Main 3 Tak Ginon Ga
Agr Tu Nai Bhaga To Gand Me Goli Maar Dunga
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Nahi Bhaga Na
Pata Tha
Tjhe To Bs Gand Me Kch Na Kch Lene Ka Bahana Chahiye.
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