Son:papa 5+5 how much
Sardar:Ullehke patte, gadhe ke aulath, nalayath, besharam, tujhe kuchbi nahi ata,
ja jake andarse caliculater la
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- Srdar preeto ek waari i love u
Srdar: preeto ek waari I LOVE U’ keh dey. Preeto:Nai keh skdi. Srdar: sirf ek......
- Sardar duniya ka sub se purana janwar
Sardar: duniya ka sub se purana janwar konsa hai. Pathan: Zebra. Sardar: wo kese? Pathan:......
- 1 sardar ne ksi ko fone kia
1 sardar ne ksi ko fone kia Or pucha kon bol rha ha Udhr se......
- Sardardr ap ne kaha ta k suba
Sardar.Dr: ap ne kaha ta k suba ot kr koi game kelne se sehat achi......
- Sardar traveling 1st time in plane 2
Sardar Traveling 1st time in plane 2 mumbai. While landing, he shout ‘BOMBAY,BOMBAY’ Airhostes said......
- Sardar ny bank sy loan le kar
Sardar ny Bank sy Loan le kar Car li, Magar Loan wapis na kar Saka,......
- Aik sardar chalty train par chur gia
aik sardar chalty train par chur gia logo nay bohat tareef ke sardar g kiya......
- Adalat mein train ulatny ka case chal
Adalat mein Train Ulatny ka Case chal raha tha, Wakeel to sardar Driver: Train kasiy......
- 1 sardar pe cycle chori ka ilzaam
1 Sardar Pe Cycle Chori Ka Ilzaam Tha Lekin Saboot Na Hony Ki Waja Se......
- Sardar ki maa usay kehti haiapne sasural
Sardar ki maa usay kehti hai:apne sasural me har bat ‘BARHA CHARHA’ ke karna taa’......
- After finishing mbbs sardar starts his practise
After finishing MBBS. sardar starts his practise! He checked his 1ST patient’s Eyes Tongue and......
- Sardar 1 road se jati hoi larki
Sardar 1 road se jati hoi larki ko ghor se dekh raha tha, larki ne......
- Sardar went to microsoft office for
sardar went to Microsoft office for interview. Interviewer: Tell me any 4 versions of java?......
- Sardar agr operation mei meri mout
Sardar: Agr Operation Mei Meri Mout Ho Jaye To Operation Krny Waly Doctr Sy Shadi......
- Panjabi uk gya airport officer ne name
Panjabi UK gya, Airport officer ne name pucha, Panjabi: ‘Umer Draz Bhatti’ Officer: English may......
- 1 srdar pco gaya or jate hi
1 Srdar P.C.O Gaya or jate hi shopkeeper ko 3 thappar maray! Guess? Q mare?......
- 1 srdar ny malto ki rari lagai
1 srdar ny malto ki rari lagai 6 din tk malty nhi beky or sukh......
- Sardarji was standing in front of the
Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed. His wife asked......
- Sardar to bv jaldi roti de aj
SARDAR to BV: jaldi roti de, aj 4 wajjay Kutayan di race ae, othay jana......
- Sardar office ja rha tha biwi
SARDAR: Office Ja Rha Tha. Biwi Pyar Se Boli: ‘See U In The Evening.’ SARDAR......
- Pathan batao aisa kia karein k saanp
Pathan: Batao Aisa kia karein k Saanp B Marr Jaye or Laathi B Na Totay?......
- Teaacher jis admi ko sunai nai detausey
Teaacher: Jis admi ko Sunai nai deta,usey English mai kya kehty hain? Sardar student: Sir,......
- Sardarji kya baat hai dar kyon lag
sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.; Sardarji replies......
- Teacher to sardar apney bap nam english
Teacher to Sardar: Apney Bap Nam English Main Lakhoo Sardar wrote: ‘ Beautiful Red Underware’......
- A sardar married to a short girl
A sardar married to a short girl. people asked to sardar why you married such......