Rukhsti K Wqt Dulhan Car Me Bethany Lgi To Boli : Itni Bri Car?
Dulha:
Asi MALIK aa
Ghr Ponchny Pr:
Itna Bra Ghar?
Dulha:
Asi MALIK aa
Jb Kmray Me Ayi To Boli:
Itna Bara Kmra?
Dulha:
Asi MALIK aa
Jb Dulha Sex Krne Lga To Ghusy Se Bola Itna Bara Phuda?
Dulan Pyar Se: Me V VENNA MALIK aa:)
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