Pati : Wht’s Hypnotism ?
Patni : Kisi Ko,
Apne Vash Me Kar Ke,
Uss Se Mann Chaha Kam Krwana..
Pati : Arey Nahi,
Use Toh Shadi Kehte Hein…
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