80 yr old man: Dr meri 20 sal ki wife pregnant hogai mjhe yaqin nhi arha

Dr: Ok 1 qisa suno

1 shikari shikar pe jata ha lekin galti se gun ki jga umbrela le jata hy. Samne se 1 sher ajata hy. Shikari umbrela nikal k goli chala deta hy sher mr jata hy

Old man: Imposible, ksi or ne mari ho gi

Dr: Exactly