Wife: Ik bat bolun?

Husband: Bolo!

Wife: Maaro ge to nahi?

Hsbnd: Arey Jan Nai kiya baat hai?

Wife: Me maa banne wali hoon,

Husband: HURRAY!

Its a very good news, dar Q rahi thi?

Wife: College k dinon me papa ko bataya tha to bari maar pari thi…