Wife: “Main bazar ja rahi hoon, mujhe 50 Rupay ki zaroorrat hai!”
Husband (ghusay se): “Tumhen Rupay se ziada aqal ki zaroorat hai!”
Wife: “Aapse wohi cheez mangi hai, jo aap k pass mojood hai!”…
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