Is Qädr Hümäri Chäht Kä Imtehän Nä Lijiye,
Kyøn Hø Hümse Khfä Byän Tø Kijiye
‘Kr Dijiye Müäf Ägr Hø Gäi Hümse Khtä,
Yün Yääd Nä Kr K Hüme Szä Nä Dijiye.
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