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Bhag Jate Hai Wo Sada Hume Dekh Kar Bhag Jate Hai Wo Sada Hume Dekh......
- Aaj kal ke ladke bhi kamal karte
Aaj Kal Ke Ladke Bhi Kamal Karte Hai Kisi Ko Dol Mein Rekhte Hai Kisi......
- Chappal choti ho to panv mein nahi
Chappal Choti Ho To Panv Mein Nahi Aati Biwi Moti Ho To Bahon Mein Nahi......
- Tere aane se is gulsan ki shann
Tere Aane Se Is Gulsan Ki Shann Hai Tere Liye Ye Sare Duniya Jahan Hai......
- Teri judai mein kaati hai humne jo
Teri Judai Mein Kaati Hai Humne Jo Raatien Teri Saheli Si Ki Humne Pyaar Ki......
- Sab chup baithe hain jaroor koi baat
Sab Chup Baithe Hain Jaroor Koi Baat Hai Iconscratch Ya To Fir Kisiko Meri Aati......
- Dil kay armaa aansoon main behay gaay
Dil Kay Armaa Aansoon Main Behay Gaay Un Kay Bachay Hamay Mamu Kehay Gaay...
- Bolaa dukaandaar ke kyaa chahiye tumhain jo
Bolaa Dukaandaar Ke Kyaa Chahiye Tumhain Jo Bhi Kaho Ge Meri Dukaan Per Wo Pao......
- Arti so rahi hai asmaan raha hai
Arti So Rahi Hai, Asmaan So Raha Hai Darti So Rahi Hai, Asmaan So Raha......
- Khuda dukh na de mere yaar ko
Khuda Dukh Na De Mere Yaar Ko Mujhe Chahe Dukhon Ka Pahaad De De Nayi......
- Unki soch me dil ki taranum jag
Unki Soch Me Dil Ki Taranum Jag Uthe Unse Mohabth Karne Ke Arman Sulag Gaye.......
- Ek biwi sote hue jor se chillai
Ek Biwi Sote Hue Jor Se Chillai Jaldi Utho Mera Shohar Aaya Hai Pathan Utha......
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Umeedo Ki Manzil Toot Gayi Aankho Se Ashqo Ki Dhara Beh Gayi Are Tumahri Bhi......
- Sms na karke dil tod diya mera
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Humari Life Us Waqt Complete Hoti Hai Jab Aap Hon Or Main Hoon Or Humaare......
- Teri akhaan di ki tareef kara kawantal
Teri Akhaan Di Ki Tareef Kara, Kawantal K Gidd Bharri Hoyi Ae, Teri Shakal Vekh......
- Ni kudiye tainu sas mile enni kapati
Ni Kudiye Tainu Sas Mile Enni Kapati, Fere Jehdi Roj Tere Jutti, Tun Karen Ghar......
- Guzre hue exam ko yad na karna
Guzre Hue Exam Ko Yad Na Karna Answer Sheet Mein Jo Likha Hain Uski Fariyad......
- Hum doston ko bahut buri saza dete
Hum Doston Ko Bahut Buri Saza Dete Hain, Wah Wah!! Irshad Irshaad, Hum Doston Ko......
- Shehar ki gali mein paan dukaan devdas
Shehar Ki Gali Mein Paan Ki Dukaan, Devdas Ne Dekhi Paro Ki Muskaan, Devdas Ne......
- Nigahaon se nigahein milaker to dekho dil
Nigahaon Se Nigahein Milaker To Dekho, Dil Ki Baat Bataker To Dekho, Sab Ayege Tumare......
- Hu chu london ma ane tu cho
Hu Chu London Ma Ane Tu Cho India Ma, . . . Khabar Nai Tu......
- Tumko dekha to ye khyal aya yaar
Tumko Dekha To Ye Khyal Aya!! Tumko Dekha To Ye Khyal Aya!! Yaar Tumhe Tumhari......