Wife to Husband:

Ap aaj kahana paka rhay hain ya nhe?

Husbnd: Nhe na na khana pakaon ga na kapray dhoun ga na safai karonga…

Wife: Ok mai unit office may bol dyti hun k jalsay may nhi aa rhi wo waja pochain gay to bata dun ge..

Husband: Nhe bhae mai to mazak kar rha tha tum jao.

Wife.G A MQM.

DUZ DUZ:-D