*Newten’s 1st law of poondi…@
*Every Poonder continues to do poondi
unless or until a thappar or a sandal with a
velocity of 9.8m/s hit upoun his head by a lovely
girl…@
*This force is called be-ezzati, Which is directly proportional to Sharmindagi…@
*But Baghairti remains constant:
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Ehtiyatann Bujha Sa Rehta Hun…. Jalta Rehta To Raakh Ho Jata…....
- Main to aik jahannum hun kyn rehta
Main to aik jahannum hun Kyn rehta hy tu muj main...
- Dil pe lia hai dag e ishq
Dil pe lia hai dag e ishq kho kr bahar e zindagi Ik gul e......
- Mai mujrim hun mjhe ikrar he jurme
Mai Mujrim Hun Mjhe Ikrar He Jurme Muhabat Ka.! ‘Ay Musalmano’ Mgr Pehly Khata Pr......
- Umar bhar likhtay rahay phir b warq
Umar bhar likhtay rahay phir b warq sada raha janay kia lafz thay jo hum......
- Kisi b dukh pe malal krnana usko
Kisi b dukh pe malal krna,na usko aya na mujh ko aya, Wafaon ko lazwal......
- Chokhatain kbar ki khali hian unhain mat
chokhatain kbar ki khali hian unhain mat bholo janay kb koi tasveer sja d jay...
- Stpard e khaak kar dala teri aankho ki masti
Stpard-e-khaak kar dala teri aankho ki masti ne ..,,.hazaro saal ji leta jo tujh sa......
- Ager main doobi usey sath le ke
Ager main doobi usey sath le ke d0oboo’n gi., Mohabbat0’n mein bhi saffaak h0na parta......
- Bewafaon ki qeemat kiya pochte ho dost
Bewafaon ki Qeemat kiya pochte ho., dOsT. . . .* Mohabat ka dhong Rach k......
- Phir kon bhala daad e tabbasum inhen de ga
Phir kon bhala Daad-e-Tabbasum inhen de ga…..? Roen gi boht Mujh sy Bichar kar Teri......
- Mujh py wajib hai aansoun ki zakaat
Mujh py wajib hai aansoun ki zakaat’ ‘SHAHBAZ’ Gham ki dolat sy malamaal hoon men!......
- Maa ki shan mere aaqa sallallaho
MAA KI SHAN *********** Mere AAQA Sallallaho Alehe Wasallam Ne Farmaya: “Jisne Apni “MAA†k......
- Ajeeb hi rishta raha kuch us shaks
Ajeeb hi rishta raha kuch us shaks se *^_^*’SAHAR’*^_^* Na nafrat ki waja mili na......
- Hum khud becha karty thy kabhi dard e dil
Hum Khud Becha Karty Thy Kabhi DARD-E-DIL Ki Dawa.!! Sahar. Aaj WaQt Ne Humey Laa......
- Munkashif hoti hye har roz koi baat
Munkashif Hoti hye har roz koi baat Naiee.. Roz khulta hai tera Piyar bi Saazish......
- Dh0ndti phirti hai dasht o biaban mein hamein l0g0
Dh0ndtI PhirtI HaI DashT-O-BiabaN MeiN HameiN L0G0..* . . ‘ZindagI HuM Se BichaR KaR KhuD......
- Chor ye baat milay zakham kahan se
Chor ye baat, milay zakham kahan se muj ko,,, Zindage itna bta kitna safar baqi......
- Cos today is your day its an
Cos today is your day, its an opportunity for u to know that u are......
- Ye ansoo b dil ki aag ko
Ye ANsoo B DIL ki Aag ko Thanda Na kr SakaY…! ,,,B,,, Baarish k BaWaJood......
- Sachay logon ki ab talash chhor dey
Sachay logon ki ab talash chhor dey ,,,,,,,sahir,,,,,,, Log to bus waqt bitaney or Dil......
- Karo pher say koi wada kabhi na
karo pher say koi wada kabhi na pher bicharnay ka tumhein kya farq parta hai......
- Mekhane me aya to hon magar aaj
Mekhane me aya to hon Magar aaj Peeonga nahi, ===SAQI=== Tera Mekhana kuch Bhi Nahe......
- Ho gya meray love ka drop seen
HO Gya MerAy LoVe kA Drop Seen. . . Hum Ne Kaha Chal Bhag Chalain,......
- Kyun lafzon mai bayaan karoon apne dard
‘Kyun Lafzon Mai Bayaan KaRoon Apne DaRd Ko’ Dosto !!!…’Sun’ne Wale To Bohat Hain,,, Samjhne......
- Raat ghareeb maa nay yeh keh kar
Raat GhaReeb MAA Nay Yeh Keh KaR Bachon Ko Sulaya…!! . . FaRishtay Khuwab Mein......
- Mere muqaddar ko bhi ye gila raha
Mere muqaddar ko bhi ye gila raha mujh se K kisi aur ka hota to......
- O aaj tum sy nikaah e ishaq kerta hoon
o Aaj Tum Sy Nikaah-e-Ishaq Kerta Hoon.. Mujhey Tum Sy!! Muhabbat Hay, Muhabbat Hay, Muhabbat......
- Teacher sardar ki 5 biwian 20 bache
Teacher: Sardar Ki 5 Biwian 20 Bache Pathan Ki 1 BV 9 Bache To Bataoo......
- Aik musafir ko pathan k pas raat
aik musafir ko pathan k pas raat guzarni pari,dushmn ne ghera dal dia,musafir ghbra gia,pathan......
- Yeh muhabat jis se larazta he zamana
yeh muhabat jis se larazta he zamana kambakht mere sabr k tukrun pe pali hai…!...
- Kuch haal nahi khulta mera zinda hoon
kuch haal nahi khulta mera zinda hooN tau kaisa zinda hooN maazi ki tarah meiN......
- Jinko aadi kar diya hy apnawo log
Jinko aadi kar diya hy apna…Wo log bht yaad karty hyn… Haider Hanj bht alaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...
- Ay allah me tujh se mangta hoo
Ay Allah Me Tujh Se Mangta Hoo Kamil Eman Or Kushada Rizq Or Aajizi Karne......
- Uss sey kehna ky hum mazey main
Uss Sey Kehna Ky Hum Mazey Main Hain, Bus Yaadein Bouhat Staati Hain, Unki Doori......