Two Men Are Talking. The First Said, I Got Married
Because I Was Tired Of Eating Out, Cleaning The House,
Doing The Laundry And Wearing Shabby Clothes. Amazing,
Said The Second, I Just Got Divorced For The Very Same
Reasons.
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