Husband:Jan De Do Bohat Mood Ho Raha He.

Wife:Nahi Aaj Nahi.

Husband:Aajao Na Please.

Wife:Kaha Na Nahi.

Child: Papa Muth Mar Kay So Jao Shor Na Karo Subha School Bhi Jana He, Aur Mujhe Aik Alag Ghar Le Kar De Do Yeh Roz Roz Ki Maa-Chudai Mujh Se Bardasht Nahi Hoti.