Wife is like a TV
Girlfriend is like a MOBILE
At home u watch TV
but when u go out u take ur MOBILE
Sometimes u enjoy TV
but most of the time u play with ur MOBILE
TV is free for life,
but for the MOBILE,
if you don’t pay,
the services will be terminated
TV is big,
bulky and most of the time old!
But the MOBILE is cute,
slim, curvy and very portable
Operational costs for TV is often acceptable,
but for the MOBILE it is often high and demanding
TV has a remote,
MOBILE doesn’t
Most importantly,
MOBILE is a two-way communication
(u talk and listen)
but with the TV you MUST only listen.
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