1.admi ki shadi hui,

Us ne mithai baati,

Pehla beta hua,

Mithai baati,

Doosra beta hua,

Phir mithai baati,

5saal baad

Bachon ko school admit kia,

Fees 9000,

Ghar aa k roya peeta,

Biwi boli:

Jab meri choot phat rahi thi to mithai baat ra tha

Ab teri gand phati to ro rha hai..