Doctor :
Ye Syrup 2 Spoon Subha,
2 Dopahar,
2 Raat Ko,
3 Din Tuk Lena Hay
Pathan : Apna Dawai Apna Pas Rakho
Hamara Ghar Me Itna Chamach(Spoon) Nahi Hy.
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