Jo Mujhe Massage Na Kare Alalh Kare Us Ka
Cpu Ka Fan Jal Jaaye
Us K Monitor Se Dhuaan Nikle
Us Ke Keyboard K Button Toot Jaayen
Us Ka Mouse Chalna Band Kar De
Us Ke Speaker Phat Jaayen
Us Ke Printer Ka Cartridge Urh Jaaye
Us Ka Electricity Bill Extra Aaye
Us Ka Net Baar Baar Disconnect Ho Jaaye
Us Ki Power Supply Ka Fan Bhi Ruk Jaaye
Aur Aur Aur Bas Itna Cafeee Hai
Itne Mein To Tum Zaroor Ek Massage Kar Doge