What Is The Difference
Between Girls Aged:
8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68?
At 8 – You Take Her To Bed
And Tell Her A Story.
At 18 – You Tell Her A Story
And Take Her To Bed.
At 28 – You Don’t Need To Tell Her A Story
To Take Her To Bed.
At 38 – She Tells You A Story
And Takes You To Bed.
At 48 – You Tell Her A Story
To Avoid Going To Bed.
At 58 – You Stay In Bed
To Avoid Her Story.
At 68 – If You Take Her To Bed,
That’ll Be A Story!!
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