lehron se mil ke na aap beh sake na hum
ek duje k dil mai na aap reh sake na hum
maar lete aap ki gand ek din lakin
jaga ka intazam na kar sake hum…
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- 1 train men dako ghus gay or
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- Husband se wife boli suno kabi toalways
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- Shohr or bv mood mai thy 9
Shohr or BV Mood Mai thy, 9 sal k Betay ko Balcony Mai Bhej kar......
- In a bath room boy touches girl
In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere! You Know whose that boy?......
- 1 admi kisi bhoot se mila aur
1 Admi kisi bhoot Se Mila Aur Bhot se kaha Mujhe Aisa bana Do k......
- Extra kameena acha son papa apki
Extra Kameena ßacha! Son: Papa apki love marrige hai na? Dad: Haan pr tumhen kese......
- Punjabi suhag rat ko apna lun pakar
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- Ek baar ek nanga aadmi aur haathi
Ek baar, ek nanga aadmi aur ek haathi amne saaamne aa gaye. Haathhi ne nange......
- Shikwa nahi kisi se se gila
Shikwa Nahi Kisi Se, Kisi Se Gila Nahi Wah wah Shikwa Nahi Kisi Se, Kisi......
- Mother beti ab tum 16 saal ki
MOTHER: Beti Ab Tum 16 Saal Ki Ho Gai Ho Waqt Aa Gaya Hay Sex......
- Wife aaj 3 dako aaye or meri
Wife: Aaj 3 Dako Aaye Or Meri izzat loot li? Husbnd: Tum Ne Un Ko......
- Aaj poliyo day hy plz nechy
AAJ POLIYO DAY HY PLZ NECHY MAT JAO QATRAY PENY PAR JAENGY ) ( (,,,):::::::::o......
- Teacher larkian kiya pehn sakti hain
Teacher: Larkian kiya pehn sakti hain…? Student: SaaRRi. Teacher: Larkiyan kia nhi pahen sakti…? Student......
- Jawani tery lund pe kuch is tarah
Jawani tery LUND pe kuch is tarah aayi wah wah bhosri k sun to ley......
- He watho tawha ji garmi jo dushman
He watho tawha ji garmi jo dushman (-) / / / / / / /......
- Tmhari x ray report agai he ghabrane ki
Tmhari x-ray report agai he ,ghabrane ki koi bt nai ) ( / )~) |......
- Hostel may 1 larka dusray se bola
Hostel may 1 larka dusray se bola: Kal paper hai yar,mujhay kal jaldi utha dena......
- Sardar yar ye car k pichey
Sardar : Yar Ye Car K Pichey ‘L’ Likhney Ka Kia Matlab Hota Hai…? pathan......
- Wife aur andar dalo thora upar left
Wife: aur andar dalo, thora upar, thora left Haan! Aur thora left. Husband: (ghussy se)......
- Aagy sher pechy cheeta wah agy
AaGy sHer peChy Cheeta wah wah AGy sher peCHy Cheeta Maa Ki ChoOt Us Ki......
- Najoomi larki ka haath dekh kar bola
Najoomi Larki Ka Haath Dekh Kar Bola: ‘Beti Tum Bohat Chudwaogi’ Larki:’Abay harami, Chudwa To......
- Hmare chale jane k bad ye samandr
Hmare Chale Jane k Bad ye Samandr b Tmse Pochega Kahan Chala Gaya Wo Shakhs......
- Bakri ki jaan talwar k neeche
Bakri Ki Jaan Talwar K Neeche, Larki Ki Jaan Shalwar K Neeche, Jo Chali Jae,......
- Serious comedy girl main tumhain apna
Serious Comedy: Girl: Main tumhain apna dil nahi day sakti ! Boy: Main itnay uper......
- Sardar ki taxi me nangi larki a
Sardar ki Taxi me nangi larki a k beth gai Sardar usy ghoorny lga Larki:......
- Boy to shopkeeper ek black color ka
Boy to Shopkeeper: Ek Black Color ka Condom dena.. Shopkeeper: Black hi Kyun? Boy: Wo......
- Larki apni daadi se ye pyar ish
LARKI APNI DAADI SE DAADI YE PYAR ISH MUHABBAT SAB KYA HY DAADI:HANSTE HOYE KUCH......