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Padna-Likhna Chad Pare Nakal Te Rakh Aas Chakk Rajaayi Te So Jaa Bhagta Rabb Karuga......
- Zamaane ne humko deewana bana diya banna
Zamaane Ne Humko Deewana Bana Diya Zamaane Ne Humko Deewana Bana Diya Banna Tha Jiska......
- Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan jaan ke
Teri Gali Whicho Langaa Ge Jaan-Jaan Ke Saanu Pata Ae Ki Tu Thane Report Likhvayi......
- Ek aag si lagi dhuaan sa oottha
Ek Aag Si Lagi Dhuaan Sa Oottha Mahfil Mein Unki Dam Ghutney Sa Laga Dekh......
- Bhag jate hai wo sada hume dekh
Bhag Jate Hai Wo Sada Hume Dekh Kar Bhag Jate Hai Wo Sada Hume Dekh......
- Aaj kal ke ladke bhi kamal karte
Aaj Kal Ke Ladke Bhi Kamal Karte Hai Kisi Ko Dol Mein Rekhte Hai Kisi......
- Chappal choti ho to panv mein nahi
Chappal Choti Ho To Panv Mein Nahi Aati Biwi Moti Ho To Bahon Mein Nahi......
- Tere aane se is gulsan ki shann
Tere Aane Se Is Gulsan Ki Shann Hai Tere Liye Ye Sare Duniya Jahan Hai......
- Teri judai mein kaati hai humne jo
Teri Judai Mein Kaati Hai Humne Jo Raatien Teri Saheli Si Ki Humne Pyaar Ki......
- Sab chup baithe hain jaroor koi baat
Sab Chup Baithe Hain Jaroor Koi Baat Hai Iconscratch Ya To Fir Kisiko Meri Aati......
- Ghar se roz jata hai wo maa
Ghar Se Roz Jata Hai Wo Maa Ko Bohot Rulata Hai Wo Kambakht Baap Sab......
- Mera dil para hai loose is ko
Mera Dil Para Hai Loose Is Ko Matt Karo Tum Use Warna Parain Gay Tum......
- Exam paas aaye sir mera dukhaye teacher
Exam Paas Aaye, Sir Mera Dukhaye Teacher Ne Na Jaane Kyun, Danday Dikhaye, Ab To......
- Aasman pe jitne taare hain ankhon mein
Aasman Pe Jitne Taare Hain Ankhon Mein Jitne Ishare Hain Samandur Ke Jitne Kinare Hain......
- Jo andheron mein chamke use noor kahte
Jo Andheron Mein Chamke Use Noor Kahte Ahin, Jo Dimaag Pe Chhaa Jaaye Use Fitoor......
- Aapke haath mein mobile hai chehre pe
Aapke Haath Mein Mobile Hai Chehre Pe Khoob Smile Hai Sms Ki Achi Khasi File......
- Na fashion diyan ruttan hundiyan hi do
Na Fashion Diyan Ruttan Hundiyan, Na Hi Do Do Guttan Hundiyan, Sab Naaz‚Â Te Nakhre‚Â ......
- Mane tu bahu j sari lage cho
Mane Tu Bahu J Sari Lage Cho, Zindagi Na Darek Rasta Ma Mane Tu Sari......
- Hu chu london ma ane tu cho
Hu Chu London Ma Ane Tu Cho India Ma, . . . Khabar Nai Tu......
- Tumko dekha to ye khyal aya yaar
Tumko Dekha To Ye Khyal Aya!! Tumko Dekha To Ye Khyal Aya!! Yaar Tumhe Tumhari......