Najoomi: Lulli dikhaaoo
Larrka lulli dikhaata hay,
Najoomi: Iss saal pass ho jaaoo gay,
naukri lagay gi,
Or shadi b ho gi
Larrka: aap nay meri luli kyon dekhi?
Najoomi: Muth maar maar k tumharay haath ki sari lakeren lulli par aa gayi hain.~.
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