When I was born saitan said ohoh!!!
Another angel
But when U were born saitan said oh shit..
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- Ek sardar gari chala raha tha aachanak
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- Train mai ek husband apni wife say
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- Sardar tainu tairna aanda hai frnd
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- Ek sardar bar mein ro raha tha
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- Sardar went to see a gal for
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- Sardar joined nasa after one month the
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- Ek raat bijli chali gai sardar
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- Sardar ji had twins named tin
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- Once santa singh was riding a cycle
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- Sardar taqreer karty huey kisi ko meri
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- 3 sardar bed pe so rahay thay
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- Doctor jab aap ko pata tha k
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- A sardars speech to his workers in
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- Sardaar ki bv bhaag gai 3
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- Sardar ki wifehamari beti jawan ho gai
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- One tourist from usa asked to sardar
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- In a practical exam examiner showed legs
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- Ek sardar hospital k bahr ro raha
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- Boy ap muje apni beti ka hath
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- 1 sardar rail ki patri par so
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- Ek jagah par likha tha ke 10
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- 1sardar kafi arsy baad watan wapis aya
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