Hoon Mai Doctor Jahan,
Meri Wife Hai Nurse Waha,
Yeh Kaisa Julm Sehna Padta Hai,
Mujhe Apni Wife Ko Sister Kehna Padta Hai..
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- Intezaar ki ghadiyan khatm ho gayi meri
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- O meri jaane tamanna kahan kho gayi
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- A doctor came to visit the patient
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- Ek doctor se kisi ne puchaa ap
Ek Doctor se kisi ne puchaa, ap ko kese pata chalta hai k koi marr......
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- The doctor told sardarji that if he
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Ek doctor shikaAr sE wapis aYa , Friend ne pocha kyun bhai koi sHikaAr kia......
- The doctor of the future will give
The doctor of the future will give no medicines, but will interest his patients in......
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- A doctor whose breath smells has no
A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. ~Martin H. FischerFFM...
- A friend asked her doctor if a
A friend asked her doctor if a woman should have children after thirty-five. I said,......
- If a doctor lawyer or dentist had
If a doctor, lawyer, or dentist had 40 people in his office at one time,......