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Meri chahton pay shikway,Teray rabton main waqfay Haan yehi nishaniyaan hain,Kay tu door ho raha......
- Aik tiger ne pathan ko zoo
Aik Tiger ne PATHAN ko zoo me qatal kar diya Ek aadmi ne pocha:tum ne......
- Naseeb walon ko hoti hai mohabbat atta
Naseeb walon ko hoti hai Mohabbat Atta ‘A DOST’ ‘Hum Badnaseeb Hain To Mohabbat ka......
- Ay tabeeb ab to kr dy dard e dawa e dil
Ay tabeeb ab to kr dy dard-e-dawa-e-dil, Agli bar toba , hum mohbt na krein......
- Sookhay patton ki tarha thehray hai hum
sookhay patton ki tarha thehray hai hum to .. kisi ne sameta bhi to hamain......
- Is dunia me kon sari zindage sath
Is dunia me kon sari zindage sath deta hai ……dost….. loq tu apne hathu se......
- Meri chahaton pe shikwe tere raabaton
Meri chahaton pe shikwe, Tere raabaton me waqfey, Haan yehi nishaniyan hain K Tu door......
- Pathan asked a dr doodh peene se
PatHaN AskEd a DR: Doodh Peene Se RaNg Gora hOta Hai KyA? Dr: haaN Doodh......
- Dh0nd0 gy ujray risht0n mein wafa k
Dh0nd0 Gy UjrAy Risht0n Mein ‘WAFA’ K KhAzAny,,, Tum Mery BAAd Meri ‘MOHABBAT’ KA EhterAm......
- Ek girl phansi laga rahi thi
Ek Girl phansi Laga Rahi Thi Pathan Ne Window Se Dekha, Socho Pathan Kya Bola......
- Meray chehray say mera dard na parh
Meray Chehray Say Mera Dard Na Parh Pao Gay…..! !…Yaar…! Meri Aadat Hai Har Baat......
- Ya khuda mera watan ki hafzat farma
ya khuda mera watan ki hafzat farma is zalam zardari se najat dila hum gunhgar......
- Dhoka khana to muhabbat walon ki ek
Dhoka Khana To Muhabbat Walon Ki Ek Rasm~e~Wafa Hai.. ‘Dø$t’ Phool khushi k liye hotey......
- Maa sath hai to saya e qudrat b hai
‘MAA’ Sath Hai To Saya-e-Qudrat B Sath Hai, ‘MAA’ k Bagher Lage K Din B......
- Q r0ty h0 0s ki yad
Q R0ty h0 0s ki yad Mein ay d0st Agar ans00 se Takdeer bdlti T0......
- Tery bina ye dil kahi na lagy
Tery bina ye dil kahi na lagy tujh ko tujh say chura lo agar bura......
- Yeh zarori tou nahe ke suraj zameen
Yeh zarori tou nahe ke suraj zameen he pe aa jay…. Jub koi apna badalta......
- meri chahat ki inteha dekhni hai
‘ Meri Chahat Ki Inteha Dekhni Hai To Mery DIL Se DiL Laga Kr Dekh......
- Ek taraf dunia me wafa nahi
Ek taraf dunia me wafa nahi, Dosri taraf zindagi me maza nahi, Sab humain chorr......
- Koi mujh tak pohanch nahi paata
‘Koi Mujh Tak Pohanch Nahi Paata, Itna Aasaan Hai Pata Mera..’...
- Umar bhar likhte rahy phr bhi kaagz
‘Umar Bhar Likhte Rahy Phr Bhi Kaagz KhaLi Raha,, ‘GHALIB’ ‘Pen khol kr dhka tu......
- Ab meri mohabbat bhi kbi zinda nai
Ab Meri Mohabbat Bhi Kbi Zinda Nai Hogi Faraz! Mein Us Ko Dafna Kar Us......
- Shoq se torro dil mera bus itna
Shoq se torro dil mera bus itna bta dena,,, Kion Apna hi Ghar barbaad karna......
- Shaam bhi khoob hai paas mehboob hy
Shaam bhi khoob hai Paas Mehboob hy, Aashqi k Liye or kya Chahiye… Tashreeh: .......
- Spreading good thoughts should be our habit
Spreading good thoughts should be our habit instead of sick thoughts/news/rumors. May Almighty Allah bless......
- Khuwahish ka naam ishq rakha numaish
Khuwahish ka Naam ishq rakha, ,Numaish ka Naam Husn rakha, Ahl-e-Hawas ne Dono ki Matti......
- Ab ki baar uss ka hadaf meri
Ab ki Baar Uss ka Hadaf Meri Anna thi. *….So !! Sullah ka Parcham Jala......
- Kahin bhul na jaun tujhy khuda se
kahin bhul na jaun tujhy khuda se maangna yehi soch ker humne naam tera DUA......
- Ussey bhool janey ki qasam khata to
ussey bhool janey ki qasam khata to hun magar… tapaq pertey hain ansu qasam phir......
- Usey keh dena is khush fehmi main
Usey Keh Dena Is Khush Fehmi Main Mat Rahy K Tum Se Ab Hum-Kalam Hon......
- Vada krte hain kasmain khate phr
Vada krte hain kasmain khate hain phr b apne sath chor jate hain humain to......