Ek Ladki Hamare College Mein Thi
Khoobsurat Thi‚  Isliye Sabke Knowledge Mein Thi
Aishwarya Ki Tarah Hansti Thi Madhuri Ki Tarah Muskurati Thi
Anuradha Paudwal Ke Tarah Gaati Thi
Per Dosti Ke Naam Per Lalita Pawar Ban Jaati Thi
College Mein Bahut Se Ladkon Ki Tarah Hum Bhi Uske Peeche The
Woh Asmaan Thi To Hum Jami Se Bhi Neeche The
Per Tabhi Valentine Day Aaya
Humne Bhi Unhe Propose Karne Ka Mann Banaya
Hathon Mein Lal Gulab Ka Phool Lekar Main Uske Paas Gaya Aur Bola
Kabhi To Apne Dil Ka Dwar Mere Liye Kholo,
Hey! Lalita Pawar Aaj To Aishwarya Banke Bolo.
Propose Maan Lo Hamara Beech Se Is Amrish Puri Ke Angoothe Ko Hatao
Main Tumhari Aur Tum Meri Aankon Mein Doob Jaao
Usne Kaha Bhai Sahab
Mujhe Kisi Kavi Ki Hoke Main Reh Jaungi
To America Ya Janpan Kaise Ghoom Paaungi
Maine Kaha Main Tumhe Kavita Pe Baitha Kar America Dikhaunga
Lautogi Jab Wahan Se To Japan Bhi Ghumaunga
Woh Boli Kaviraj Baatein Na Banaiye
Aish Ki Chahat Hai To Cash Bhi Dikhaiye
Maine Kaha Main Cash Se To Flash Hoon
Woh Boli Aapki Kavitaon Mein Dam Hai Main Janti Hoon
Dil Bhi Das Gram Se Jyade Hai Aapka, Main Manti Hoon
Aapki Kavitaon Mein Aag Hai Per Apka Chulha Ekdum Thanda Hai
Jeb To Bahut Hain Aapke Kapdon Mein Per Apka Dhndha Ekdum Manda Pada Hai.
Jahan Tak Propose Maanane Ka Sawal Hai Is Mamle Mein Hum Thode Aise-Waise Hain
Hum To Jayenge Unke Saath Jinke Haathon Mein Bike Aur Jeb Mein Paise Hain.