1 aurat ne Akhbar Me Prha k 1 Admi ne Apni BV Ko 1 Cycle k Badle Sale kr Dia
BV: Tum to Aisa Nhi Karoge Na?
Husband: Main to CAR Se Kam Baat Bhi Nhi Kron Ga !
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