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Beta: Papa aj meri mis ny aisa sawal pocha jis ka jawab sirf mery pas......
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Baap: Beta is bar Exam main tumhain 9O% NO Laane hain. Beta: Nahi abbu me......
- Sardar ka beta 5 subjects mn fail
Sardar ka beta 5 subjects mn fail ho gya. Sardar: Hun minu Abba na boleen!......
- Baap beta jab koi buzurg khara
Baap : beta Jab koi Buzurg khara Ho to apni Jaga usay Baithnay k liye......
- Sarther beta to bistar kyn lagay
Sarther: Beta to bistar kyn lagay? Son: Ghr py to guest ane hn. Sarther: Kon?......
- Le beta 3 popular larkion k number
Le beta 3 popular larkion k Number Bilqees Edhi 03339200068 surf excel wali dadi 03215659217......
- Pathan ki maa beta tujhe yahan sa
PATHAN KI MAA: Beta! Tujhe yahan sa Lahore jane main 1 Din laga or wapis......
- Le beta market me naya chichor pan
Le beta market me naya chichor pan aya ha le sun, … Jitna b chaho......
- Bhoot ka beta apni mom se khush
Bhoot ka Beta Apni Mom Se Khush Ho K Bola: ‘Mom,Me Kitna Drowna Hoon Na?......
- Sheikh ka beta abba 2 rupees do
Sheikh ka beta: abba 2 Rupees do Abba: nahi dunga Beta: abba de do doodh......
- Beta papa 1 paheli ka jwab do
Beta: Papa 1 Paheli Ka Jwab do; Masl Masl K Khhra Kiya aur Thook Laga......
- Sardar ka beta abba mujh ko baaja
Sardar ka beta: Abba Mujh ko baaja dilao Sardar: Nahi tum sab ko tang karo......
- Sheikh ka beta girl friend k sath
Sheikh ka Beta Girl Friend k sath Ghoom k Ghar aya to Baap ne Pocha:......
- Maa beta america se mery liye jawan
Maa. beta america se mery liye jawan hone ki dawai bhajna. Betey ne america se......
- Beta kitni sundar larki hy baap
Beta: Kitni sundar larki hy Baap: Beta ye miss hen tumhari maan k brabar hen.......
- Oooaaannnoooaaannnoooaaannnoooaaannnaaaaaaaannnlo baimubarak ho faraz ko beta huwa
Oooaaannn..Oooaaannn.....Oooaaannn......Oooaaannn..AaaaAaaannn..?....... Lo bai..Mubarak ho FARAZ ko beta huwa hai!...
- Memon ka beta apni girl friend k
Memon ka beta apni girl friend k sath date maar ker ghar aaya to baap......
- Father jao beta mery liye 1 glas
Father, jao beta mery liye 1 glas pani ly k aao, beta: nahin abu mein......
- Fatherkia baat hai beta kion ro rahe
Father:kia baat hai beta kion ro rahe ho?Mujhe batao main tumhara dost b tu hoon!......
- Fatherkia baat hai beta kion ro rahe
‘Father:kia baat hai beta kion ro rahe ho?Mujhe batao main tumhara dost b tu hoon!......
- Rooh e azan hai bap to beta namaz e deen
Rooh-e-Azan hai Bap to Beta Namaz-e-Deen Masjid ALI ki hai to musalla HUSSAIN ka Jagir-e-Kibria......
- Beta ro raha thabap ney pucha keya
Beta ro raha tha.bap ney pucha keya bat hai. dost samjh kr he bata do.......
- Memon ka beta girlfrend k sath ghoom
Memon ka beta girlfrend k sath ghoom k aaya to baap ne pocha kitney paise......
- Molvi sahab bache se parho beta h
Molvi sahab (bache se) “parho beta h se halwa han shabash halaq se nikaloâ€. Bache......
- Beta ammi kya pasand ke shadi karny
Beta: ammi kya pasand ke shadi karny sy ghar waly naraz hoty hain? Maa: tu......
- Kanjoos ka beta girlfriend k sath ghom
Kanjoos ka beta girlfriend k sath ghom k aya to bap ne pocha: kitne paise......
- Teacher to 1 clas student chalo beta
Teacher to 1 clas student: chalo beta ye line 2 lafzon main bol kar dikhao......
- Height of addiction father beta facebook
Height of Addiction: . . Father: Beta, Facebook seE hatt k bhi Ek Duniya hai........
- Peer beta koi mannat mango mureed
peer-… Beta koi mannat mango! Mureed… Plz mujhy phir se UNMARRIED kar Dain, Peer…. Beta......