Sahab Naukrani Se : Tum Begam Se Zyada Maza Deti Ho. Naukrani : Dekhiye na Sahab! Fir bhi Sare Naukar yahi kahte He K Begum Sahiba Tum Se Zyada Maza deti hai.
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