Banta :- dekh Santa ek Saanp (Snake)
teri biwi ko kaat raha hai.
Santa :- Dar mat yaar.
Vo kaat nahi raha,
vo to zehar bharwaanay aaya hai
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Doctor -aapki Biwi sirf 5 ghante ki mehmaan hai Husband – koi baat ni Doctor......
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- Aurat agar beti hai to rehmat biwi
AURAT* Agar Beti hai to Rehmat, Agar Biwi hai to Shohar k Nisf Iman ki......
- Santameri biwi itna mazak karti hai ke
Santa:Meri Biwi Itna Mazak karti hai ke kya batau? Banta:Kaise? Santa:Kal maine Uski Ankhon par......
- Sardar ki biwi main kapray nichor k
Sardar ki Biwi: ‘Main Kapray Nichor Nichor k thak Gai hun Tm mujhe ek Spinner......
- Biwi kitchen se boli sunte ho main
Biwi kitchen se boli: Sunte ho Main Din Ba Din khubsurat Hoti Ja Rahi hun......
- Pathan ne apne biwi se bola isra
Pathan ne apne biwi se bola isra hospital main buhat achi larkiyan hn, Ek ne......
- Biwi ne apne husband ko letter likha
Biwi ne apne husband ko letter likha pr full-stop nhi lagaye! Jab yaad aya to......
- Abey ek line mein bol tuhje BIWI chahiye.
Bhakt: Hey bagwan mujhe dard de, mere piche bhut laga de, tension de, mujhe barbaad......
- Pathan dost seyyar meri biwi bag gaye
Pathan dost sey:yar meri biwi bag gaye Dost:tm khayal nahe rakhte ho gey na pathan:nahe......
- Quotsardarji agar aapki biwi ko bhoot utha
"Sardarji, Agar Aapki Biwi Ko Bhoot Utha Le Jai To Aap Kya Karoge?" Sardarji :......
- Biwi sunienshakeela k husband usse bohot pyar
Biwi: Sunien,shakeela k husband usse bohot pyar karte hain,Subha pyar,Shaam pyar,Tum itna pyar kab karo......
- Dostmeri biwi boht achi hai mujhe pani
DOST:meri biwi boht achi hai? mujhe pani garam kar k deti haiDOSRA DOST:nahanay k liya”pehla......
- Shohar apni biwi sehata lo apnay chahre
shohar apni biwi se:Hata Lo apnay chahre se ye Zulfein jaan-e-tamana! khuda ki kasamagli baar’KHAANE’main......
- Father tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye son mujhe
Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye? Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye, Jo raat ko......
- Husband malang baba meri biwi bohot
Husband: Malang baba, meri biwi bohot pareshan karti hai, Koi hal batao. Malang: Beta, hal......
- Sardar apni biwi k sath auto main
Sardar apni biwi k sath auto main beth kar ja raha tha. biwi boli:Sardar g......
- Door bell baji biwi ne night dress
Door Bell baji, Biwi ne night dress pehan kar ja k darwaza khola, Shohar k......
- Sardar meri biwi itna mzaq krti ha
Sardar! Meri Biwi itna mzaq krti ha k kya bataon Dost:kya mzaq krti ha? Sardar!......
- Biwi ko apni palko pe bitha lo deke khushi
Biwi-ko apni palko-pe bitha-lo, Deke khushi uske sare gham chura-lo, Pyar aisa karo ke sab......
- Biwi post paid connection mehbooba prepaid
Biwi = Post paid connection… Mehbooba = Prepaid connection… Mehbooba ka Baap = Network error…......
- Sheikh suhaag raat biwi sey apna haath
SHEIKH Suhaag Raat BIWI Sey: Apna Haath Dejye. BIWI Ney Sharma Kay Haath Aagey Barhaya......
- Biwi meri sharfat dekho mein ne tumhein
Biwi: meri sharfat dekho mein ne tumhein baghair dekhe shadi ki . Shohar: Aur meri......
- Sheikh meri biwi bari fzool kharch ay
Sheikh: Meri biwi bari fzool kharch ay Jadon di shadi hoi ay roz 100, 200......
- Abay salay aik line main bool biwi chahiye
Sardar : Bhagwan mujheydard day dukh day, tension day, mujhey barbaad ker day, meray peechay......
- Malang baba meri biwi bahut pareshan karti
Malang Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi hall batao.Malang: Beta, Hall hota to......
- Duniya se ja raha raha
Duniya se ja raha Duniya se ja Raha hu kafan me chupaye Mooh.. Afsoos baad......
- Ampquotaampquot ki biwi ampquotbampquot ampquotbampquot bhabhi
"A" ki Biwi "B", "B" ki Bhabhi "C", "C" ki beti "V", "V" ka dada......
- Teri muhabbat nafrat chahat teri adawat betey
Teri Muhabbat, Teri Nafrat Chahat Teri, Teri Adawat Betey Dino Ki Hay Ek Baat Beet......
- Teri yaden teri baten nahin main bhoola
Teri yaden teri baten nahin main bhoola hain yad ab tak Wo tera hansna wo......
- Teri yadon teri sochon pe mushtamil hota
Teri yadon teri sochon pe mushtamil hota Tere sath main lamha lamha dharrakta rehta Khud......
- mujhy chand teri talab nahi teri
*. .Mujhy chand teri talab nahi Teri roshni bari door hai, Mujhy jis chragh se......
- Teri muskurahat meri pehcaan hain teri
Teri muskurahat meri pehcaan hain teri khushi mera arman hain khuch bhi nahi meri zindagi......
- Waraq py teri ibarat tera fasana teri
Waraq Waraq py teri Ibarat Tera Fasana Teri Hikayat… Kitab-e-Hasti jahan say kholi Teri Muhabbat......
- Girl teri meri teri prem kahani h
Girl:- Teri meri meri teri prem kahani h mushkil 2 lafzo me ye bayan na......