There Was A Kid Who Had To Pee And Asked His Teacher
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The Alphabet Then U May Go So The Kid Started To Say
The Alphabet A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O Q R S T U V W X Y Z And
The Teacher Asked Him Where Is The P And The Kid Said “Running Down My Leg”.
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Kar Chale Hum Luta Ye Watan Saathiyon Ab Humare Hawale Iska Dhan Sathiyon Kar Chale......
- Jane jana o lagta hai tum le
Jane Jana O Jane Jana Lagta Hai Tum Le Logi Meri Ja Dil Le Kar......
- Khat kabootar kis tarah pahunchaye bam e yaar tak
Khat Kabootar Kis Tarah Pahunchaye Bam-E-Yaar Tak Par Katarne Ko Lagi Hain Kainchiyan Deewar Par......
- Jab bhi koi dilwala dhulhaniya le jata
Jab Bhi Koi Dilwala Dhulhaniya Le Jata Hai Jab Bhi Koi Dilwala Dhulhaniya Le Jata......
- Humko biwi ne dandoon se mara peeth
Humko Biwi Ne Dandoon Se Mara Peeth Pe Nishani Maar Ki Fod Dala‚Â Sir Humara‚Â ......
- Badal diya hai nigaahon ne rukh zamaane
Badal Diya Hai Nigaahon Ne Rukh Zamaane Ka Badal Diya Hai Nigaahon Ne Rukh Zamaane......
- Har vaar padan study de erade naal
Har Vaar Padan( Study) De Erade Naal Kitaab Da Pehla Panna Kholna Tin ( Three)......
- Yaron mera avatar kaisa hona chahiye aisa
Yaron Mera Avatar Kaisa Hona Chahiye Aisa Jo Meri Personality Ko Suit Karna Chahiye Main......
- Fariyad kya kare hum kise dastan sunaye
Fariyad Kya Kare Fariyad Kya Kare Hum Kise Dastan Sunaye Jisne Mere Paise Churaye Use......
- Naam kya hai aabdulla khate ho russgulla
Naam Kya Hai Aabdulla Khate Kya Ho Russgulla Biwi Kaha Hai Mayke Mein Late Kyu......
- Afrika ke jangle mein bathak kar jungle
Afrika Ke Jangle Mein Bathak Bathak Kar Afrika Ke Jungle Mein Bhatak Bathak Kar Bhi......
- Hume to ab bhi woh guzra jamana
Hume To Ab Bhi Woh Guzra Jamana Yaad Aata Hai Apni Galioon Mein Nange Nahana......
- Zara si mobile main de jaga tu
Zara Si Mobile Main De Jaga Tu Zara Sa Inbox Le Saja Zara Sent Items......
- Itar ki sheeshee patthar se torh doon
Itar Ki Sheeshee Patthar Se Torh Doon Agar Tu Mil Jaaye Baazu Waali Ko Chorh......
- Saali ko invite kiya aur ghar pe
Saali Ko Invite Kiya Aur Ghar Pe Aa Gayi Saas Tum Kahte Ho Chalta Hai......
- Sundar roop tumhara gora mukhra kitna pyaara
Sundar Sundar Roop Tumhara Gora Mukhra Kitna Pyaara Dekhe Koi Nazar Lag Jaaye Ek Pal......
- Jaise bhatke pita bechara kanya ke var
Jaise Bhatke Pita Bechara Kanya Ke Var Ke Liye Firte The Maare Maare Hum Kiraye......
- Apni mahboba say milnay ka bara shoq
Apni Mahboba Say Milnay Ka Bara Shoq Tha Mujh Ko Usay Qarib Say Dakhnay Ka......
- Aapne mere maan se khaila tan dan
Aapne Mere Maan Se Khaila Aapne Mere Tan Se Khaila Aapne Mere Dan Se Khaila......
- Kitne haseen hai aap khud ko duniya
Kitne Haseen Hai Aap Khud Ko Duniya Ki Nazar Say Bachaya Karo Kajal Lagana Hi......
- Kash duniya computer hoti jis main do
Kash Duniya Computer Hoti Jis Main Do Ko Undo Karti Sukh Kay Lamhay Save Hojatay......
- Hudi ko kar buland itna kay hamaliya
Hudi Ko Kar Buland Itna Kay, Hamaliya Ki Choti Pay Ja Pohnchay Khuda Phir Tum......
- Sochta hoon kya uhs k jwab main
Sochta Hoon Kya Uhs K Jwab Main Paigham Baijoohn Kya Pyar Sa Tohfa Uhs Hasti......
- Kabhi khaansi nazla zukkaam hota hai mohabat
Kabhi Khaansi Kabhi Nazla Kabhi Zukkaam Hota Hai Mohabat Karnay Waloon Kaa Yehi Anjaam Hota......
- Jahan ki gurbat mein sukun nahi ayega
Jahan Ki Gurbat Mein Sukun Nahi Ayega, Ghum-E-Tohin Se Kubul Nahi Ayega. Maklul Ki Fitrat......
- Zindagi kehaal hai sur na taal msgbox
Zindagi Kehaal Hai Sur Hai Na Taal Hai Msgbox Bhi Kangal Hai Kya Aapki Sms......
- Oh waves kardi rahi asin orient te
Oh Waves Waves Kardi Rahi Asin Orient Te Ade Rahe Oh Kfc Kfc Kardi Rahi......
- Face ke app gajab ki smile hai
Face Ke App Ke Gajab Ki Smile Hai, Suna Hai App Ke Pas Ek Mobile......
- Train aur ladies mein kya samanta hain
Train Aur Ladies Mein Kya Samanta Hain? Train Late Hoti Hain To Makeup Karti Hain.......
- Woh muje marke kabra par muskurate huye
Woh Muje Marke Kabra Par Muskurate Huye Chali Gayi Zamana Yeh Samjhe Oh Chahati Hai......
- Tum ne dekha mujhe meine tujhe humko
Tum Ne Dekha Mujhe, Meine Dekha Tujhe, Tum Ne Dekha Mujhe, Meine Dekha Tujhe, Humko......