Mouhabat Tum Say Ki Hai
Dulhan K Roop Mai Pana Cahata Hon
Bus Tumhain Chahta Hon
Tumhain Paa K Dunya Say Chupana Cahata Hon
Bus Tumhain Chahta Hon
Kabhi Apni Zulfoo Ko Shanoo Par Tu Lao
Mai Wo Haseen Munzar Dahkna Chahta Hon
Mouhabat Tum Say Ki Hai
Dulhan K Roop Mai Pana Chahta Hon
Only 4 my LOVE ONE
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`*.¸.*´ lover
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