Maa Bap Me Sepration Hoei To Masla Bachy Ka Hoa K Kon Rakhy.
Faisla Hoa K
Bachy Ko Chup Kr Pathar Maro
Agr Bachy Ne
Oei Maa Kaha
To Maa Jeeti,
Agr Bap Ko Awaz Di To Bap Jeeta.
Ek Din Bacha Drkht K Neeche Betha Hoa Tha,
Maa Bap Ne Chup Kar Usy Pathar Mara
Aur Suna!
Bacha Bola:
Kon Hy Bay
RANDI KI NASAL?
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