Agher hum na hotay to app ko gazal kon kahta app ka chray ko gulab kon kahta, yea to karshma hia hum pyar karnay waloka warna pathro ko Taj Mahal kon kahta.
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Arz kia ha,, Hum apki yad me ro rahe hain. wah wah Zra ghor famaiye.......
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- Teacher class mein bachho ko samjha rahi
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- Sexy girl to boy mere aage ungli
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- Girl check up k liye gayi dr
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