Biwi 1 din apny Naabina shoher sy;KasH tumari Aankhen hoti to tm mery Husn ko dekhty,.,
HUSB;Ager tum Khubsurt hoti to kya Aankho waly tume mere liye chorty…
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- What is biwi ansjo tok kar
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- Biwi shohar se tum shadi ke bad
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- Wo kia cheez hay jo biwi apnay
Wo kia cheez hay Jo biwi apnay husband ko sari umar nahi deti Bar bar......
- Biwi aaj ap office se itni
Biwi : aaj ap office se itni jaldi kaise aa gae ? Shohar : achanak......
- Biwi wo hoti hai jo shaadi
Biwi wo hoti hai jo Shaadi k baad apne Shohar ki sari aadaton ko badal......
- Biwi aap apne best friend ki bv
Biwi: Aap apne Best Friend ki BV k janaze pe nahi gaye? Husband: kis moo......
- Biwi husband se yeh apki shirt par
Biwi Husband Se, Yeh Apki Shirt Par Lipstick Ka Nishan Kaha Se Aaya? Husband: Men......
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Ek admi shadi ke bad apni biwi se bola: Aj se tum he meri kaainat......
- Aik professor ne apni biwi se kaha
Aik professor ne apni Biwi se kaha ,dekho tum har waqt mujh per ghaib damaaghi......
- Biwi ko thaper mar k shohr bola
Biwi ko Thaper Mar k Shohr Bola, ‘Admi Usy Hi Marta He,Jise Pyar Krta He’......
- Biwi kyun na hum apni shadi ki
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- Biwi ko thapar mar k husband bola
Biwi ko Thapar mar k husband bola ‘Aadmi usy hi marta hai jise pyar karta......
- Sex k doraan biwi ko shak huwa
Sex k doraan biwi ko shak huwa k bacha jaag raha hay Biwi ne bola......
- Aik admi apni biwi ki qabr per
Aik Admi Apni Biwi ki Qabr per behta Ro raha tha aur Qabr ko Pankhey......
- Height of misunderstanding biwi ghusay me
Height of Misunderstanding Biwi Ghusay me: Mera Jeena Haram H0 gaya hai. Main Yeh Ghar......
- Ek admi apni biwi ko dafna kar
Ek admi apni biwi ko dafna kar ghar aya to ASMAN per bijli karakne lagi......
- Aadmi apni biwi se begam dekho aaj
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- Husband suhag raat k baad biwi se
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- Husbnd biwi se phone parkya pkaya hai
Husbnd biwi se phone par:’Kya pkaya hai aj khaney main?’ Biwi(gussey se):’Zeher’ Husband:kha kar so......
- Railway stati0n py sh0har biwi k0 leny
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- Biwi kitchen se boli sunte ho main
Biwi kitchen se boli: Sunte ho Main Din Ba Din khubsurat Hoti Ja Rahi hun......
- Biwi ne apne husband ko letter likha
Biwi ne apne husband ko letter likha pr full-stop nhi lagaye! Jab yaad aya to......
- Aik bv ne apny naraz shohar ko
Aik Bv ne apny Naraz Shohar ko msg Bheja (pora parhna) Zara jo door jaty......
- Ek dost apny friend say yar
Ek dost apny friend say: Yar suna hai tum apni bivi k sath bartan dhoty......
- Biwi sunienshakeela k husband usse bohot pyar
Biwi: Sunien,shakeela k husband usse bohot pyar karte hain,Subha pyar,Shaam pyar,Tum itna pyar kab karo......
- Biwi meri sharfat dekho mein ne tumhein
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- 1 aurat 2sri sy mujhy apny shohr
1 aurat 2sri sy, Mujhy apny shohr pe shak hy,wo kisi larki sy milta hy.......
- 1 aurat 2sri sy mujhy apny shohr
1 aurat 2sri sy, Mujhy apny shohr pe shak hy,wo kisi larki sy milta hy.......
- Yar meri biwi
Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai. Friend : Acha wo kaise?......
- SARDAR: (biwi se)
SARDAR: (biwi se) Koi aisi baat kaho mujhse ke mere pair zameen par na rahe.......
- Allah ke nam pe koi ek biwi
Allah Ke Nam Pe Koi Ek Biwi De De Doosre Ki Nahi To Apni Hi......
- Us ki biwi ky hum kya tareef
Us ki biwi ky hum kya tareef karte Faraz Kale thai us ke gal aur......
- A ki biwi b b bhabhi c
“A†ki Biwi “Bâ€, “B†ki Bhabhi “Câ€, “C†ki beti “Vâ€, “V†ka dada......
- ardar : 1 biwi aur 3 bacche…
Sardar to girlfriend : Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana kar rahe......
- Pathan ki biwi k sabar es se
PathAn ki BiWi k sAbAr ki Es sE bAri or kyA MisaAL hai “GALib”,,, .......
- Ameer ki biwi or ghareeb mai kia
Ameer ki biwi or ghareeb ki biwi mai kia farq hota hai? Ameer ki biwi......
- Biwi shohar se aaj ap daftar se
Biwi shohar se: aaj ap daftar se jaldi kese aa gae? Shohr: achanak mere boss......
- 1st sardaryaar tum nay apni biwi ko
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- Ek biwi sote hue jor se chillai
Ek Biwi Sote Hue Jor Se Chillai Jaldi Utho Mera Shohar Aaya Hai Pathan Utha......
- Boti we tu dyl na dyde biwi
boti we tu dyl na dyde biwi no kidhe dil na dyde saari umer ronda......
- Biwi pakistan gai hai gher ke
Biwi Pakistan Gai Hai Gher Ke Kamon Se Ghabra Ker Apni Job Se Aajiz Aa......
- Ek raat pathan ki biwi ne ka
ek raat pathan ki biwi ne raat ka khana bahir road pe laga dia PATHAN......
- Eid par biwi ki shoping se bachne
Eid par Biwi ki shoping se Bachne ka tariqa. ke pas bhi nahi tha....
- Sardar aba g ma apni biwi nu
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- shaikh ki biwi bas b karo
*. .Shaikh ki BIWI: Bas b Karo Ye tea bag 18 Dafa Use Kr Liya......
- Memon ki biwi bas b karo
MEMON ki BIWI: Bas b Karo Ye tea bag 18 Martba Use Kr Liya Ab......
- A ki biwi b bhabhi c beti
A ki biwi B B ki bhabhi C C ki beti V V ke dada......
- Shaikh ki biwi bas b karo ye
Shaikh ki BIWI: Bas b Karo Ye tea bag 18 Dafa Use Kr Liya Ab......
- Biwi neend me zor say chillai
Biwi neend me zor say chillai ‘jldi utho mera shohar agaya’ LALA,Pathan utha or khirki......
- Pathan ki biwi ajj hum ne aisa
Pathan ki biwi: ajj hum ne aisa khana pakaya hai k tum khush ho jayega!!......
- Sardar office ja rha tha biwi
SARDAR: Office Ja Rha Tha. Biwi Pyar Se Boli: ‘See U In The Evening.’ SARDAR......
- teri biwi ko kaat raha hai.
Banta :- dekh Santa ek Saanp (Snake) teri biwi ko kaat raha hai. Santa :-......
- App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai?
Doctor : App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai? Sardar :......
- Aik admi apni biwi ko dafna kay
Aik admi apni biwi ko dafna kay ghar ja raha tha, k achanak bijli chamki,......
- Biwi ko apni palkon pe bitha lo
Biwi ko apni palkon pe bitha lo, De k khushi us k sary gham chura......
- Sardar ki beti hoi biwi suno ji
Sardar ki Beti hoi. Biwi: suno ji jb ye bari hogi tou Larke ise tung......
- Sardar mai ne apni biwi ko matric
Sardar: mai ne apni biwi ko matric kerwaya inter kerwya, M.sc kerwaya phir P.H.D kerwaya.......
- Sikh kal koi meri biwi k saath
Sikh: kal koi meri biwi k saath zabardasti kargya aur Rs 20000 v le gya......
- Ek did hamne kaha apani biwi se
Ek Did Hamne Kaha Apani Biwi Se, Chalo Aaj Khana Bahar Khate Hain, Biwi Ne......
- Meri biwi ne wada kiya hai hum
Meri Biwi Ne Wada Kiya Hai Hum Khawb Mein Ayege Magar Nind Hi Aati Nahi......
- Andhe ki biwi ko langdelame ne kiss
Andhe Ki Biwi Ko Langde(Lame) Ne Kiss Kiya Aur Goonge(Dumb) Ne Dekh Liya Ab Goonga......
- Biwi ke karchoon ne kabhi chen se
Biwi Ke Karchoon Ne Kabhi Chen Se Rehney Na Diya Humney Bhi Apney Sab Armaano......
- Ek din shayar apni biwi se bola
Ek Din Shayar Apni Biwi Se Bola, Ea Janesanam Hata Lo Apni Enn Julfon Ko,......
- 1 admi apni biwi ko dafna k
1 admi apni biwi ko dafna k ghar aya to ASMAN per bijli karakne lagi......
- Pathan ne biwi ka sadqa utara
PATHAN ne Biwi ka sadqa utara 15 ka aur us mein 85 dal k card......
- Ek kavi shaadi ke baad biwi se
Ek kavi shaadi ke baad biwi se bola: Aaj se tum hi meri kavita ho,kalpana......
- 1 aadmi apni biwi se jaan kya
1 Aadmi Apni Biwi Se: Jaan Kya Tumhara Dil Kabhi Chahta Hai K Tum Mard......
- Admi sir meri biwi gum hogai he
ADMI: sir meri biwi gum hogai he postmaster: bhai ye post office hy tum police......
- sardar ki biwi maikay ja rahi
*. .Sardar ki biwi Maikay Ja Rahi thi. Sardar packing krte Hue Sochta hy: ‘Kitni......
- pathan ghar aya to dekha biwi
*. .Pathan Ghar Aya To Dekha Biwi KaprOn k bagair Leti Hui Hai, Paseena Nikal......
- Sardar aj ghar jate hi biwi ki
Sardar: Aj Ghar jate hi Biwi ki Chaddi utarunga Dost: Aj Bare mood me ho?......
- Biwi kal jis faqeer ko khana diya
Biwi: Kal jis faqeer ko khana diya tha wo bara bat-tamiz nikla. Shohar: Kyun? Biwi:......
- Biwi suno ji ek hafta hogaya aap
Biwi: Suno ji, Ek Hafta hogaya, aap sex kyon nahi kartey? . Husband: Darling! Tumhari......
- Baniye ki biwi beemar thi light
Baniye ki biwi beemar thi: Light na hone ki wajah se baniye ne candle jaladi......
- Sardar kal koi meri biwi k purse
Sardar: Kal koi meri biwi k purse se 2000 lay gya, Pathan: Jhot bolti hai......
- Shohar 0r biwi mein talak ho gai
Shohar 0r BIWI mein talak ho gai. BIWI ne Juj se kaha: Maine Bachay ko......
- Biwi maine khwab me lun ka hafta
Biwi: Maine khwab me LUN ka Hafta Bazar dekha,her Trah k Lun thy, Lambe, Motay,......
- Ek pathan ne biwi ki mohabbat mein
Ek pathan ne biwi ki Mohabbat mein Naswar chhor di …!!! Teesre din dimagh kharab......
- Pathan ne apni biwi ko shaadi ki
Pathan ne apni Biwi ko Shaadi ki raat hi QATAL krdia.. Q k Biwi ki......
- Sher ki biwi ko geedar ne chod
Sher ki Biwi ko Geedar ne Chod dya,Sher ne elan kia k jisne ye harkat......
- 1 hakla suhaag raat ko biwi sey
1 Hakla Suhaag Raat Ko BIWI Sey: Jaan, Mein Tujhey Ch. Chu.. Chuu.. Chuuu… BIWI......
- Pathan ki biwi pyar se boli
Pathan ki biwi pyar se boli : Aap hazaron main aik ho. Pathan ne moo......
- 1 sardar kangal ho gya apni biwi
1 Sardar kangal ho gya Apni biwi se bola. Bachon ko un ki nani k......
- Pathan apni biwi ko i love u
Pathan apni biwi ko ‘I Love U’ kehta or gir jata ‘I love u’ kehta......
- Aik sharif aadmi ko kia chahiye biwi
Aik Sharif Aadmi ko kia chahiye, Aik Biwi jo piyar de, Aik Biwi jo acha......
- Wo jis ne apny na ka wada
Wo jis ne apny Na Na ka wada wafa kar dia Ghar ka ghar supard-e-KHUDA......
- Aaj sms ka birthday hai apny
Aaj SmS Ka Birthday hai,, Apny inbox ka sub se khobsorat SMS bejo,, Ye sms......
- Wo jis ne apny na ka wada
Wo jis ne apny Na Na ka wada wafa kar dia Ghar ka ghar supard-e-KHUDA......
- First ghzl ye thi bqi sb apny
First ghzl ye thi bqi sb apny sy bnai hui hen.mai ne ap ko msg......
- Here is a game ap apny
Here is a game! Ap apny kisi married relative ka naam btaen Srf male ka......
- Aaj tk woh nawazta hi rha apny
AAj Tk Woh Nawazta Hi Rha Apny Lutf O Karm Sy Mujhy. 1 Bar Kha......
- Anniversary k moqa pr pathan apni biwi
Anniversary k moqa pr PATHAN apni biwi k liay gulab ka phool le kr aya.......
- Allah bechae mazoor biwi sa purana
allah bechae! mazoor biwi sa purana TV sa dubai ka sheikh sa naee ke shave......
- Biwi gul khan jaldi bahir aao zalzala
Biwi: Gul khan jaldi bahir aao zalzala aaya hai. . . . Gul khaN: Usay......
- Sardar ki biwi report karti hai mera
Sardar ki biwi report karti hai. Mera husband aik hafta pehle potato lene gaye thay......
- Batao wife biwi aur patni main kya
Batao WIFE, BIWI aur PATNI main kya farak hota hai? ? ? ? ? Socho......
- Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar
Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke, Ghar ja raha tha ke achanak......
- 1 admi apni biwi k sath apna
1 Admi apni biwi k sath apna scoter dho raha hota hai. Us k totly......
- Padosi se kaha main nemeri biwi ko
padosi se kaha main ne,meri biwi ko mat ghooro tumhari bhi bhali changi hai,us ko......
- Apni biwi ki taarif mein kaha ek
Apni Biwi Ki Taarif Mein Kaha Ek Shakhs Nay Dil Se Unke Mautarif Hun, Zubaani......
- Ek admi sadhu se bola meri biwi
Ek Admi Sadhu Se Bola, Meri Biwi Bahut Pareshan Karti Hai, Koi Upay Batao. Sadhu......
- Humko biwi ne dandoon se mara peeth
Humko Biwi Ne Dandoon Se Mara Peeth Pe Nishani Maar Ki Fod Dala‚Â Sir Humara‚Â ......
- Ek aadmi apni khoobsurat biwi ke saath
Ek Aadmi Apni Khoobsurat Biwi Ke Saath Car Me Baitha, Driver Ne Shisha Set Kiya,......
- Kanjoos ki biwi bimaar thi light gayi
Kanjoos Ki Biwi Bimaar Thi Light Gayi To Candle Jala Dee Aur Bola Doctor Lene......
- Pati kesi biwi hai jo zulm kiya
Pati ..Kesi Biwi Hai Jo Zulm Kiya Karti Hai, Har Pal Patti Ka Khun Piya......
- Biwi mere khyal me humari beti se
Biwi: Mere Khyal me Humari Beti se kisi ko mhbt ho gayi hai, Husband: Tum......
- Biwi ne bade pyarse patike gale me
Biwi ne bade pyarse patike gale me baahein daali aur pucha: kaisa lag raha hai......
- Doctor aap bilkul meri teesri biwi ki
Doctor: aap bilkul meri teesri biwi ki tarha lag rahi hain.. Larki: oh really! aap......
- Pathan apne biwi k saath ja raha
Pathan Apne biwi k Saath Ja Raha Tha: 1 Larkay Ne Aankh Maari. Pathan: Tujhe......
- Pathan apne biwi k saath ja raha
Pathan Apne biwi k Saath Ja Raha Tha: 1 Larkay Ne Aankh Maari. Pathan: Tujhe......
- Sardarmari biwi itna mazq karti hai k
Sardar;mari biwi itna mazq karti hai k kya bataon. Dost; kya mazq karti hai. Sardar;......
- Pathan apne biwi k saath ja raha
Pathan Apne biwi k Saath Ja Raha Tha: 1 Larkay Ne Aankh Maari. Pathan: Tujhe......
- Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar
Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke, Ghar ja raha tha ke achanak......
- Shadi ki raat shaikh apni biwi k
shadi ki raat shaikh apni biwi k liye gulab ka phool le kar aaya Biwi:Mujhe......
- 1 pathan ne apni honay wali biwi
1 Pathan ne apni honay wali biwi se kaha :Tumhe engagment pr kya doun Larki......
- Doctor aapki biwi sirf 5 ghante ki
Doctor -aapki Biwi sirf 5 ghante ki mehmaan hai Husband – koi baat ni Doctor......
- Pathan apne dost se hamara biwi hum
Pathan apne dost se Hamara biwi hum ko Chor k chala gya, Dost tum us......
- Pathan ki biwi maleria se kanp tahi
pathan ki biwi maleria se kanp tahi thi. doctor…. kia huwa ise? pathan.. bemaro ka......
- Biwi aaj main brazer badal rahi
Biwi : Aaj main brazer badal rahi thi to aik lardka mujhay daikh raha tha.......
- Aadmi apni biwi se begam dekho aaj
Aadmi Apni Biwi Se: Begam Dekho Aaj Main Tumhare Liye Kelay, Kheeray, Gaajar Aur Mooli......
- Ek aadmi apni khoobsurat biwi ke saath
Ek aadmi apni khoobsurat biwi ke saath Car me baitha, Driver ne shesha set kiya,......
- Santa main ghar jaate hi biwi ki
Santa: Main ghar jaate hi biwi ki panty utar dunga. Banta: Yaar tu to bahut......
- Wifesame wale ghr mein miyan biwi k
wife:same wale ghr mein miyan biwi k beech kuch fight chal rhi hai ap 1......
- Aurat agar beti hai to rehmat biwi
AURAT* Agar Beti hai to Rehmat, Agar Biwi hai to Shohar k Nisf Iman ki......
- Santameri biwi itna mazak karti hai ke
Santa:Meri Biwi Itna Mazak karti hai ke kya batau? Banta:Kaise? Santa:Kal maine Uski Ankhon par......
- Sardar ki biwi main kapray nichor k
Sardar ki Biwi: ‘Main Kapray Nichor Nichor k thak Gai hun Tm mujhe ek Spinner......
- Pathan ne apne biwi se bola isra
Pathan ne apne biwi se bola isra hospital main buhat achi larkiyan hn, Ek ne......
- Kisi ko kisimuamilymei apny sy km
Kisi Ko Kisi”Muamily”Mei Apny Sy Km Smjty Huay Uski insult Mt Kro Q-K in Real......
- Jab tak apny ayeb door na kr
Jab tak Apny Ayeb Door Na kr Lo Doosry ki Ayeb-joi Na kro” Jis kisi......
- Jb kbi hm bachy hoty thy apny
Jb Kbi Hm Bachy Hoty Thy! Apny Group K Leader Hoty They! Intekhabi Nishan Feedar......
- 1 boy apny bachpan ki yaad mn
1 boy apny bachpan ki yaad mn. . . O waqt bara acha c. Jado......
- Takalluff tum to mery apny
Takalluff Tum to mery apny ho phir ye takalluf kesa Log to gairon se bhii......
- Bs ek du hi meri apny khud
Bäs ek Duä Häi Meri Apny Khudä SyAägäh Räkhy Här Päl Mujhäy Apni Säzä Sä,Mit’ti......
- Hazrat ali as said apny khyalon
Hazrat Ali (A.S) said: ‘Apny khyalon ki hifazat kro Q k yh tumary alfaz ban......
- Teacher agar tm apny ami ko mum
Teacher: Agar tm apny Ami ko ‘MUM’ kho to Ami say bari Khala or choti......
- Kya aaj hm apny pakistan ki qadr
Kya Aaj Hm Apny Pakistan Ki Qadr Krty Hein?? Pakistan…. 2nd Largest Salt Mine. 5th......
- Na thi jab apny hall ki khaber
Na thi jab apny hall ki khaber dekhte rahe logo k aib-o-hunar parri jab apny......
- Tum to mery apny ho phir ye
Tum to mery apny ho phir ye takalluf kesa Log to gairon se bhii keh......
- 1 admi apny dost k gar gya
1 admi apny dost k gar gya Ghanti bajany par aik chota sa bacha bahir......
- Tum tou mere apny ho phir ye
TuM tou MeRe ApNy ho PhIr ye TaKalluf Kesa , ‘ Faraz ‘ LoG tou......
- Naa do kisy ko apny zindgi ka
naa do kisy ko apny zindgi ka itna haaq keh kuch na rahay baqi us......
- Apny rb ko allah keh kr pukaro
Apny Rb Ko ‘ALLAH’ keh Kr pukaro, Kiun K Ye Wo Lfz hai Jis ki......
- Ya jaleelu10 br prh kr jo apny mal o asbab
YA-JALEELU:10 br prh kr jo apny mal-o-asbab or raqam wgera pr dm kr dy IN.SHA.ALLAH......
- Apny dil ki halat wo kisi ko
Apny dil ki halat wo kisi ko dikhata na tha, Usy kya gham tha wo......
- 1 pathan ki apny bap se larai
1 pathan ki apny bap se larai ho gai, Pathan ne gusy me apny bap......
- Maa ne apny choty bachay ko
Maa Ne Apny Choty Bachay Ko Aik Pull Paar Krty Hoy Kha ‘Mera Haath Mazboti......
- Apny mathay py saja lo hr ik
Apny Mathay Py Saja Lo Hr Ik Pathar Ka Nishaan… Ishq Kr Bethy Ho Lazim......
- Us k apny muqadr ka likha to
us k apny muqadr ka likha to usy mil hi jay ga ”Ay Prwrdigar” wo......
- Apny aashiq k janazay py aa woh
Apny Aashiq k janazay py aa k woh hans rahi thi FARAZ kisi ny pucha......
- Dbi c wo muskuraht labon py apny
Dbi Dbi C Wo Muskuraht Labon Py Apny Sja Sja K, Wo Nrm Lehjy Mein......
- Apny halaat ka bhi ehsas nhi hai
‘Apny Halaat Ka Bhi Ehsas Nhi Hai Mujh Ko ‘saqi’ Main ne Auron Se Suna......
- Ab apny pheeky hontoon pr kch
Ab apny Pheeky Hontoon Pr Kch JaLty Bujhty LfzOn K Yaaqoot Pighalte Rehty Hen Ab......
- Usy apny dard ki fikar thi wo
Usy Apny Dard Ki Fikar Thi Wo Jo Mera Waqif_e_Hal Tha, Wo Jo Uski Subho......
- So jao tum apny khuwabo ma aaram
So jao tum apny khuwabo ma aaram se ==AY,DOST== Ik main’Tanha’ hi kaafi hoon is......
- Hr koi apny chand say tha mehvy
HR Koi apny chand say tha mehvy guftgo”’ ”” FARAZ”” Hm apna chand dondty rhy......
- Apny hi shab o roz me masrof rha kr
Apny hi Shab-o-Roz Me Masrof Rha kr, Hm log Bury Hain hum se Na Mila......
- Utho apny ll llll se
Utho Apny ll”) //\ ll”) ll’\//”\ll__) Se, DUUAA Mango,wo boht meharban Nehayat Rahem Karne wala......
- Abey ek line mein bol tuhje BIWI chahiye.
Bhakt: Hey bagwan mujhe dard de, mere piche bhut laga de, tension de, mujhe barbaad......
- Pathan dost seyyar meri biwi bag gaye
Pathan dost sey:yar meri biwi bag gaye Dost:tm khayal nahe rakhte ho gey na pathan:nahe......
- Quotsardarji agar aapki biwi ko bhoot utha
"Sardarji, Agar Aapki Biwi Ko Bhoot Utha Le Jai To Aap Kya Karoge?" Sardarji :......
- Dostmeri biwi boht achi hai mujhe pani
DOST:meri biwi boht achi hai? mujhe pani garam kar k deti haiDOSRA DOST:nahanay k liya”pehla......
- Shohar apni biwi sehata lo apnay chahre
shohar apni biwi se:Hata Lo apnay chahre se ye Zulfein jaan-e-tamana! khuda ki kasamagli baar’KHAANE’main......
- Father tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye son mujhe
Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye? Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye, Jo raat ko......
- Husband malang baba meri biwi bohot
Husband: Malang baba, meri biwi bohot pareshan karti hai, Koi hal batao. Malang: Beta, hal......
- Sardar apni biwi k sath auto main
Sardar apni biwi k sath auto main beth kar ja raha tha. biwi boli:Sardar g......
- Door bell baji biwi ne night dress
Door Bell baji, Biwi ne night dress pehan kar ja k darwaza khola, Shohar k......
- Sardar meri biwi itna mzaq krti ha
Sardar! Meri Biwi itna mzaq krti ha k kya bataon Dost:kya mzaq krti ha? Sardar!......
- Biwi ko apni palko pe bitha lo deke khushi
Biwi-ko apni palko-pe bitha-lo, Deke khushi uske sare gham chura-lo, Pyar aisa karo ke sab......
- Biwi post paid connection mehbooba prepaid
Biwi = Post paid connection… Mehbooba = Prepaid connection… Mehbooba ka Baap = Network error…......
- Frnd teri biwi minu wekh k hasdi
Frnd: Teri biwi minu wekh wekh k hasdi a Minu 2 numbr lagdi a. Sardar:......
- Sheikh suhaag raat biwi sey apna haath
SHEIKH Suhaag Raat BIWI Sey: Apna Haath Dejye. BIWI Ney Sharma Kay Haath Aagey Barhaya......
- Sheikh meri biwi bari fzool kharch ay
Sheikh: Meri biwi bari fzool kharch ay Jadon di shadi hoi ay roz 100, 200......
- Samjha Lo apny dil ko pyar na kery
Samjha Lo apny dil ko pyar na kery Meri Filtrat hai Bewafai Izhar na kery......
- Give 1 english word 4 apny
give 1 english word 4 apny kiye pay pani pher dena…….. dont know… FLUSH;-)…...
- Apny behtreen waqt ko namaz ke ley
Apny behtreen waqt ko namaz ke ley waqf kro kiyon k tumhare sab kam tumhari......
- Apny srd kmry mai udas bethi hu
Apny srd kmry mai udas bethi hu neem wa dareechu sy Num hawain ati hn......
- Apny chaman se cigaratte la sako to
Apny chaman se Cigaratte la sako to lado Faraz! Mere aashiyany k Rastay main koi......
- Jo shakhs jumua ky din apny naakhun
Jo shakhs Jumua ky din apny naakhun kaat’ta hy, Allah Azzawajal us sy beemari nikaal......
- Apny jisam ko zrorat se zyada mt
Apny ‘JISAM’ ko zrorat se zyada mt sanwaro, ise to matti main jana hi. sanwarna......
- Apny kirdar ho hamaesha mousaam cy
APNY kirdar ho Hamaesha MOUSAAM cy bachaey rakhna………….. LOUT ker Phool Main kabi KHUSHBOO nai......
- 1 larki apny test krwany
*. . .1 larki apny test krwany gai to us ki rports kisi se badl......
- Ya allah pak apny piyare rasoole pak
YA ALLAH PAK apny piyare rasoole pak s.a.w.w k sadky or apni rehmat sy hmary......
- ghazal main nahi hon apny
= GHAZAL = ‘Main nahi hon apny wajood me…’Mujhe janay kis nay chura liya…’Mere sath......
- Allah sy hr waqt apni aur apny
Allah sy hr waqt Apni aur apny Maa . Bap ki Mughfirat K liy dua......
- Apny sassur ka dulara hon main
Apny Sassur Ka Dulara hon Main Saliyo ki Ankh ka Tara hon Main Apni Mangetr......
- Teachragr tum apny dost ko 500 dousko
Teachr:Agr Tum apny dost ko 500 do,usko 200 ki zrurt ho to wo ktne waps......
- Musalman ko halal nai k apny bhai
Musalman ko halal nai k apny bhai Musalman ki lakri (ya koi bhe chez) beghair......
- Hum apny muqadar py heran boht thy
hum apny muqadar py heran boht thy,,,,,,,, tujhy kho k hum pareshan boht thy………… kabhi......
- Apny pyar ko chupa na saky
Apny pyar ko chupa na saky,, Deewany dil pe kabu pa na saky, Aaj itni......
- Apno ko jb apny kho daity hain
Apno ko jb apny kho daity hain Tanhaion mai wo ro daity hain Na jany......
- Khod apny sayye py bar e giraan thy hm
Khod apny sayye py bar-e-giraa’n thy hm jaisy, Khula keh shehr mai bs rai’gaa’n thy......
- Saas ne apny 3 damaadon ki mohabbat
SAAS ne apny 3 Damaadon ki Mohabbat Azmany k liye un k samny Darya me......
- Ghazal usy apny dard ki fikar thi
‘_GhazaL_’ Usy Apny Dard Ki Fikar Thi Wo Jo Mera Waqif_e_Hal Tha, Wo Jo Uski......
- Tum apny khyalon ko mujy sonp ky
Tum apny khyalon ko mujy sonp ky to dakho Hr shakhs amant main khyant ni......
- Kanhan tuk chalay gi sath apny ho
Kanhan tuk chalay gi sath apny ho k humsafar ya hawain, Kul badl jay ga......
- Mein sar jhooka k kah dunga apny
Mein sar jhooka k kah dunga apny RAB k samny…. k hazaron gunaah hogaey teri......
- So jata hain her koie apny kal
so jata hain her koie apny kal k leye Dost par koie ye nahi sochta......