All Through These Years I’ve Waited
And So Silently I Masturbated
I Waited Patiently While Mine Came
It Became My Habbit To Passionately Moan Your Name
I Imagined My Finger Was Your Dick
So Many Times That It Just Made Me Sick
So Finally Take Me To Your Bed
Lets Make Love Gently No Need To Be Wed
This Is What I Thought Before Yesterday
When I Saw You Nacked I Didn’t Know What To Say
I Made Up An Excuse To Walk The Other Way
Now That I Have Seen It I’ll Tear Up This Letter
I’ll Go Somewhere Cozy, My Finger Is So Much Better