsCrIbE ThIs SiTe In WoRdZ ? ? JuSt wRiTe ? ….
Bap betay se panch or panch kitna
Bap betay se! Panch or panch kitna hota hai? Beta! Das Bap ne khushi se…
Shadi hemesha apni girl friends se karni
Shadi Hemesha Apni Girl Friends Se Karni Chayye.. . . . Kyun..?? . . ….
Grl frnd mai kisi or se shadi
Grl Frnd: Mai Kisi Or Se shadi kr rhi hn Mjhe Bhul Jao, Boy Frnd:…
Can u think k 2511 kaise
Can u think k 2+5=11 kaise aye? Socho-Socho Nahi maluum? Thoda aur dimag lagao Abhi…