Height of Misunderstanding

Biwi Ghusay me:

Mera Jeena Haram H0 gaya hai. Main Yeh Ghar chor k Ja rahi hun’

Husband:

‘Jan Choro! Khuda k wastay’.

Biwi wapas atay huay:

‘1 To ap ki Adat Boht Buri hai.

Hamesha Jaan keh k aur Khuda K wastey De k rok letey hain…