Santa: Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili He.
Banta: Pr Tumhare Pass To Koi Car Nahi He!
Santa: Abye Ghadhe,
BMW Ka Matlab
Bahut Motti Wife..
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- Santa cuts sides of the capsule before
Santa cuts sides of the capsule before taking it? Guess why? . . . .......
- Santa woh ladki kitni sundar hai
Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai! Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai. Santa: Kya naam......
- Lady to inspector santa my husband went
Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatos 5 days ago, he hasn’t......
- Jeeto yelled at santa ure gonna b
Jeeto yelled at santa: U’re gonna b really sorry! I’m going to LEAVE you! Santa:......
- Once santa singh was riding a cycle
Once Santa Singh Was Riding A Cycle And He Suddenly Hit A Girl! So Girl......
- Santa goes 2 a petrol pump sees
Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump sees a board Donâ€t use Mobile Here, he Picks......
- Santa office se ghar aya to dekha
Santa Office Se Ghar Aya To Dekha Ki Uski Biwi Ek Bikhari Ke Saath Sex......
- Santa singh can u spell a word
Santa Singh: Can u spell a word that has more than 1000 letters in it?......
- Best of santa banta bantaagar wo meri nhi
**BEST OF SANTA-BANTA** Banta:agar wo meri nhi hui to me use kisi or ki v......
- Be naughty save santa a trip
Be naughty – save Santa a trip. ~Author Unknown...