I Fancy Me As Quite A Rhymer
And Bot Myself A Poets-‘ Primer
It Helps Me Fix My Spelling Flause
And Grammar Thats Been Known To Give
Certain Of My Reader’s Paws
The Ante-La Books Oh Sew Slim
It-‘s Fine For Reading At The Gym
It Kewered The Ambiguity
That Used To Lay Me Low Upon
The Hights Of Dull Acuity
You See, There Was A Strictness Lacking
Due Principly To Endless Slackin
But Now I Write It As I-‘m Teached
And Christine-‘s Book Has Saved This Kraft
From Rawks On Which It Might Have Beeched