Wives insulting thier husbands:

pilot’s wife: ziada hawao main mat uro

Teacher’s wife: ab tum mujy sikhao gy

Dentist’s wife: dant torr k haath main pakra du gi.

Doctor’s wife: abi tabiat darust karti hu.

MBA’s wife: mind ur own business..

CA candidate’s wife: chal chal pehlay pass hoja phir baat karna.