If Bill Gates Marries Madhuri Dixit
These Could Be The Caption In Newspapers
Bill Goes Dhak-Dhak!
English Babu Desi Mem
Brain Marries Beauty?
Windows Ke Peeche Kia Hai?
Windows Ke Peeche?
Oo Windows Main Bill Hai Mera
The Next Version Of Windows Will Be Windows Md
Microsoft Mouse V/s Madhuri The Cat
Relax Guys
They”ll Only Go For A Virtual Honeymoon
Bill To Count His Millions & Billions In Aik Do Teen
Gate For Bill Windows For M.F.Hussain
Mera Bill Ghar Aaya O Hussainji Mera
Mera Bill Bhi Kitna Pagal Hai
Bill Will Gates Wates
Main Kia Jaanu Re.
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- Dabbay main dabba khargosh nana nay aankh
Dabbay Main Dabba, Dabbay Main Khargosh Nana Nay Aankh Mari, Nani Behosh...
- Dur se dekha to kuch dikha nahi
Dur Se Dekha To Kuch Dikha Nahi Dur Se Dekhaaa To Kuchh Dikha Nahi Paas......
- Use karti hain make up ka daba rooz
Use Karti Hain Make-Up Ka Daba Rooz Kyun Ban Sanwar Kar Nikalte Hain Rooz Kyun......
- Dr ke band clinic ke age lambi
Dr. Ke‚Â Band Clinic Ke Age Lambi Line Thi Ek Sardar Bar Bar Line Mein......
- Zarr ne ab insaan ko banaa diyaa
Zarr Ne Ab Insaan Ko Banaa Diyaa Hai Khaan! Mastee Thee Almast They Warnah Sabhi......
- Teri aainkhon mein doob jane ko jee
Teri Aainkhon Mein Doob Jane Ko Jee Chahta Hai Par Tumhe Gussa Bohat Aata Hai......
- Woh larki kitni pyaari thi jis ko
Woh Larki Kitni Pyaari Thi Jis Ko Aankh Maari Thi Woh Sendal Kitni Bhaari Thi......
- Le too liya hai mobile magar call
Le Too Liya Hai Mobile Magar Call Kertey Nahi Miss Call Detey Hai Rabta Bahal......
- Alka ne mujse kal pyaar ka ijhaar
Alka Ne Mujse Kal Pyaar Ka Ijhaar Kiya Tohfe Mein Mujko Ek Bada Rasgulla Diya......
- Kabhi ham bhi unse nigahein milaya karte
Kabhi Ham Bhi Unse Nigahein Milaya Karte The, Unhe Raaho Me Chher Jaaya Karte The…......
- Gharwala mainu ik din pub ch lai
Gharwala Mainu Ik Din Pub Ch Lai Gya Botal Pa Ke Dabe Ch Lai Gya......
- Tere naal dosti akhri sah tak nibawange
Tere Naal Dosti Akhri Sah Tak Nibawange, Tere Pairan Thalle Assi Ta Talliyaan Tikaawange, Jado......
- Tharo sms jab aavay hai maro rom
Tharo Sms Jab Jab Aavay Hai Maro Rom Rom Machal Jawe Hai Ang Ang Mein......
- Gadha jo khaye wo ghas ho tum
Gadha Jo Khaye Wo Ghas Ho Tum, Buddhe Ka Chyawanprash Ho Tum, Idiot Stupid Bakwas......
- Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf
Main Uski Yaad Mein Ban Gaya Baraf Ka Gola Main Uski Yaad Mein Ban Gaya......
- Teri yaad dil se jaany nahi dengy
Teri Yaad Dil Se Jaany Nahi Dengy, Tere Jaisa Dost Khone Nahi Dengy, Sharaafat Se......
- Jado tera viah hovega mera dil te
Jado Tera Viah Hovega, Mera Dil Te Akhian Ron Giyan, Main Guru Granth Sahib Chakk......
- Eh kudiyan bahut shetan ne pal ch
Eh Kudiyan Bahut Shetan Ne Pal Ch Kadh Laindiyan Jaan Ne Pehlan Dindiyan Ne Sohni......
- Ja raha hai mera sms jane kya
Ja Raha Hai Mera Sms Jane Kya Gul Khilaega, Pyar Se Padha Jayega Ya Unhe......
- Dil todne walon ko saza kyu nahi
Dil Todne Walon Ko Saza Kyu Nahi Har Kisi Ko Pyar Ki Dua Kyu Nahi......
- Ye jo ladkion ke baal hote hain
Ye Jo Ladkion Ke Baal Hote Hain Ladkon Ko Phansane Ke Jaal Hote Hain Chush......
- Pass baithne se jo bin mange mil
Pass Baithne Se Jo Bin Mange Mil Jaaye, Use Khushboo Kahte Hain. Janaab Ess Galat-Fehmi......
- Dekhti ho mujhe to sharmaa ke mooh
Dekhti Ho Mujhe To, Sharmaa Ke Mooh Fer Leta Hoon, Zoolfen To Tumhaari Choo Nahin......
- Ek din shayar apni biwi se bola
Ek Din Shayar Apni Biwi Se Bola, Ea Janesanam Hata Lo Apni Enn Julfon Ko,......