An ‘ANT’ might be small, but it can bite on your hip…
Can you bite on ANT’s hip?
MORAL:
‘BANDA Jitna chota utna hi kamina hota hai’
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L O V E Y O U .-..-. /),/) .-..-. “-.-†( ‘;’ ) “-.-â€......
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Hakeem: Beta hamesha apne se bari Aurat ko Maa, choti ko beti aur Hm umar......
- Girl janu mere moun me dalo na
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ARZ KIYA HAI… Na zarurat rakho sitaron ki Na zarurat rakho fankaron ki Bus ek......
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Girl during Sex: Uncle ji, Lun Seedha Choot Me Dalo na, Slip hokar Gaand me......
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Kuch Mohabbat Ka Nasha Tha Pehle B Hum Ko ‘FARaZ’ Phir Dil Jo Toota To......
- Aik pathan aur us ki bv bus
Aik pathan aur us ki bv bus me sath ja rhe thy us ne kiraya......
- Husband tells wifeu have a big bum
Husband tells wife:u have a big bum like a tandoor. At night he asks his......
- Gabbar arey o saamba tera lund khara
Gabbar: Arey o Saamba tera lund Khara hota hai kya? Saamba: Haan Sardar Gabbar: zara......
- Pathan ne doctor ko mar diya
Pathan Ne Doctor ko Mar Diya. Police: Khan Tune Doctor ko Q Qatal kia? Pathan:......
- Girlfriend aaj phir asmaan par kali ghata
GirlFriend: Aaj Phir Asmaan Par Kali Ghata Chai Hai. oR Apne Sath Barsaat B Layi......
- Arz kiya hy meray hain srf 2
Arz Kiya Hy meray hain srf 2 hi t*attay, Wah Wah wah meray hain srf......
- Naukrani memsab main pregnant hon memsahab
Naukrani – memsab main pregnant hon, memsahab – mubharakh ho, naukraani – aap bhi khayal......
- Girl50 rupees dena boyright jaib se le
Girl:50 Rupees dena. Boy:Right jaib se le lo. ‘Jeib phati hoi thi LUN haath main......
- Dard main tanhai sath ly chalo
Dard main tanhai sath ly chalo.. Dukh main parchai sath ly chalo.. Us ki gand......
- Pathan garmints ki dukaan k bahar khara
Pathan Garmints ki Dukaan k Bahar khara ander dekh rha tha. Dukaan dar:Bhai Ander Aa......
- Madam bathroom se naha k nikli to
Madam bathroom se naha k nikli to dekha nokar jhank raha tha, Madam-kyu jhank rahe......
- beta papa ye sex kya hota
*. . .Beta-papa ye ‘sex’ kya hota hai…? Sardar: thinks oye ye kya puch liya......
- In a bath room boy touches girl
In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere! You Know whose that boy?......
- 3girls apni khwahshen bol rhi thein
..: 3Girls apni apni khwahshen bol rhi thein, . 1st:Mere 2 husbnd hon jo sari......
- 1 naya shadi shuda jorra rozana sex
1 naya shadi shuda jorra rozana sex krta, 6 mah bad dono kmzor hogye. Akhir......
- Zinda rha to tmhary ko e chodta
Zinda rha to tmhary ko e chodta rhonga ‘Dost Bhool jaun To samjh lena k......
- Han mera jazba ha ye sang jazba
Han mera jazba. Han mera jazba. ha ye sang jazba, agay se hat ja mjhe......
- Dosto mere marne k baad mera janaza
Dosto mere Marne k baad mera janaza uski gali me ghuma dena, Agar wo dekhle......
- Maalik khabis admi tm bathroom main ghuss
Maalik: Khabis admi Tm bathroom main ghuss aae ? jab k main naha raha hun.......
- Boss jb me tmko marta hon to
‘Boss: jb me tmko marta hOn tO tm apna gusa kese nikalte ho? Nokar:Toilet saf......
- Shadi k 2nd din wife janu nashta
Shadi k 2nd din wife: Janu Nashta karna hy? Husband: Sex hi hmara Nashta hy......
- Aurat bachy k sath khilono ki shop
Aurat bachy k sath khilono ki shop se guzri Bacha zid krne lga k khilona......
- The pure urdu name for condom
The pure Urdu name for condom: Ghilaaf-e-auzaar-e-mazaa-e-mohabbat -e- bandish-e-izaafaa-e-nasal. Kuch tamiz seekh lo. Gubbaara gubbaara......
- Bachaammi thori dair me ap ko mazay
Bacha:Ammi thori Dair me ap ko mazay aany wala hai. Ammi:wo kesy? Bacha:Abbu ne Mujhe......
- Ek dafa ek murghi ne pakistan or
Ek dafa ek murghi ne pakistan or hindustan ke bardur per unda dia do mulkon......
- Ek larki ka rape ho gia uski
Ek larki ka rape ho gia Uski maa us se boli: Beti ab tera kya......
- Kitne harami hein teri gali k bache
Kitne harami hein teri gali k Bache Soni. Apni nono nikal ke kehte hein Is......
- Bandar or larkian same hoti hain q
Bandar or Larkian same hoti hain Q k wo KELA psnd krti hain….. . .......
- Nokrani asked malikan to increase her pay
Nokrani asked Malikan to increase her Pay for 3 Reasons: Nokrani: Pehli wajha, main Khana......
- Pilot phatan sy such batao tm
Pilot phatan sy. Such Such Batao tm ko Air Hostess ny thaper kyun Mara? Pathan:......
- Golf paagalo ka khel hai danda
Golf paagalo ka khel hai ‘Danda haath me aur ball Hole me’ arey, Mazaa toh......
- Tendulker wife k sath sex krte hue
TENDULKER wife k sath sex krte hue: Darling PITCH sahi nhi, GHASS boht hai, SHORT......
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Miss Wo konsi raat hai jis me asmaan girny ka khatra nai hota Girl: Saturday......
- Fikr e mustaqbil nay faaslay bana diye warna
Fikr-e-Mustaqbil nay faaslay bana diye warna, Sab Dost aik sath CHUDE thay abhi kal ki......
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