Category: Double Meaning SMS
Double Meaning Hindi SMS, adult, misleading sms / text messages collection
1 admi achank 2 cgrates peene laga
1 admi achank 2 cgrates peene laga bv:aj kal 2 pee rahe ho shohar:dost ki…
Chachi to bhatija hum chaat ki dukan
Chachi to Bhatija: hum chaat ki dukan kholenge, Lekin gaahak kaise ayenge.Bhatija to Chachi:Mein advrtsmnt…
I used to think that dreams do
I used to think that dreams do not come true, but this quickly changed the…
Jin kay pass hota hay woo hath
jin kay pass hota hay woo hath may lay kar helaty hay. jin kay pass…
Wo kiya hai jis pe agar
Wo kiyA hAi?? JiS pE AgAr PiyAr se HAth phEro to ForAn KhArA ho jAtA…
Hugli dugli bugli ugly bus
Hugli Hugli Dugli Dugli Bugli Bugli ( Ugly Ugly Bus……. Hanso mat ye rung kaala…
5 inch ka hai size normal mazboot
5 inch ka hai, size normal hai, mazboot hai, ziyada mota bhi nahi, 2 ladkiyan…
Hmari life os waqt complate hoti hai
Hmari life os waqt complate hoti hai. Jabap hon or m hon or humary choty…
Arz kia hai daalte hi jhar gaye
Arz Kia Hai… Daalte Hi Jhar Gaye Theray Na Phool Galay Mai Mere Haar K…
Woman to a shopkeeper joshaanda hai
Woman to a shopkeeper: ?Joshaanda hai?? Shopkeeper: Meynu te bara josh aanda ay, twanon aanda…
Mangta hoon to deti nahi jawab meri
mangta hoon to deti nahi jawab meri baat ka deti ho to khara ho jata…
Dost bhi raah ki deewar samajhte hain
Dost bhi raah ki deewar samajhte hain mujhe, Main samajhta tha mere dost samajhte hain…
She came i kpt lukin at her
She Came.. I Kpt Lukin At Her.. She Smild. Yet I Kept Quiet. She Began…
Boy me 20 yrs ka hon tum
boy: me 20 yrs ka hon. tum kitne ki ho? Girl: Me B 20 ki…
Geo tv k woh konse 2 programs
Geo TV K Woh Konse 2 Programs Hain. Jinka Naam Letey Huye Huay Khawatin Ghabrati…
Aap se aik special bat karni hai
Aap se Aik Special Bat Karni hai Koi Paas To nahi Zara akely ho Jao…
I am missing u dont believe
I Am Missing U. I Am Missing U. I Am Missing U. Don?t Believe! See…
Woh choom len ek baar to aati
Woh Choom Len ek Baar to Aati Nahi Neend, Unki Awaz Suntay Suntay Raat Jati…
Ek din sham ko jb chai ka
Ek din sham ko jb chai ka waqt hoa toh muje wo boht yad aa…
In which situation do men start sweating
In Which Situation, Do Men Start Sweating In 10 Mins & Women Want To Go…
Dil chahta hai k kha dil
dil chahta hai k kha Dil chahta hai k khara kar k ap k hath…
Raat ko hamaisha kapray utaar ke sona
Raat ko hamaisha kapray utaar ke sona chahiye. . , , , , , ….
Police mujram sebache k sath ziadti q
PoLice Mujram se=Bache k sath ziadti Q ki? Mujram:Janab garmi ho gai thi aur bacha…
Tu ghada ghadaaa mein phir bolta
Tu Ghada Tu Ghada Tu Ghada Tu Ghadaaa Mein Phir Bolta Hun, ? Tu Ghada…
Ishaq ne pkra na tha abi wehshat
Ishaq ne pkra na tha abi wehshat ka rang Reh gia jo dil me tha…
There are only 5 things we need
There are only 5 things we need in life: Good friends, Good job Good food,…
Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal
Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho, Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho,…
Shahid kapoor ka saif ali khan se
Shahid KapoOR ka Saif Ali Khan Se 2 Inch Chota Tha,iSi Liay Kareena Ne Usay…
Diagram in book was not clear somadam
Diagram in book was not clear.. So,madam drew diagram on blackboard and announced.. ‘Don’t look…
Rue love is like a pillow u
rue Love is like a pillow. U could HUG it when Ur in trouble. U…
Girl jaano meray mun mai daalo
GIRL: Jaano Meray mun mai Daalo, main Choson gi BOY: Nahi nahi tum kha Gai…
Haath main lo tou dabane ko dil
Haath Main Lo Tou Dabane Ko Dil Kerta Hy Dabalo Tou Choosne Ko Dil Kerta…
To know a person walk a
To Know A Person Walk a Mile In His Shoes . . . Than Than…
Match lo petrol bathroom mn jao
Match lo petrol lo Bathroom mn jao or apni gaand ko aag lagado jo cheez…
Whats an average 6 inch long
What’s An Average 6 Inch Long Inside A Guy’s Pants And Girls Love To Blow…
Kothe par police ne chhapa mara
Kothe pAr police nE chhApa mArA, TamaAm logon ko liNe mE khArA kiyA,,,, WaHan sE…
Girl bus b karo ab boy kuch
GIRL: BUS B KARO AB, BOY: KUCH B NAHI HOTA GIRL: KISI NY DEKH LIA…
Boy poora under gaya girl ouch haaan
BOY: Poora Under Gaya? GIRL: Ouch…… Haaan BOY:Tight Hay Zyada Lug Tou Nahi Raha Na?…
Son i dont want to go school
Son: I Don’t Want To Go School Ma! All The Teachers Think I Am Stupid…
Smile is the 2nd best thing u
Smile is the 2nd best thing U do with ur lips. Of course you know…
Doctabyat kc he ab mariz pehle se
Doc:Tabyat kc he ab Mariz: pehle se ziada khrab he Doc: dawai khali thi kya…
Pehle kiss kro pir palang per
PEHLE KISS KRO,.. PIR PALANG PER LETA DO. PIR CHADI UTAR DO. PIR NICHE HATH…
Woh soti rahi main karta raha
Woh soti rahi main karta raha . . Intizaar us ke jawab ka . ….
Jab raat ko koi aap pe charh
Jab raat ko koi aap pe charh jaye, aur apni moonchun se aapko chuye, Apni…
Agar bill gates ki mummy bore ho
Agar Bill Gates Ki Mummy Bore Ho Gayi To Usse Kya Kahoge??? . . ….
Passenger yaar yeh koan sa stop hey
Passenger: Yaar yeh koan sa stop hey, bus main jhatkay buhat lag rahay hain. Driver:…
Hath me lo ab thook lagao
Hath me lo Ab thook lagao Ab kapde se rub karo Phir hath me le…
Jb b tujhko koi zakhm lga
Jb B tujhko koi zakhm lga Mainy libas apna utar dia Or tre Jism se…
Aesa kya he jise jhukao to phir
AEsa kYa He jiSe jhuKaO To PhiR KHaRa Ho jAta He? ? ? < >…
Secretly go2 some1 house at night open
Secretly go2 some1 house at night. Open ur bag. Take out keys n try to…
Bachi to nahi thi bharpoor jawan wo
Bachi To Nahi Thi BharPoor Jawan Thi Wo. Jb Daalney Laga Me To Thori Pareshan…
Some basic rules 1apni wife ki
Some Basic Rules 1.Apni Wife Ki Hr Roz Leni Chahiye KHABAR 2.Uska Pakar Kr Bar…
Love is a mamory thats naver fads
love is a mamory that’s naver fad’s i will hold u in my heart allway’s…
Kuch nahi keh dya na yar
KUCH NAHI keh dya na KUCH NAHI YAR kya ho gaya? KUCH NAHI hai PACHHTAO…
Plz call me its urgent ek accident
Plz call me, its urgent. Ek accident ho gaya hai. . . . . ….
Ye sang e marmar sa tarasha gora badan
Ye Sang-E-Marmar Sa Tarasha Gora Badan Boond Boond Pighlta Shabab Honto Se Laga K Dekhon…
Come here take off ur pantsget on
Come here, take off ur pants+get on top of me. Enjoy urself until u r…
Master ji to class baccho
Master Ji To Class – ?Baccho Duniya Mein Har Baat Ke Do Matlab Nikalte Hain?….
A girl brke her umbrellashe went to
A girl br?ke her umbrella,She went to repair shop, Man:upar ka kapra utarna parayga aur…
At 1st a little nibble a slow amp
AT 1st a little nibble-a slow & tempti lick,i suck & munch my liquid lunch…
She was all alone in the home
sHE wAS aLL aLONE In tHE hOME! sHE wENT INTO tHE sWIMMING pOOL. sHE wAS…
A leaf which falls from d tree
A leaf which falls from d tree is at d mercy of wind, it goes…
Kotri train me mawali bola nashe
kotri ‘train me mawali bola: ‘nashe me hoon, koi kotri utarna he’ khan sb: ‘um…
Dil hahta hy k khara kar aap
Dil ?hahta Hy k khara kar k Aap k Hath Ma Pakra d0n? Aur Aap…
Train me 1 larke ne cigarete jalai
Train Me 1 Larke Ne Cigarete Jalai, Pas Bethe Admi Ne Usse Kaha; Cigarete k…
Daalon ga to aysa k kbhi na
Daalon Ga To Aysa Daalon Ga K, Kbhi Na Nikly Ga.. . . Tere Dil…
Passenger yaar yeh koan sa stop hey
Passenger: Yaar yeh koan sa stop hey, bus main jhatkay buhat lag rahay hain. Driver:…
Feeling bored wondering what to do
Feeling bored? Wondering, what to do? Open the zip! Enter your hands in between your…
Last night i dreamt of you
Last night, I dreamt of you, this morning my first thought was you, I thought…
Mangta hoon to deti nahin ho jawab
Mangta hoon to deti nahin ho: JAWAB MERI BAAT KA Deti ho to khada ho…
What comes down but never goes up
whAt cOMes dOwN bUt nEvEr gOeS Up? . . . tHiNk . . . tHiNk…
1 lrki zor sy gana ga rhi
1 lrki zor zor sy gana ga rhi thi MJHAY RANG DAY. MJHAY RANG DAY….
Why is there a gate around cemeteries
Why is there a gate around cemeteries? Because people are dying to get in.
1st frndmusibat k waqt to gadhay ko
1st Frnd:MUSiBaT K Waqt To gAdhay Ko Bhi Baap Bnana Parta Hai.. 2nd Frnd:Herat Hai…
Whats an average 6 inch long
What’s An Average 6 Inch Long Inside A Guy’s Pants And Girls Love To Blow…
1 shaks ko ye num 03338540188
1 Shaks ko ye num 03338540188 khwab m nazar aya to us ne ‘100’ ka…
Kaash ladkian papita bechti hoti to ladkon
Kaash Ladkian Papita Bechti Hoti To Ladkon Ko Bohut Faida Hota Puchho To Woh Kaise?…
What comes down but never goes up
whAt cOMes dOwN bUt nEvEr gOeS Up? . . . tHiNk . . . tHiNk…
Techar bangali student se is jumle
TechAr BAngALi StudEnt sE: Is JuMLe ki Urdu bAtAo “My BrothEr cAn’t Cook.” BAngALi: “HAmArE…
Meaning of pyaar its a group friends
Meaning of PYAAR? Its a Group of fRiends sitting around a table in a BAR……
Baraye meharbani is msg ko itna forward
Baraye meharbani is msg ko itna forward karen k….. ….. Meri girl friend tak pohanch…
Men opause men strual pain men tal illness guy necologist his terectomy
MEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness GUY-necologist HIS-terectomy EVER NOTICED HOW WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH MEN??…
Maine usay dono hatho se uthaya
Maine usay dono hatho se uthaya – – -Usay Apne jism se lagaya – –…
Jab rat ko koi tum per char
Jab rat ko koi Tum per char jey, Apni Monchoon se Tum ko chomay Or…
1 girl coke pi rahi thi
1 girl Coke pi rahi thi k achank us me se 1 machhr nikla or…