Husbnd (1st night:Tum ne kbhi koi gandi film dekhi he?
Wife: Ha
Hsbnd: Bs hm ne phir wese hi krna he!
Wife:Tu baqi 2 lrkay tum bulao gy ya cal kr k men bulao
Related SMS:
- Husbnd aaj kya pakaogi wife jo ap
Husbnd: aaj kya pakaogi? Wife: jo ap kahen … Husbnd: dal chawal bna lo Wife:......
- Husbnd bv se pani pila do
husbnd b.v se pani pila do b.v:pyaas lagi hai,,, husbnd:gusse se nhi gala chek krna......
- Shadi k pehly din husbnd mobile me
Shadi k pehly din husbnd k mobile me wife ka nam My sweet wife lkha......
- Agar husbnd wife k liye car ka
Agar husbnd, wife k liye Car ka darwaza kholay, to Samjah jao k do hi......
- Husbnd kya tumne mujhe kutta kaha
Husbnd : Kya Tumne Mujhe KUTTA Kaha? No Ans. Husbnd Again Asks, No Ans. Then......
- On 20th anniversary husbnd deep in thought
On 20th Anniversary husbnd deep in thought.. Wife: Wat r u thinking? Husbnd: Do u......
- Husbnd biwi se phone parkya pkaya hai
Husbnd biwi se phone par:’Kya pkaya hai aj khaney main?’ Biwi(gussey se):’Zeher’ Husband:kha kar so......
- Badsurat wife apne husbnd se khirki
Badsurat Wife: Apne Husbnd Se Khirki K Parde Lagwa Do, Naya Parosi Muje Dekhne Ki......
- Husbnd yaar maine naye detergent se apni
Husbnd: Yaar maine naye detergent se apni shirt dhoyi aur woh chhoti ho gayi, ab......
- Hum msg na krny ki bri gandi
Hum msg na krny ki B?ri Gandi Saza Dete Hai,,, Hum msg na krny ki......
- Kbhi kbhi meri ankho me saya lgta
Kbhi kbhi meri :-ankho me saya lgta hai. Jo apna hai wo paraya lgta hai.......
- Kbhi bewaja takallum kbhi bekaraan takalluf
Kbhi bewaja takallum kbhi bekaraan takalluf shani Kbhi sb se gram joshi kbhi youn hi......
- Kbhi kbhi choti si lulli bi cheeken
Kbhi kbhi choti si LULLI bi cheeken nikal dete hai agr yaqeen na hoto Apni......
- Kbhi kbhi hi sahi chawlian toh maara
Kbhi kbhi hi sahi, chawlian toh maara kro, †Dost “ Chup rehte ho tou......
- Husbnd or wife talaaq k bad
Husbnd or wife Talaaq k bad.. Husband: Bacha mera hy, Wife: Wah g wah, Sari......
- A poem by evry girl husbnd
A poem by evry girl Husbnd apna white ho Lambi jski hight ho Ghusy ka......
- Shadi ki rat husbnd confuse hogya
Shadi ki rat husbnd confuse hogya k apni BV se kya bol0n..? . Akhir wo......
- 1 shehri lrki dehati se mry husbnd
1 shehri Lrki Dehati Lrki se: mry husbnd ne mje bht mushklon k bad paya!......
- Girl muje ik esa husbnd chahiay jo
Girl Muje Ik Esa Husbnd Chahiay Jo Achi Achi Baten Kare Hansi Mazaq Kare Or......
- Wife or husbnd ghumne gaye raste me
Wife or HusbNd GhumNe gaye Raste me GADHA ghas kha rha tha.Wife BOLI-Woh dekho tumara......
- Lady 2 wakil mujhe mere husbnd se
Lady 2 Wakil: Mujhe mere husbnd se talaaq chahiye. Wakil: Magr wo to Kabaddi Champion......
- Kaali wifeapne husbnd se khirki k parde
Kaali Wife:Apne Husbnd Se Khirki K Parde Lagwa Do,Naya Parosi Muje Dekhne Ki Koshish Krta......
- Husbnd begum humare sex waley clips internet
Husbänd-// ‘Begum humare Sex waley Clips Internet per kisne bhaijey’? . . Wife: Main ne......
- Rh p gy kbhi bhl kr
Réh ñä Päö Gy käbhi Bhülä kär Dékh lö, Yäqèñ ñhi ätä tö äzmä kär......
- Kh d un prhny wl s kbhi
K?h d? un p?rhn?Y w?l? s?…. K?bhi hum bhi p?rh? k?rtay thay….. Jitn? syll?bus p?rh......
- Kbhi tm bhi nzr aao subah se
kbhi tm bhi nzr aao subah se sham tk hmko bht se log milte hain......
- Ye jo ham kbhi sochty hn rat
Ye jo ham kbhi kbhi sochty hn rat ko, Rat kya smjh saky in muamlat......
- Kbhi agr tm dua me kisi ko
Kbhi Agr Tm Dua Me Kisi Ko Mango, Phr Wo Tm Ko Na Mile To,......
- Kbhi agr tm dua me kisi ko
Kbhi Agr Tm Dua Me Kisi Ko Mango, Phr Wo Tm Ko Na Mile To,......
- Kbhi to kha karo apnay dil ki
Kbhi to kha karo Apnay dil ki baatien hum say,Chupa laytay ho jo haya k......
- Kbhi zid main terey ho gae
Kbhi zid main terey ho gae Kbhi dil ny tujh ko guwa diya.. Isi kashmakash......
- Kbhi zid main terey ho gae dil
Kbhi Zid Main Terey Ho Gae Kbhi Dil Ny Tujh Ko Guwa Diya Isi Kashmakash......
- Kbhi woh hum pe jaan dya krty
Kbhi woh hum pe jaan dya krty thay, Jo kehty thay woh maan lya krty......
- Kbhi zid main terey ho gae
Kbhi Zid Main Terey Ho Gae Kbhi Dil Ny Tujh Ko Guwa Diya.. Isi Kashmakash......
- Kbhi u bhi a meri ankh men
KBHI U BHI A MERI ANKH MEN K MERI NZR KO KHABR NA HO, MUJHY......
- Saheli kya kbhi tum kisi bat pe
Saheli Kya kbhi tum kisi bat pe heran hui ho? Sardarni! Han.. Saheli Kon si......
- Kbhi rat bhr k jhagre chahton ki
kbhi rat bhr k jhagre, kbhi chahton ki baten, wohi ap he k qissey wohi......
- Ho k shrminda gunaahon se kbhi sar
~*~Ho k Shrminda Gunaahon Se, Kbhi Sar Jhuka To Sahi.!~*~ ~*~Wo Zaat Karegi Maaf Tuje,......
- Khuda ko pa kr kbhi kisi ny
Khuda ko pa kr kbhi kisi ny kuch naheen khoya aur Khuda ko kho kr......
- Hu cukha ab kisi ka wo kbhi
hu cukha ab kisi ka wo, kbhi meri zindagi tha wo, kon bhulata hay pheli......
- Kbhi tum b nazar aao subha
KBHI TUM B NAZAR AAO! Subha sy Sham Tak Hum ko, Bohat sy log milte......
- Nafrat na karna kbhi hum sy seh
Nafrat na karna kbhi hum sy seh na paegy.. Ek bar kehdena ab zarurat nhi......
- Daalon ga to aysa k kbhi na
Daalon Ga To Aysa Daalon Ga K, Kbhi Na Nikly Ga.. . . Tere Dil......
- Kbhi wo pas hota hai door hai
kbhi wo pas hota hai kbhi wo door hota hai.. kbhi palkay beechata hai kbhi......
- Kbhi b kamyabi ko dimagh mein aur
KbHi B KaMyaBi Ko DiMaGh MeiN AuR NaKaMi Ko DiL MeiN JaGa Na DeNa. KyuN......
- Kbhi ye dekhna chaho k tm kitnyamirho
Kbhi ye dekhna chaho k tm kitny”amir”ho to apni dolt ko mt ginna,apni aankhon se”chnd......
- Kbhi jab yaad ajaon tou ek muskan
Kbhi Jab Yaad Ajao’n Tou Ek Muskan Ka Sadqa Humary Nam Kr Dena Bs Ek......
- Aati hy kabhi kbhi chupke se
Aati hy Kabhi kbhi Chupke se Khamoshi se Raat Main Barsat Main Anjane Main Verane......
- Nafrat na karna kbhi humse hum seh
Nafrat Na Karna Kbhi Humse, Hum Seh Nahi Paenge, Bus Ek Bar Keh Dena Ke......
- Kbi abad krta tha kbhi brbad
Kbi abad krta tha kbhi brbad krta tha Sitm hr roz wo ik naya ijad......
- Main tumhe bhola don ye kbhi ho
Main tumhe bhola don ye kbhi ho nhi sakta:.....OR..Tum mujhe bhola do; ‘Aay beghairti main......
- Kbhi zindgi ki dua kerke roey
kbhi zindgi ki dua kerke roey……. kbhi zindgi se gilla kerke roey ajab he namaz......
- Kbhi unki bat krna mera zoq
Kbhi Unki Bat Krna†Mera Zoq Unki Chahat, Mera Shoq Un Pe Mrna†Kbhi Chalty......
- Pyar means 1pyara sa dil jo kbhi
Pyar means 1pyara sa dil jo kbhi nfrat nhi krta, 1smile jo fiki nhi pdti,......
- Kbhi aawaz dena tum na loat
KBHI AAWAZ DENA TUM… Na Loat Aaoon To Phr Kehna Kbi Jb Sham Ho Jaye......
- Kbhi arzo thi usy apnany ki chura
Kbhi Arzo Thi Usy Apnany Ki, Chura K Dunya Se Dil Main Basany Ki, Wo......
- Hayat k lumbe safar mai kbhi jo
hayat k lumbe safar mai kbhi jo tanha chalte chalte thak k kisi neem k......
- Hamesha dil me rehta hy kbhi goya
Hamesha Dil Me Rehta Hy, Kbhi Goya Nhi Jata, Jise Paya Nhi Jata, Usy Khoya......
- Kbhi jo ho guzar tera wafaon k
kbhi jo ho guzar tera wafaon k baghechy sy ‘wasi’ faqat wo phool chun lena......
- Wo gumaan sa qayaas kbhi door
Wo gumaan gumaan sa Qayaas sa kbhi door sa … kbhi paas sa kbhi chandni......
- Ye dukhon ki lambi mosafaten kbhi
Ye Dukhon Ki Lambi Mosafaten, Kbhi Nafraten Kbhi Chahaten, Kahin Kar Na De Humain Phir......
- Agr zindgi mein mjh pr kbhi aisa
Agr zindgi mein mjh pr kbhi aisa wqt aye k mere pas kch b na......
- Main tu na tha uska talabgar kbhi
main tu na tha uska talabgar kbhi bhi… _Saq¡_ kashish he us mein kuch aisi......
- Ye dil apko kbhi bhula nai skta
Ye dil apko kbhi bhula nai skta, Aisa kyon hy bta nai skta, Mushkil to......
- Naa kbhi ye chupayaa ky pyar kitnaa
Naa kbhi ye chupayaa ky pyar kitnaa hai, Naa kbhi ye jatayaa ky dard kitnaa......
- Chora na kbhi hm ne teri yaad
Chora na kbhi Hm ne teri Yaad ka Daman, Hr Din Her Raat teri Yad......
- Tumne kia na yaad kbhi bhool kr
Tumne kia na yaad kbhi bhool kr hamain.S Hum ne tmhari yaad mai sb kuch......
- Kbhi mehraban tha to kabhi anjaan tha
Kbhi mehraban tha to kabhi anjaan tha, Mera weham tha ya wo mera gumaan tha,......
- Choor jao gy humay ye kbhi socha
”choor jao gy humay ye kbhi socha na tha’ ” tumari judai mein hum jeain......
- Karo phir say koi wada kbhi na
Karo Phir Say Koi Wada, Kbhi Na Phir Bicharny Ka..!! Tumhein Kya Farq Parta Hai,......
- Tumhari muskrahat bhi ajeeb hai kbhi
Tumhari muskrahat bhi ajeeb hai kbhi is main khusi aur kabhi gham k rang jhlkty......
- Kbhi bhi kisi ko neechi nazar se
Kbhi Bhi Kisi Ko Neechi Nazar Se Mat Dekho Q K Tumhari Jo Hesiyat Hai......
- Tandur ki roti kbhi kachi nhi hoti
Tandur ki roti kbhi kachi nhi hoti, Arz kiya hai! . . Tandur Ki roti......
- Kisi apny ko kbhi se itna duur
Kisi Apny Ko Kbhi Apny Se Itna Duur Na Karna K Wo Duur Hi Ho......
- Kbhi shikayt na labon pe laingehum dosti
Kbhi shikayt na labon pe lainge hum dosti kuch is tarah nibhaenge koi tmhari burai......
- Milan rhta tha kbhi jhanwhan ab judaii
Milan Rhta Tha Kbhi Jhan,Whan Ab Judaii Rhti Hai. Fursat Mei Teri Yaddeein,Baki Waqt Mei......
- Hamesha sache doston ka hath kbhi mt
*Hamesha Sache ‘DOSTON’ Ka Hath Kbhi Mt Choro* Q k* *Wo Azmaish K Dino Mein......
- Chalta tha kbhi haath mera thaam kr
Chalta tha kbhi haath mera thaam kr jis pe Krta hy boht yad wo rasta......
- Yad aaey kbhi janaan tu sada dena
yad aaey kbhi janaan tu sada dena, meri mannd na jazboon ko sula dena…. main......
- Udda shamon ki ikiyon mein kbhi
Udda$ Shamon ki ‘$i$kiyon’ mein, Kbhi jo Mri ‘aawaz’ $Un’na, To beetay lamhon ko ‘Yaad’......
- Hoti hay tairay naam say wihshat kbhi
Hoti hay tairay naam say wihshat kbhi kbhi, Barham hoi hay yon bhi tabyet kbhi......
- Kisi apny ko kbhi se itna duur
Kisi Apny Ko Kbhi Apny Se Itna Duur Na Karna K Wo Duur Hi Ho......
- Kbhi youn bhi aa meri aankh mein
KBHI YOUN BHI AA MERI AANKH MEIN K MERI NAZAR KO BHI KHBAR NA HO......
- Aye mohbbt kbhi zikr e judaai mat krna
Aye mohbbt Kbhi Zikr-e-Judaai mat krna Bharose ki kbhi Ruswaai mat krna Agar dil me......
- Kash wo kbhi palko pe sajaye mujhe
Kash wo kbhi palko pe sajaye mujhe, Rotho kbhi me to wo manaye mujhe, Dil......
- Kbhi nadan krti he heran mujhe
Kbhi Nadan Krti He Kbhi Heran Krti He MUJHE MALOM HAI SHAYD Boht Nuksan Krti......
- Kbhi to milo pehli mulaqat ki tarah
Kbhi To Milo Pehli Mulaqat Ki Tarah, Masroof Hi Rehte Ho Kyun Halaat Ki Tarah,......
- Kbhi aawaz dena tum na loat aaoon
KBHI AAWAZ DENA TUM… Na Loat Aaoon To Phr Kehna Kbi Jb Sham Ho Jaye......
- Hamare seenay me kbhi jhank k dekho
hamare seenay me kbhi jhank k dekho to sahi ……. kitne afsurda hain ham auron......
- Mafhum e hadees nabi rehmat ne kbhi
Mafhum e Hadees: ‘Nabi e Rehmat ne kbhi kisi khane man aib nhi nikala, pasand......
- Mere ishq ko nidhal kr kbhi hijr
Mere Ishq ko nidhal kr Kbhi hijr ko bhi wisal kr Meri ankh ko beenai......
- Sachi chaht kbhi adhoori nhi hoti
Sachi chaht kbhi adhoori nhi hoti, Har hasrat kbhi poori nhi hoti, jin k dil......
- Kbhi peghaam e ulfatkbhi mujh se badgumani
Kbhi peghaam e ulfat,kbhi mujh se badgumani,, dear S teri ye bhi meharbani,teri wo bhi......
- Kbhi aansu sajdy hath0n ka uth jana
KbhI Aansu, KbhI Sajdy, KbhI hath0n ka uth jana_, Muhabbat meIn h0 nakamI t0 RAB......
- Allah kare hm na kbhi hosh main
Allah Kare Hm Na Kbhi Hosh Main Aayeen. Be’khud Yu0n He Rakhein Gi Hameen Sh0kh......
- Kbhi na hathon se hath choote khayal
Kbhi Na Hathon Se Hath Choote KhayaL Rakhna! Kabhi Na Chahat Ka Maan Toote KhayaL......
- Itne gehere naate kbhi tode nhi jate
Itne Gehere Naate Kbhi Tode Nhi Jate, Beech Raah Me Humsafar Bhi Chhode Nhi Jate,......
- Dosti humari aap kbhi bhulana nahi humse
Dosti humari aap kbhi bhulana nahi, Humse kabhi bhi apna koi gam chupana nahi, Har......
- Kbhi parhe meri zarorat to awaz dedena
Kbhi Parhe Meri ZARORAT To Awaz Dedena, YAAD Ane Lage Meri SURAT To Awaz Dedena,......
- Ghazal kahun kbhi sada sa khat likhon
Ghazal Kahun Kbhi Sada Sa Khat Likhon Us Ko, Udas Dil K Lie Mashgaly Talash......
- Kbhi pooch kr dekh mujhse apni yadoon
Kbhi Pooch Kr Dekh Mujhse Apni Yadoon Ka Aalam GURIYA Saari Saari Raat Sitaroon Se......
- Suppose apko kbhi mjhse 2 baten manwane
Suppose apko kbhi mjhse 2 baten manwane ka moqa mile to ap knsi 2 baten......
- Kbhi ulfat bhara lehja utra hua chehra
Kbhi Ulfat Bhara Lehja Kbhi Utra Hua Chehra, Samajh Mein Kuch Nahi Aata Bata MERA......
- Rulakr hnsaya kbhito kbhi hnsakr rula diya
Rulakr Hnsaya Kbhi,To Kbhi Hnsakr Rula Diya. Mithi Yaadeein Dii Kbhi,To Kbhi Aansuoo’n Ka Tohfa......
- Kabhi phul kbhi khooshboo bahaar likhun bata
Kabhi Phul Kbhi Khooshboo Kabhi Bahaar Likhun Bata Teri Kis Kis Ada Ko Aakhir Aey......
- Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti,
Wife: Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay, Main aap ko save karti, Husband: Jaan-e-man, kaash tum......
- Mid night wife 2 her police inspect0rhusbandaji
Mid Night Wife 2 her (Police Inspect0r)husband:aJi Uthiay, Ghar Me Ch0r aA Gaye hYn. Husband:......
- Wife i will die husband i also wife why
Wife:-I will die. Husband:- I will also die. Wife:-why will you die? Husband:-because main itni......
- Dear boys if u think ur
Dear Boys If U think ur dad, mom, teacher, boss are strict and harsh with......
- Wife wherever we keep d money
Wife: Wherever We Keep D Money, Our Son Steals It. I Don’t Know What To......
- Wife do you want dinner husband
Wife : Do you want dinner? Husband : Sure, what are my choices? Wife :......
- Onelinerz when i met my
Onelinerz: + When I Met My Wife I Knew She Was ‘Miss Right.!’ I Didnt......
- 1 aurat ka husband gum ho gaya
1 Aurat ka husband gum ho gaya Wo apni paronsan k sath report darj karwane......
- Wife kyu ji jab b me aapke
WIFE-Kyu Ji, Jab B Me Aapke Pas Aati Hu To Aap Chasma Pahen Lete Ho?......
- Man was complaining 2 a frnd id
Man Was Complaining 2 A Frnd I’d It All Money, A Beautiful House, A Big......
- A true thought one who doesnt
“A TRUE THOUGHT” “One Who Doesnt Love A Girl Before His Marriage Can Never Love......
- The husband is the head of family
The Husband is the Head of the Family, But Wife is the Neck of the......
- 1 aurat 2sri sy mujhy apny shohr
1 aurat 2sri sy, Mujhy apny shohr pe shak hy,wo kisi larki sy milta hy.......
- Woman buys a new sim card
Woman Buys A New Sim Card Puts It In Her Phone And Decides To Surprise......
- Husbandu will never succeed in making that
Husband:u will never succeed in making that dog obey u! Wife:Nonsense it?s only a matter......
- Friendship among women a woman didnt
?Friendship Among Women? A woman didn?t come home @ night. The next day she told......
- Aik bv ne apny naraz shohar ko
Aik Bv ne apny Naraz Shohar ko msg Bheja (pora parhna) Zara jo door jaty......
- Ek rat husband ny wife se pani
Ek rat husband ny wife se pani manga or so gaya Bivi sari raat khari......
- Wife hints to husband for a new
Wife hints to husband for a new car saying, “Dear, buy me something that goes......
- Shohr maalum hota he k daraaz me
Shohr: maalum hota he k daraaz me koi khane ki chiz he.? Bivi: Aap ne......
- Shohar begumtum ne aj ka akhbar parhaaj
Shohar: Begum!Tum ne aj ka akhbar parha?aj tak hmaray mulak ka nazam na sudhar saka,kuch......
- Modern definition of wife someone wholl
Modern Definition of ”WIFE” someone who’ll stand by you though all the troubles which you......
- Wife suno ji is haftey hum roz
Wife: Suno ji, Is Haftey Hum Roz Cinema Dekhne Jaayenge. Uske Agle Hafte hum Roz......
- Million copies of a new book sold
MILLION COPIES OF A NEW BOOK SOLD IN JUST TWO DAYS DUE TO TYPING ERROR......
- If columbus had been married he would
If Columbus had been married he would have never discovered America cuz – 1-Where are......
- Chintu papa whats the difference between mothers
Chintu: Papa What’s the Difference Between Mother’s Tears & Wife’s Tears? Father: Mother’s tears Affect......
- 1st friend my wife converted me to
1st Friend: My wife converted me to religion. 2nd Friend: Really? 1st Friend: Yes. Until......
- Wife wo samay jo admi drink ker
Wife: Wo samay jo admi drink ker raha hai, usko main nay 10 saal pehlay......
- Aik dolatmand admi shadeed bimaar tha jab
Aik Dolatmand Admi Shadeed Bimaar Tha, Jab Is K Akhiri Lamhaat Kareeb Aye To Doctorz......
- Husband shall v try a different psitin 2nite
HUSBAND-Shall v Try A Different P?siti?n 2Nite? WiFE-Xcellent Idea, U Stand At Da SINK &......
- Bivi shohar semunna itni dair se ro
Bivi shohar se?munna itni dair se ro raha hai magar tumhain fursat nahi kae isay......
- Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana
Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana rakha hai, Main ne nazron ki tarhan sir......
- Judge how can you prove were not
Judge: How can you prove you were not speeding your car? Man: Sir, I was......
- Man on his death bed confesses 2
Man On His Death Bed Confesses 2 His Wife-I Had An Affair With Ur Sister,......
- Difference between husband gadha anshusband
Difference between Husband & gadha. Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai, but Gadha itna bhi gadha......
- Husband wife mein larai hoi ghar se
Husband wife mein larai hoi, Husband ghar se chala gaya, Husb:Rat ko phone pay,â€Khanay mein......
- Sardar ki wife inspecter se mera husband
Sardar ki wife inspecter se! Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo lene gaya tha abhi......
- Interviewer to millionaire to whom do you
Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?†Millionaire: “I......
- Girlfrnd chaand kitney hotay hai boyfrnd2
Girlfrnd: Chaand kitney hotay hai Boyfrnd:2 1 Tum or 1 wo Ooper After Marriage WIFE:......
- Husbandu will never succeed in making that
Husband:u will never succeed in making that dog obey u! Wife:Nonsense its only a matter......
- Keep one photo of ur wife in
Keep one photo of ur wife in ur pocket, when you are in a tension,......
- Pni shaadi me zayaada deri mat karna
pni shaadi me zayaada deri mat karna, dil tumhari saheli par aa jaye to mat......
- Nobody teaches volcanoes to erupt tsunamis devastate
Nobody teaches Volcanoes to erupt, Tsunamis to devastate, Hurricanes to sway around & no one......
- From her death bed the wife called
From her death bed the wife called her husband.. WIFE: One month after I die,......
- Biwi aaj ap office se itni
Biwi : aaj ap office se itni jaldi kaise aa gae ? Shohar : achanak......
- T r u t h women
T r u t h Women always worry about the things that …Men Forget… Men......
- Shohar ye lo sara din riksha chlaya
Shohar: Ye lo Sara din riksha chlaya, 500 kamaya or 350 ka tail dalwaya Wife:......
- Husband khana tyar hy bv thori
Husband: khana tyar hy? Bv: thori dair hy. H: Ok Men bahr sy kha leta......
- Thappar maarnay par naraz wife se husband
Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife se Husband bola: “Aadmi ushi ko marta hai jis se......
- Wifebht pyar se suniye aaj meri salgirah
Wife:Bht pyar se ‘Suniye! aaj meri salgirah ha, Mujhe koi Mehngi Cheez Le K Dain......
- 1 police man sb mujh se darty
1) POLICE MAN: sb Mujh se darty hyn or me bivi se, 2) MOCHI: me......
- Agr aadhi raat ko shoher ka dil
Agr Aadhi Raat Ko Shoher Ka Dil Kry Or ßv Ka Mood Na Ho To......
- Wife main bazar ja rahi hoon mujhe
Wife: ‘Main bazar ja rahi hoon, mujhe 50 Rupay ki zaroorrat hai!’ Husband (ghusay se):......
- Wife janu kash aap message hotay main
Wife: Janu! Kash aap message hotay, main ap ko save karti, jab chahe parhti Husband:......
- Rukhsti ke waqt dulhe ka mobile baja
RUKHSTI ke waqt Dulhe ka mobile baja Or Dulhan ne usy boht mara Q k,......
- Aadmi dost se yar aisi bv ko
Aadmi Dost se: ‘Yar aisi Bv ko kya kahenge jo Khubsurat ho, Samajhdar ho, Baat......
- Husband ek kiss le lu wife no
Husband-ek kiss le lu..? Wife- No. Husband- Jewlry la dunga. Wife- No.. Husband- Car de......
- Wife dekho wo aadmi mujhay ghoor k
Wife: Dekho Wo Aadmi mujhay Ghoor Ghoor K Dekh Raha Hai. Husband: Array Janay Do,......
- 1 admi zor se dua mang rha
1 Admi Zor Zor Se Dua Mang Rha Tha ‘Ya Allah! Mujhy Chupkali Bana De’.......
- Wife ki dua ya allah pak mere
‘Wife Ki dua’ Ya Allah pak mere husband ko buhat sari dolat de shohrat de......
- Friend kya wife se larai khatm hui
Friend: kya wife se larai khatm hui ?? Husband: Han Ghutne taik k mere pas......
- Admi hotel manager se jaldi chalo meri
Admi Hotel Manager se: Jaldi chalo Meri BV khirki se kood kr Jaan dena Chahti......
- 1st frend tv or bivi me kiya
1st frend! TV or Bivi me kiya frq he? 2nd frend! TV ko dekhna perta......
- Husband wife se ye kya
Husband Wife Se : Ye Kya Begam Tum Ek Ur Suit Le Ayee? =O Abhi......
- A happy husband comes home from friday
A Happy Husband Comes Home from Friday Prayers.. He Greets His Wife & Lifts Her......
- Wife chalo na aaj bahar chalte hain
Wife: Chalo na aaj bahar chalte hain aur driving main karongi Husband: Ohooo ! Matlab......
- Question pyaar kr k shadi krni
Question: Pyaar Kr K Shadi Krni Chahiye Ya Shadi Kr K Pyaar? ? Answer: Shadi......
- Husband aaj bahar khana khayenge wife kyun
Husband: Aaj bahar khana khayenge. Wife: Kyun meray khanay se bore ho gaye? Husband: Naheen,......
- Bewi batao wo kon si cheez hay
Bewi: Batao Wo Kon si Cheez Hay Jo Tum Rozana Dekh To Saktay Ho Magar......
- Wife aj hmari shadi ki salgirah hy
Wife Aj hmari shadi ki salgirah hy Hmen kia krna chaiye Husband: Aao Aaj ham......
- Bahu ye abhi tak nahi aye maaji
Bahu: ye abhi tak nahi aye, maaji kahin ye kisi larki k saath…….. Saas: arey......
- Har mard ki zindgi me 3 dolls
Har Mard Ki Zindgi me ..3 Dolls.. Aati Hain 1 Us Ki Beti ..Baby Doll........
- Girlfrnd chand kitny hoty hain boy 2
Girlfrnd: chand kitny hoty hain? Boy: 2 ek tum or ek oper After marriag Wife:......
- Wife kitchen mein sy knife to lana
Wife: Kitchen mein sy knife to lana Hsbnd: Yahan to koi Knife nahi hai Wife:......
- Bv dear tum mujhe ktna pyar krte
Bv: Dear Tum Mujhe Ktna Pyar Krte Ho? Shohar: Mai TmSe Itna Pyar Krta Hoon......
- Wife husband say aji sontay ho
Wife husband say : aji sontay ho main aaj kal bohat kubsort hoti ja rahi......
- Larki ki aadhi zindagi husband ki talash
Larki ki Aadhi Zindagi Husband Ki Talash main, Aur Baqi Zindagi Husband ki Talashi Layne......
- A woman was kidnapped the kidnapper
A woman was kidnapped. The kidnapper sent a piece of her finger 2 her husband......
- 1 admi ki aik tang haddi toot
1 Admi ki aik tang ki haddi toot gayi Hospital gya to waha dOsrey admi......
- Biwi ne apne husband ko letter likha
Biwi ne apne husband ko letter likha pr full-stop nhi lagaye! Jab yaad aya to......
- A man to his friend my wife
A Man To His Friend: My Wife Died Yesterday.!! I m Trying To Cry But......
- Managment lesson apni bv ko 100 income
Managment Lesson apni BV ko apni 100% Income danay sy apko 10% sukun milta hai.......
- Biwi meri sharfat dekho mein ne tumhein
Biwi: meri sharfat dekho mein ne tumhein baghair dekhe shadi ki . Shohar: Aur meri......
- First guy proudly my wifes an
First Guy (proudly): ‘My wife’s an angel!’ Second Guy: ‘You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.’...
- Wife is like a tv girlfriend mobile
Wife is like a TV Girlfriend is like a MOBILE At home u watch TV......
- Wife ap muj se kitna pyar krte
Wife: ap muj se kitna pyar krte hai? Husbad: Mai tm se itna piyar karta......
- Hsbnd apni wife se kia tum
Hsbnd Apni Wife Se: Kia Tum Kahin Ja Rahi Ho ? Wife_Haan Khudkushi Karne Ja......
- Wifemain marne ja rahi hu husbandye
Wife_Main Marne ja rahi hu. Husband_Ye lo Dairy Milk. Wife_Q? Husband_Khushi k moqay pe kuch......
- Compromising does not mean you are wrong
Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right. It only means......
- Dunya k 2 inthai muskil kaam1 apna
Dunya k 2 inthai muskil kaam,1) Apna idea kisi aur k zehen mai fit karna.2)......
- Bv janu jadon tusi mera ghunghat chukya
B,v janu jadon tusi mera ghunghat chukya c pehli vari menu vekhya te ki mehsus......
- Doctor aap ki dimaaghi beemari ka
Doctor : Aap ki dimaaghi beemari ka kya haal hy ? Mareez: Theek hy aaj......
- Wife im not feeling good husband its
Wife: Im not feeling good. Husband: It’s too bad. I was thinking to go for......
- Ek admi apni biwi ko dafna kar
Ek admi apni biwi ko dafna kar ghar aya to ASMAN per bijli karakne lagi......
- Mom to childrens jo meri hr bat
Mom to Childrens:: Jo meri hr bat mane ga aur mere Aage bilkul nhi bolega......