Memon Boss 2 Worker :
Tumne Is Saal Mehnat Se Kaam Kia Hai,
Is Liye 5000 Ka Bonus Cheque De Raha Hon.
Agar Isi Tarha Kaam Karoge To
Agle Saal Is Pe Sign Ker Donga.
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- A memon family rcvd da coffin of
A Memon Family rcvd da coffin of their Dead Father 4m U.S.A letter on top......
- Memon pent k silayi kitni hy
MeMoN: PeNt k’ siLaYi KitNi Hy? TaiLor: Rs. 150. MeMoN: ChAddi kI? TaiLor: Rs. 50.......
- Faqeer to memon allah ke naam
Faqeer To Memon : Allah Ke Naam Pe Kuch De Do Baba. Memon : Cycle......
- Farishte ne memon se puchha quotbatao tum
Farishte ne Memon se puchha, "Batao tum dozakh me jana chaho ge ya jannat me?"......
- 1 memon 4th floor se neeche gira
1 memon 4th floor se neeche gira Girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khirki main......
- Memon paros se zara iodex le aao
Memon: Paros Se Zara Iodex Le Aao B.V: Wo Log Nhi Denge Memon: Han Bare......
- Memon ka beta girl friend k
MEMON ka beta girl friend k sath ghoom k ghar ayato baap ne poocha,kitnay paisay......
- Memon at petrol pump bhai 1rs ka
Memon At Petrol Pump: Bhai 1rs Ka Petrol Dal Do. Salesman: Bhai Itna Sara Petrol......
- Memon ko current laga begum ne
Memon Ko Current Laga… Begum Ne Memon Se Poocha: Kuch Howa To Nahi..? Memon Bola:......
- Memon at petrol pump bhai 1rs
Memon At Petrol Pump Bhai 1rs Ka Petrol Dal Do Salesman: Bhai Itna Sara Petrol......
- Aik memon dozakh mein tha kisi ne
Aik memon dozakh mein tha Kisi ne pocha memon to bohat Parheezgar hote hain ap......
- Memon ya allah tu mujhe 1000rs de
Memon: YA ALLAH, tu mujhe 1000.Rs de ga to 500.Rs teri rah mein doon ga......
- Memon to his son meri dili khwahish
Memon to his son: Meri dili khwahish hai k tum bary ho k ‘wakeel’ bano........
- Memon se marny k baad farishty ne
Memon se marny k Baad farishty ne Pucha: ”koi naiki ki thi Duniya mein? Memon:......
- Memon pent ki silai kitni hy
Memon: Pent Ki Silai Kitni Hy? Tailor: Rs. 150. Memon: Nekar Ki? Tailar: Rs. 50.......
- Ae meray allah aslam memon k
Ae Meray ALLAH ”ASLAM MEMON” K 2009 tak k saray Gunnah, jo janay anjanay mai......
- 1 memon 4th floor se neeche gira
1 memon 4th floor se neeche gira Girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khirki main......
- Memon shadi me bv se apna haath
Memon Shadi Me Bv Se: Apna Haath Dejye. BV Ne Kalaai Aage Barha Di Or......
- Memon at petrol pump bhai 1rs
Memon At Petrol Pump Bhai 1rs Ka Petrol Dal Do Salesman: Bhai Itna Sara Petrol......
- memon apne bete se beta
*. . .Memon Apne Bete Se: Beta Kia Kar Rahe Ho…??? Beta: Kuch Nai Papa…......
- Memon 2 son meri dili khwahish
Memon 2 Son: Meri Dili Khwahish He K Tum Bary Ho K ‘WAKEEL’Bano Son:Wo Q?......
- A memon calls to a newspaper office
A Memon calls to a Newspaper office & asks: Mera baap mar gia hai NEWS......
- Pathan kyun ro rahe ho memon
Pathan: Kyun ro rahe ho? Memon: Meri Murghi mar gai Pathan: hamra Baap mar gaya......
- Memon k ghar se choha bahir ja
MEMON k ghar se choha bahir ja raha tha. MEMON: Kahan ja rahy ho aur......