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Aisi Jagah Ka Naam Batao Jise Banaya To Admi Ne Hai
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Yeh Dil To Tere Naam Pe Qurbaan Kar Diya, Hum Ne To Apni Jaan Ko......
- Ye kamyabian izzat naam tum se hai
Ye Kamyabian, Izzat Ye Naam Tum Se Hai Khuda Ne Jo Dya Hai Maqam Tum......
- Uska naam ksi ajnbi k lab pe
Uska naam ksi ajnbi k lab pe tha ‘sahil’ Zra c baat thi mgar dil......
- Kal tak jo mere naam pe aahen
Kal Tak Jo Mere Naam Pe Aahe’n Bhra Krte Thy ‘RAAJ’, Afsoos Aaj Dekhna B......
- Manzilo ki har sadak aap ke naam
Manzilo ki har sadak aap ke naam, Mohabbat ki har adda aap ke naam, Pyaar......
- Meri dua tere naam ye jo ham
meri dua tere naam, ye jo ham men tm me ha rabta, KHUDA kare ye......
- Naam le kr kisi ka mjhe
Naam le kr kisi ka mjhe sataya na karo, Dil hy nazuk isey tum dukhaya......
- Maa k naam wo meri badsulooqi
{MAA K NAAM} Wo Meri Badsulooqi Par B Mujhe Dua Deti ti, Aagosh Main Lay......
- Student to maths teacher sir english teacher
STUDENT TO MATHS TEACHER: Sir English Teacher English Main...
- Tou naam ka darya hai rawaani nahi
tou naam ka darya hai rawaani nahi rakhta badal bhi tu befaiz hai paani nahi......
- Sari zindgi maa k naam karta hon
Sari Zindgi maa k naam karta hon, main khud ko maa ka ghulam karta hon,......
- Sari zindgi maa k naam karta hon
Sari Zindgi Maa K Naam Karta Hon Main Khud Ko Maa Ka Ghulam Karta Hon......
- Tum bohat naam kamaoo or asmano ko
tum bohat naam kamaoo or asmano ko par ponch jaoo...
- Yaaron ka naam mare gam main
YAARON KA NAAM mare gam main shareek ho rahe the mare yar haal-e-dil sun ka......
- Ek pakistani ne apne bete ka naam
ek pakistani ne apne bete ka naam india rakha to kisi ne pocha ye kyun......
- Har dua mein tera hi naam aaya
Har dua mein tera hi naam aaya, tere jaane ke baad ye khayal aaya, kab......
- Mere zindagi ka dosra naam hoo tum
mere zindagi ka dosra naam hoo tum, hum tere dil me rahe ge ek yaad......
- Tu mera naam na poocha ker mein
TU MERA NAAM NA POOCHA KER..!!! MEIN TERI ZAAT KA HISSA HUN,,,,,, MEIN TERI SOCH......
- kehte hain ishq naam ke
*. . . .Kehte Hain Ishq Naam Ke Guzrey Hain Ik Buzarg, Hum Log Bhi......
- Ik naam kya likha tera rait
Ik Naam Kya Likha Tera Rait Per, ramish Phir Umar Bhar Hawa Sy Meri Dushmani......
- Ik naam kya likha tera rait
Ik Naam Kya Likha Tera Rait Per, rame Phir Umar Bhar Hawa Sy Meri Dushmani......
- Wo ik masoom c chahat bey naam ulfat
Wo ik masoom c chahat Wo ik bey-naam c ulfat Wo meri zaat ka hissa......
- Main to bik jaon tery naam pay
Main to bik jaon tery naam pay mout ki tarha dua Tu kabi haridar to......
- Ik pagli mera naam jo ley sharmaye
ik pagli mera naam jo ley, sharmaye b, ghabraye b galiyun galiyun muj se milney......
- Naam ulfat ka ammar iss tarha kar
Naam Ulfat Ka Ammar Iss Tarha Kar Jaon Ga Jiss Taraf Tera Ishara Ho Udhar......
- Bhikhari allah ke naam pe kuch
Bhikhari :- Allah Ke Naam Pe Kuch De De.. Boy :- Ye Lay Meri “MBAâ€......
- Be naam musaftun k zakham dil main
Be naam musaftun k zakham dil main chupaiye, Gumshuda manzilon k nishan liye phirta hon,......
- Teache tumhare abbu ka kya naam
Teache : Tumhare abbu ka kya naam hai ? Pathan: Google khan Teacher: yeh kaisa......
- Pathano k soobay ka pehly naam tha
Pathano k Soobay ka pehly naam tha. NWFP (No Women For Pathan) Aur ab hai......
- Dosti k naam pay deewaanay chalay aatay
Dosti k naam pay deewaanay chalay aatay hain, Shama k peechay perwaanay chalay aatay hain,......
- Labo ki hansi tere naam kar dein
Labo ki hansi tere naam kar dein ge, har khushi tujh par qurbaan kar dein......
- Tmhra naam phool rakho to bikhr jao
Tmhra Naam Phool Rakho to bikhr jao gy Tmhra Naam Dil Rakho to toot jao......
- Mita do naam tak mera kitab e zindagi se
Mita do naam tak mera kitab-e-zindagi se tum ‘Faraz’ Magar pal pal rulaaye gi staaye......
- Dunia mein mat dhond naam e wafa
Dunia mein mat dhond naam-e- wafa Dilon sey kheltey han loug bana Ke ‘JAN ‘......